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#84 - sniffythebird ONLINE
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#83 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
The devils... he's batman?
#82 - deezknuts
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(12/26/2012) [-]
if you believe in the devil


then you believe in hell, the lae of fire, and all that other ******** that the devil gives you when you die

#90 to #82 - ainise
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(12/26/2012) [-]
You can believe in the devil without believing what god's disciples wrote in a barbaric book meant to demonize pretty much everything in existence.
#180 to #90 - deezknuts
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***** you can believe whatever you want
#80 - nofeargoogleishere
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and see where that got us. poverty and war
#79 - irockhard
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What the heck none of that is true.. What Bible was he reading?
#92 to #79 - danielhargadine
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Well God did destroy the world in The Book of Genesis, AND he killed the a large portion of the Egyptian population in The Book of Exodus. AAAANND killed the entirity of Sodum and Gomora.

Writtent passages of the devil killing anyone are very slim, aside from Judas, a desciple of Jesus.

To sum it up, The Devil's a pretty cool guy.
#188 to #92 - irockhard
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So God destroyed those that were evil.... Those who wanted the devil instead of God. The devil killed those people.
#81 to #79 - mrmcdubley
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#75 - furiousstorm
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I'm Christian and I agree with a few points. Am I disloyal to God now?
#87 to #75 - dragonofhate
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No, It doesn't. The tree was the fruit between good and evil. We must remember that life here is temporary. So even though the Devil did kill significantly less people... He allowed others to live so they can lay in their filth. Because even with Lucifer's killings... it was so he could send one faithful man straight into hell.
#74 - fornowjr
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**fornowjr rolled a random image posted in comment #2315007 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** one of my christen friends didn't know who lucifer is. I just looked at him then threw the bible.
#71 - draxdiesel
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(12/26/2012) [-]
i was about to save this in my favourites then realized that i already have it there. twice.


seriously though, this is older than time
#70 - prodigyoflaughs
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Pic related, like 95% of the people aren't Christians, some discrepancies.
#124 to #70 - crazehtoast
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(12/26/2012) [-]
With all these neat people going to hell, it must not be that bad of a place.
#116 to #70 - venoshto
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(12/26/2012) [-]
thanks for putting sasha grey there... really, thanks
#89 to #70 - unhappyspanners
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry. Sorted.
#88 to #70 - moneysam
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(12/26/2012) [-]
The **** is Miley Cyrus doing on that list?
#69 - AlexPaincakes
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Too bad it's all just stories.
#76 to #69 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
TRUE THAT!... however, without the knowledge of death humans could have lived forever so Satan is responsible for all death since then.
#95 to #76 - cupcakedevourer
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(12/26/2012) [-]
So if you didn't KNOW you were going to dies, then... you wouldn't die?
So if you didn't KNOW you were going to dies, then... you wouldn't die?
#78 to #76 - AlexPaincakes
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(12/26/2012) [-]
?

I mean too bad it's all just fiction and none of this ever happened.
#120 to #78 - cheesepotato
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(12/26/2012) [-]
This guy is right. Source: My religion textbook (I go to a Catholic school).
#179 to #120 - AlexPaincakes
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(12/26/2012) [-]
None of it is right! It's not real. How do you not get my point? These are all just stories.
#66 - tylermcall
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Hitler killed a grand total of 0 people. Hitler lead to the death of millions.
Satan killed a grand total of 10 people. Satan lead to the death of everyone.
Who's the dark knight? That's right Batman.
#137 to #66 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#175 to #137 - tylermcall
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No.
#101 to #66 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#65 - StormEagle
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(12/26/2012) [-]
so there is no torture? sweet!
#72 to #65 - mralice
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The think the fact that all the ******* idiots you know right now will be in hell too is torture enough.
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#61 - chaossniper ONLINE
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(12/26/2012) [-]
i weep for humanity
#122 to #61 - cheesepotato
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Too much badass.
Too much badass.
#62 to #61 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Watch out guys! Someone who has clearly surpassed us is weeping for us! What ever shall we do?
#63 to #62 - chaossniper ONLINE
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i am enlightened hahahaha, suck it bitch
#68 to #63 - anon
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Bro. The sand in your pussy, please get it out.
#59 - ImAWizard
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#58 - reican
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But then Jesus were born, Lucy got mad and jealous, while Michael remained ignorant.
The real good guy is Gabriel.
#77 to #58 - caen
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Or Castiel.
Or Castiel.
#57 - lorddarkskull
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(12/26/2012) [-]
but the entire point is it's god's job to punish the living for misdeeds, it's the devil's job to punish dead for eternity
#56 - MarkOwnsYou
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(12/26/2012) [-]
He is right you know which are also influenced by City of God, Summa Theologica, and The Divine Comedy... and so forth, Satan was never thought of as a " fallen angel" or identified with the snake in the garden , until about 4 centuries after the life of Chirst... Augustine and John Milton created what Satan became :P


Fun facts :P
#52 - lordlucifer ONLINE
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**lordlucifer rolls 904**
#55 to #52 - HOtaconE
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Hey, Lucifer, what kind of music can I expect in hell?
#67 to #55 - tylermcall
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(12/26/2012) [-]
A whole bunch of REM.
#85 to #67 - anon
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(12/26/2012) [-]
And by REM he really means Justin Bieber and that Minaj woman.
#194 to #85 - tylermcall
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Nope just REM. Satan got a nice deal on their music. So now hell just plays REM nonstop.
#60 to #55 - dragostarc
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(12/26/2012) [-]
good music
#54 to #52 - ifuckedadogonce
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Lucifer, you're a cool dad. I love you, man.
#53 to #52 - lordlucifer ONLINE
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#51 - notguitaraddict
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I agree with most of that except for the last part.

If what Christians say IS true then supposedly he tortures "god's unwanted children" for all eternity. Doesn't seem too "accepting" to me.

Believe me I'm not a religious nut or anything, just making that point.