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Comments(257):
#136
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hollistrevino (12/25/2012) [-]
up to I saw the draft of $5952, I have faith that my neighbour could actually receiving money parttime on their computer.. there friends cousin has been doing this for less than six months and at present cleared the depts on there appartment and got a top of the range Lotus Esprit. we looked here, www.qwe13.ℂom
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
The original anon was using the term 'out of context'.
The term 'Gorilla Warfare' could range anywhere between a herd of savage Silver-Backs beating an individual to a pulp, to people throwing bananas at each other.
All I'm saiyan was that the actual term would be 'Guerrilla Warfare' nor "Gorilla Warfare". I understand that the original anon spelled it 'G-o-r-i-l-l-a'.
The term 'Gorilla Warfare' could range anywhere between a herd of savage Silver-Backs beating an individual to a pulp, to people throwing bananas at each other.
All I'm saiyan was that the actual term would be 'Guerrilla Warfare' nor "Gorilla Warfare". I understand that the original anon spelled it 'G-o-r-i-l-l-a'.
#110
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arrogant (12/25/2012) [-]
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
#105
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nephritho (12/25/2012) [-]
What in the name of Talos did you just shout at me, you skeever dirt? I’ll have you know I am the greatest warrior in all of Tamriel, and I've led numerous raids on the Imperial City and Thalmor forces, and killed over 300 dragons. I am trained in the ways of the Voice, and I am the deadliest with a dagger of all the assassins that ever served the Dark Brotherhood. You are nothing to me but another whisper from the Night Mother. I’ll find you and consume your soul. You think you can hide behind your Dwemer-like communication device? Think twice on that, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret networks of thieves, pirates, werewolves, vampires, and mages across Skyrim and your exact location is being tracked right now so you better get ready for the Thu'um, horker. The kind of shout that destroyed High King Torygg. You’re my clan's next meal, fool. I can ride anywhere, in any province, and can tear you apart you in over a hundred ways, and that's just with my voice. Not only am I the best with a knife, but I have several guilds at my beck and call and I’ll do anything to erase you from the face of Nirn. If only you had a fortune teller to let you know what Daedric wrath your crimes have incurred, you might not have said a word. But you didn't, and now you will pay the ultimate toll, you witch. I’ll shout fire at you and you will get burned. You’re my dinner now.
#97
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vinniv (12/25/2012) [-]
Not trying to be a jackass, just want to point this out for reference, but it is spelled guerrilla not gorilla.
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vorrundenaus (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm not the best at noticing sarcasm, but assuming you are being serious then let me educate you.
If I recall it was youtube some guy commented on this kid's video saying he looked like a little kid, he then gets that exact long ass reply back from the kid stating that he is a complete baddass, leader of the navy seals, and master of "gorilla warfare" just the fact that he spelled it wrong is kind of what made it into this big thing that everyone loves to make fun of.
If I recall it was youtube some guy commented on this kid's video saying he looked like a little kid, he then gets that exact long ass reply back from the kid stating that he is a complete baddass, leader of the navy seals, and master of "gorilla warfare" just the fact that he spelled it wrong is kind of what made it into this big thing that everyone loves to make fun of.
#93
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reallynotdashie ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Magic School Bus, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed puns. I am trained in gorilla meme's and I’m the top joker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with puns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mexicans across the USA and your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call easy living. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make over seven hundred puns, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mexican Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable house off the street, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#92
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olelicious ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
What did thay speak of thay little bitch, i'll have you know i was croned the finest of knight in all of the land, by the majesty herself! I did part in plenty of dangerous tasks to proctect thay motherland, i have slayed numerous of quite dangeruos knights, I have been trained in the finest form of swordfight, and horse riding, and one of thay best knights in the entire land. Thay are nothing but a dimwitted scruffy looking nurfhurter, that i will have no problem slaying, mark my sayings, you will be noted for saying such rude statements to a knight of my caliber!