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User avatar #14 - DingoJ (12/28/2012) [-]
bitch could probably lift the stove with one hand... *cough*
#13 - phanact (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't even know if she's a nord, but she'll be the one fucking you
User avatar #12 - aldheim (12/28/2012) [-]
She says that every time you pass within twenty feet of her.
So irritating.
I wish the NPCs would just ignore you occasionally in Skyrim.
It just seems like their entire lives revolve around sharing random snippets of conversation with me.
And a 'hello' wouldn't go amiss, instead of telling me their life story every time I walk past them.
User avatar #63 to #12 - zombiebacon (12/28/2012) [-]
I've never wanted to kill a kid more in a Bethesda game than Braith.

Fuckin slut.
User avatar #121 to #63 - jaggedherp (12/28/2012) [-]
You know, the first mod everyone should get for skyrim can let you do that
User avatar #66 to #63 - tropius (12/28/2012) [-]
"Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight!" HOW ABOUT I FUCKING CALL ODAHVIING AND GET HIM TO TEAR YOU TO FUCKING PIECES?
User avatar #176 to #66 - commontroll (12/29/2012) [-]
HOW ABOUT FUCKING DRAGONS YOU BITCH?
User avatar #17 to #12 - crustypizza (12/28/2012) [-]
Strip down to your loincloth, they'll react in digust instead(as far as I know)
Problem solved
User avatar #20 to #17 - commontroll (12/28/2012) [-]
I had a kid run past me and yell out "HAHA! YOU'RE NAKED!" Apparently naked catmen are a comedic sight in Tamriel.
#10 - pebar ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
#6 - frenchfryy (12/28/2012) [-]
get that shit out of my face, and I'm not talking about Skyrim...
get that shit out of my face, and I'm not talking about Skyrim...
User avatar #147 to #6 - vancecore (12/29/2012) [-]
That part of the lip that stays still...
#19 to #6 - avatarofavarice (12/28/2012) [-]
Would you care to talk about Dark Souls, instead?
User avatar #31 to #19 - frenchfryy (12/28/2012) [-]
I know nothing about that game, and considering what I hear about it, I'd rather not play it in the future...
User avatar #128 to #31 - lucasman (12/28/2012) [-]
What have you heard about it?
#5 - bagofmeth (12/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - kalimah (12/28/2012) [-]
i cant even see her arms and i know she could beat the shit out of me
#4 to #3 - nothnxialreadyate (12/28/2012) [-]
She'll rip your cock off.
#7 to #4 - kalimah (12/28/2012) [-]
yes she could definitely beat the shit out of me
but i wouldnt consider pissing her off in the first place
User avatar #8 to #7 - nothnxialreadyate (12/28/2012) [-]
Good.



Also, never beg for sex, especially if she's as horny as a porn-star in heat; It'll land you in the ER in a coma.
#9 to #8 - kalimah (12/28/2012) [-]
im not sure if im going to the ER because of snu-snu or rape
User avatar #11 to #9 - nothnxialreadyate (12/28/2012) [-]
Neither; it's because she planted your head inside the solid pine back board of the bed.
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