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User avatar #41 - lolkoi (12/27/2012) [-]
What is this 'bro code' you speak of?

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#28 - atrolldad (12/27/2012) [-]
i fixed it
User avatar #17 - manicekman (12/27/2012) [-]
for women: This post is fake, please ignore it.
#43 to #17 - lonelyboy (12/27/2012) [-]
Take this and move along.
#31 to #17 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I saw your avatar moving, stared at it, and realized it was a geth.
I saw your avatar moving, stared at it, and realized it was a geth.
#18 to #17 - leebobo (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's fake.
#33 to #18 - thetom (12/27/2012) [-]
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#11 - Ken M (12/27/2012) [-]
You do realise, that if a woman reads this post, OP has violated article 4 of TBC
User avatar #14 to #11 - callmeemm (12/27/2012) [-]
so what if a woman buys the book?
#15 to #14 - Ken M (12/27/2012) [-]
They have some stipulations and clauses on that. A woman CAN be a bro, but only if certain qualifications are met.
#39 to #15 - cerealgal (12/27/2012) [-]
and what might these qualifications be?
User avatar #42 to #39 - zenbass (12/27/2012) [-]
Basically, if a chick does things that would qualify a guy for being a bro (Paying bail, hooking you up with someone hot, etc.) she can become a bro.
#16 to #15 - callmeemm (12/27/2012) [-]
Gotta get that book.   
   
Thanks!
Gotta get that book.

Thanks!
User avatar #10 - mynameisgeorge (12/27/2012) [-]
>rappers and handicapped

What's the difference?
User avatar #24 to #10 - Nihatclodra (12/27/2012) [-]
Rappers are not aware that they are handicapped.
User avatar #12 to #10 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
please remember that handicapped =/= mentally retarded
User avatar #13 to #12 - xedeid ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Yes it does, it's called mentally handicapped.
#37 to #13 - Ken M (12/27/2012) [-]
All mentally retarted people are handicapped. Not all handicapped people are mentally retarded (e.g. people with polio)
User avatar #156 to #37 - xedeid ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Correct, my apologies. *Yes it can, it's called mentally handicapped.
#8 - justsomechickyo (12/27/2012) [-]
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#6 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
**** yeah!
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#20 to #19 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't I? It's quite a good book, and I'm happy that there are other readers who enjoy this piece of awesomeness!   
Have you by any chance read it? If so, which &quot;article&quot; is your favourite?   
Tell me all about it!
Why wouldn't I? It's quite a good book, and I'm happy that there are other readers who enjoy this piece of awesomeness!
Have you by any chance read it? If so, which "article" is your favourite?
Tell me all about it!
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User avatar #22 to #21 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Personally so do I have 3 favourites, those are the following:

~Article 20~
A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.

~Article 47~
A Bro never wears pink.
Not even in Europe.


~Article 69~
Duh.
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User avatar #25 to #23 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Same here, are you by any chance a scandinavian?
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#27 to #26 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Hello there, neighbour! I'm a swede, as another matter of fact!
Hello there, neighbour! I'm a swede, as another matter of fact!
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#30 to #29 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
Anyway, are you of 100% broterial, or do you read it just because, or possibly of the funny?
Anyway, are you of 100% broterial, or do you read it just because, or possibly of the funny?
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User avatar #35 to #32 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
chickterial*, I'm sorry.
And there is actually a rule, but it allows you to be one!:

~Article 22~

There is no law the prohibits a woman from being a Bro.

Women make excellent Bros. Why? Becaue they can translate an navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.
(Want the rest? Just shout!)
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User avatar #38 to #36 - kampi (12/27/2012) [-]
DO CHICKS REALLY HAVE THEIR OWN CODE?

Yes, I'm afraid so. One morning, just before slipping out the door while my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumored time. I didn't have time to flip much past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phrases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within:

• A chick shall not sleep with another chick's ex-boyfriend, unless she does.

• A chick never pays for anything. Ever.

• If two chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ihnore each other, rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.

• If a chick hears a chick-empowerement song like "I Will Survive", she shall stop whatever she's doing, grab another chick's hand, and shriek the lyrics at the top of their lungs.

• A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.

• If two nchicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidentaly spill a drink on the other.

• A chick shall not operate a motor vehichle in a safe manner.

• A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.

(Sorry if it took time, but I wrote it but hand)
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#5 - kaarvaag (12/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - ihazaccount (12/27/2012) [-]
Ha ha! Handicapped! I get it! Haha..ha...ha..yeah i think i've had enough internet for today.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - radtroll (12/27/2012) [-]
what is it called?
#4 to #2 - moseth (12/27/2012) [-]
It's "The bro code", a book written by the great and allmighty NPH.
#34 to #4 - Ken M (12/27/2012) [-]
You mean Barney Stinson. NPH is gay, Barney Stinson is a LEGEND.
#40 to #34 - Ken M (12/27/2012) [-]
Excuse you fellow anon, NPH is Barney Stinson. There was one point where someone tried to find where NPH started and Barney began. The man was lost only to return with both chicks and men on his amrs and glowing with all the NPH glory. So, educate yourself on awesome before you use the word gay at all.
#9 to #4 - DanLacasky (12/27/2012) [-]
on HIMYM he claims he isn't great enough to have written it
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