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User avatar #50 - fedor (12/26/2012) [-]
I think the devil is a pretty cool guy. Eh burns in hell and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #49 - zaxzwim (12/26/2012) [-]
Satan is a pretty chill guy, i go to a christian school and keep telling my friends this and thay are all "blah blah devil is bad blah blah" well some of them are
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#44 to #43 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
because we would do exactly as told to do, like a slave.
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User avatar #40 - TATTYBOJANGLES (12/26/2012) [-]
Am... Am I... a Devil worshiper now?
#100 to #40 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [-]
yes, you are
#35 - bowbowfilms (12/26/2012) [-]
So because God killed more people than the devil did, the devil gets a free pass?

i'll just avoid surpassing hitler
#39 to #35 - awesomenesss (12/26/2012) [-]
Then that must mean Hitler is the new God!
User avatar #41 to #39 - manofparody (12/26/2012) [-]
No, he didn't kill enough to reach the next level. Just short a few experience.
#42 to #41 - awesomenesss (12/26/2012) [-]
Dammit, I was working on a new bible and everything...
#46 to #42 - scodran (12/26/2012) [-]
you can still do it, we have this man with much more epxerience
#47 to #46 - scodran (12/26/2012) [-]
experience*
User avatar #20 - beanmaniac (12/26/2012) [-]
in the jewish mythology the demon the chritians call satan (he isnt the king of the demon in the jewish mitytology) did nothing but trying to make all being equal but god said he had too much pride because nothing can be equal to god
kind of ironic isnt
#26 to #20 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
it is ironic from our point of view. try and imagine it from the perspective of someone infinitely powerful.
User avatar #103 to #26 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [-]
i can't because there is no possibility of 1 human being infinetly powerful
User avatar #13 - punkkk (12/26/2012) [-]
Atheist for the win.
User avatar #10 - nathanhughes (12/26/2012) [-]
Doesn't mean I'm going to start worshiping the devil, Ill stick to being a agnostic teenager.
User avatar #86 to #10 - kittykatkathryn (12/26/2012) [-]
agnostic theist or agnostic atheist?
#15 to #10 - iamthou ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
you'll need this
User avatar #191 to #15 - nathanhughes (12/27/2012) [-]
Is it weird that I actually have dr pepper while browsing this?
User avatar #192 to #191 - iamthou ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
not at all, its one of my favourite beverages and can often be found at my side during fj browsing
User avatar #193 to #192 - nathanhughes (12/28/2012) [-]
Yeah its mine too, but there is no correlation between my beliefs and a sugary beverage. lol
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#73 to #15 - Mrdannyman (12/26/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't get this
User avatar #181 to #73 - iamthou ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
season 15 of south park, final episode.

watch it on netflix you'll understand
User avatar #186 to #182 - iamthou ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
good episode you thinks?
User avatar #187 to #186 - Mrdannyman (12/27/2012) [-]
One of the only ones I like, most of them are pretty weird.
#7 - doriangrey (12/26/2012) [-]
Hfw typing that.
Hfw typing that.
#5 - armada (12/26/2012) [-]
The story really isn't in the Bible, it's Paradise Lost by John Milton, which was his last major work before he died after years of political work. Very good read, but definitely dense and complex.

Essentially tells the story of Adam and Eve and includes these instances. Check it out.
#3 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
ive read that satan wasnt going to bow down to human kind, since god said that it was his greatest creation, satan wasnt going to let a being made out of clay be better than him so he refused to bow
User avatar #16 to #3 - iamthou ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
my religion taught us about the war in heaven, which is basically god had a plan for mankind which gave us agency and free will, and satan's was just force us to be good and not make choices, we chose gods and were rewarded with life on earth.

and also, god knew satan would tempt adam and eve so that man could have free will.
#17 to #16 - robbuck (12/26/2012) [-]
GRAMMAR NAZI IS VERY DISPLEASED
User avatar #37 to #17 - GamerMandrew (12/26/2012) [-]
Punctuation Nazi is far more displeased with this instance of neglect from a fellow officer.
User avatar #1 - nadastress (12/25/2012) [-]
Me being muslim and all, would really want to hear the devils version. Why the beef?
User avatar #30 to #1 - beanmaniac (12/26/2012) [-]
well the number of people in the room is the number of versions
some say he tried to overthrow god other say he hated humans,gods perfect creation and god sent him to hell because of that ,some say he tried to make all angels equal to god and create a more democratic heaven,in all the versions he was the most powerful and shining and beautiful angel (wasnt that hard some had 4 heads and 6 wings and looked like tall snakes by some versions)
User avatar #2 to #1 - imashitbricks (12/26/2012) [-]
From what I've learned the devil was an angel but he pretended to be God, so God got mad and sent him to hell. But I've read the bible like once. SO i'm probably not the most reliable source of information when it comes to this.
#18 to #2 - robbuck (12/26/2012) [-]
he didnt pretend to be god. he wanted to be god, the first sin JEALOUSY brought him to lie to adam and eve. hell by definition is a place in which god doesnt exist. so basically satan, the most beatiful of angels was cast out of the kingdom of heaven. hope this helps. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
User avatar #38 to #18 - GamerMandrew (12/26/2012) [-]
Knowledge of a fiction story doesn't increase my power at all.
#45 to #38 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
You can learn a lot from fiction.
#4 to #2 - wilhamlin ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
This story isn't actually in the bible, but here it goes. (FYI: This is all just the Catholic Churches belief)

The devil was one of gods angels, one of the most powerful in fact. He was so powerful that he challenged god for the "throne" and a war in heaven broke out, God and the angels Vs. Lucifer (the devil) and the renegades. When God finally won, he cast out Lucifer to hell for all eternity, and all the angels that fought for him were cast out as well and ended up following Lucifer and became what we know of as demons. (Source: attended a catholic church for the better part of my young life)
#21 to #4 - robbuck (12/26/2012) [-]
well... if its not in the bible, in anyway. chances are its not true. however it does say in the bible that satan was jealous and wanted gods power, so in anger he corrupted gods most amazing creation. man
User avatar #6 to #4 - heartlessrobot (12/26/2012) [-]
That is also wrong. In a previous version of the bible, Lucifer was God's right hand angel. God left one day (for unknown reasons) and left Lucifer in charge. He went mad with power and refused to give the throne back. He had angels that followed him loyally and fought along side of him, but they were cast into hell along with him. Satan and Lucifer are different beings, the names are not interchangeable. Yet, god is omniscient, meaning he had to have known Lucifer would go mad with power. Yet he still left him in charge. I believe that god did it on purpose. God's a fucking dickhead.
#19 to #6 - robbuck (12/26/2012) [-]
dude... check ur sources, ur way off
#11 to #6 - wilhamlin ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
in all honesty, I've heard that version along with several others, and my picture pretty much explains the difference. I was just putting out the version that I had learned.
User avatar #12 to #11 - heartlessrobot (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, there's no way to prove which way is correct and which isn't. So, there's no use arguing about something that could possibly be a load of bunk. It could also be true. The one you said could be true, the one I said could be true, I don't think anyone will ever know.
#8 to #6 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
How does God just "leave" 2/10 try again
User avatar #9 to #8 - heartlessrobot (12/26/2012) [-]
It wasn't explained how or why. You expect religion to make sense? 0/10 you try again.
#48 to #9 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
first of all that story is found in a poem not the bible... its called paradise lost by John Milton. secondly the story of Adam and Eve wasnt told by Jesus, its found in the Old Testament
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