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#28 - thegreekfish (12/19/2012) [-]
See before I head out to college I used to live in Arlington Virginia.    
I saw those guys always protesting and really didn't understand them or their religion   
One day walking by the cemetery, looking for names I might recognize since many family members served. Although I oppose the war, I have the most respect for every soldier, dead or alive.   
Five or Six were staging a protest outside because of a dead Virginian Soldier who died after his helicopter crash landed.    
You could see where the funeral was, and where the family was   
Didn't know him but wrestled his little brother.    
Right when I caught a glimpse of the kid I wrestled, this 30 something guy jumps out of nowhere, and screams: "you see that man over there, he liked men, and look what happened to him. That faggot deserves it, and each dead soldier is one less fag on this planet. "   
I just saw red. I punched him square in the face, as he fell to the ground. As he lay there, screaming that I am a fag lover and that I am the next one who's soul will be taken by god and sent to hell, I felt a sudden urge to kick him right in the face. But then I realized that I wouldn't be any different than any of them, and that doing so will just make him a martyr for his diluted cause.  Instead of anger just felt completely sorry for humans like him, who instead of spreading love and peaceful ideologies, they are wasting their life in believing in false idols and ideologies that benefit no one, not even themselves.   
While this was happening the Military Police officers (MPs) didn't even intervene, they just looked and in the end told me I should just go away before one of them follows me home.    
And that was my first encounter with the Westboro dicks
See before I head out to college I used to live in Arlington Virginia.
I saw those guys always protesting and really didn't understand them or their religion
One day walking by the cemetery, looking for names I might recognize since many family members served. Although I oppose the war, I have the most respect for every soldier, dead or alive.
Five or Six were staging a protest outside because of a dead Virginian Soldier who died after his helicopter crash landed.
You could see where the funeral was, and where the family was
Didn't know him but wrestled his little brother.
Right when I caught a glimpse of the kid I wrestled, this 30 something guy jumps out of nowhere, and screams: "you see that man over there, he liked men, and look what happened to him. That faggot deserves it, and each dead soldier is one less fag on this planet. "
I just saw red. I punched him square in the face, as he fell to the ground. As he lay there, screaming that I am a fag lover and that I am the next one who's soul will be taken by god and sent to hell, I felt a sudden urge to kick him right in the face. But then I realized that I wouldn't be any different than any of them, and that doing so will just make him a martyr for his diluted cause. Instead of anger just felt completely sorry for humans like him, who instead of spreading love and peaceful ideologies, they are wasting their life in believing in false idols and ideologies that benefit no one, not even themselves.
While this was happening the Military Police officers (MPs) didn't even intervene, they just looked and in the end told me I should just go away before one of them follows me home.
And that was my first encounter with the Westboro dicks
#250 to #28 - pterodactylz (12/19/2012) [-]
No lie, man, I would have kicked him in the face. But well done on your restraint.   
   
Every one of those morons deserve a swift kick in the ass.
No lie, man, I would have kicked him in the face. But well done on your restraint.

Every one of those morons deserve a swift kick in the ass.
User avatar #262 to #250 - thegreekfish (12/19/2012) [-]
Ow yes hey do
#166 to #28 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person. <3
#25 - epicdoodle (12/19/2012) [-]
Saul Goodman is the best lawyer ever o.o
#24 - phanact (12/19/2012) [-]
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OBJECTION!

He may be a cool laywer, but hes not Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
#23 - fattynick (12/19/2012) [-]
The title is misleading. I thought i was going to see a picture of Marshal Erickson
User avatar #22 - tejbs (12/19/2012) [-]
Here is his website.
http://www.ruaneattorneys.com/lawyers/james-ruane.php
#14 - waffies ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
.... Here's a thought, have gays, soldiers and any other group the WBC hates ever picketed outside the place where they all live? I would love to see their reaction to a copious amount of homosexual people, trained veterans and.... uh.... anime lovers? furries? whoever!  all just standing around yelling at these ignorant fellows
.... Here's a thought, have gays, soldiers and any other group the WBC hates ever picketed outside the place where they all live? I would love to see their reaction to a copious amount of homosexual people, trained veterans and.... uh.... anime lovers? furries? whoever! all just standing around yelling at these ignorant fellows
User avatar #18 to #14 - instakill (12/19/2012) [-]
their adresses have been posted and are widely known, this can be arranged
#53 to #18 - ankh (12/19/2012) [-]
Get 4Chan to do it... Those 			*******		 can organize when they want to (pic somewhat related)
Get 4Chan to do it... Those ******* can organize when they want to (pic somewhat related)
User avatar #20 to #18 - waffies ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Well yeah, there have been documentaries on them! They sing a song in their own school every morning, their version of the anthem "God hates the USA".

I'm just surprised this hasn't already happened, and that none of them have been murdered up to this point! I mean i wouldn't really approve, nothing good would really come of it, but they've pissed off everyone they've ever come into contact with!
#9 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2012) [-]
Wouldn't it be great if someone shot up the Westboro Baptist Church? Would they protest that funeral?
User avatar #35 to #9 - aerosol (12/19/2012) [-]
yep. no exceptions!
User avatar #34 to #9 - elyiia (12/19/2012) [-]
What would be amazing is their leaders being killed by lightning. A human killing them would turn them into martyrs but an act of nature killing them? It would be b-e-a-utiful.
User avatar #19 to #9 - instakill (12/19/2012) [-]
no, then they become martyrs
User avatar #21 to #19 - Ruspanic ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I don't think they'd become martyrs, because virtually no one agrees with them.
User avatar #341 to #21 - instakill (10/20/2013) [-]
a martyr is someone who dies for their beliefs
User avatar #342 to #341 - Ruspanic ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Whoa, dude, one year later?

If that's all it means, then it wouldn't matter if they became martyrs. Martyrs only matter if they serve to rally people who share their beliefs, and the only people who share the WBC's beliefs are the WBC. 40 people in total.
User avatar #343 to #342 - instakill (10/20/2013) [-]
you never know if they could go the amanda todd way of "oh she's such a slut" Dies "OMG I ******* LOVE HER SHE IS A COMPLETE ANGEL AND DID NOTHING WRONG"
User avatar #15 to #9 - waffies ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
would slightly validate their cause though, as they call the people they dislike the root of all evil and sin and such. If anyone, from one of their target demographics or otherwise, decided to slaughter em all? God damn if that wouldn't be a mess...

The whole thing would possibly give rise to another group or two who want to stand for the 'ideals' they stood for,
User avatar #33 to #15 - killthebilly (12/19/2012) [-]
what if it was one from their own church that started the shooting?
User avatar #37 to #33 - waffies ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
that.... well **** i suppose if the goal was to get them disbanded or some **** that would be ideal maybe, not ideal for whoever they go off on though :/
User avatar #13 to #9 - rockerrocksixty (12/19/2012) [-]
well of course, because their deaths would be god's punishment for gays being allowed to vote or some **** . the best part is, they'll be ghosts so we don't have to listen to them bitch about jesus and whatnot.
User avatar #3 - julesv (12/18/2012) [-]
The question is... will OP deliver?
#12 to #3 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2012) [-]
Yep, even if it was for publicity alone. Everyone across the country would here they're name. It would be great for their business as well as helping people.
User avatar #2 - leeroyjenkinsfan (12/18/2012) [-]
I hope he's not ************ . Me and my friends have planned a road trip to go up there and "visit" the Westboros.
User avatar #268 to #2 - commentking (12/19/2012) [-]
I live half an hour away, not really a road trip but I'll be there, give me a heads up.
User avatar #210 to #2 - haaaxderp (12/19/2012) [-]
I live 20 miles from Newtown, give or take 5 miles.
Crowbar+Skull=Hue
User avatar #200 to #2 - jinjo (12/19/2012) [-]
You guys should make out. Not in a gay way, but in a ' **** you' way.
User avatar #198 to #2 - markisawesome (12/19/2012) [-]
Dude, you should really film it. I wanted to go there too. I was planning on throwing eggs at them.
User avatar #114 to #2 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I wish I could mail spiders to them.
Guess where I live?
The deadly spider capital of the world.
#99 to #2 - jamhamington (12/19/2012) [-]
seriously please do this and make funnyjunk proud, i swear if i had the money i'd be travelling from scotland to give them a 'visit' too!
seriously please do this and make funnyjunk proud, i swear if i had the money i'd be travelling from scotland to give them a 'visit' too!
User avatar #51 to #2 - leeroyjenkinsfan (12/19/2012) [-]
I will make you proud FJ!!!
User avatar #83 to #51 - gentlewing (12/19/2012) [-]
>promises to beat someones **** up
>apperently everyone believes you
>collect 82 thumbs
I hope you deliver though. Dont be a faggot.
#46 to #2 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2012) [-]
please do and film it, then upload it, even stupid things like throwing water bombs or tomatoes or flaming bags of dog poo or bricks any of them would be fine
#16 to #2 - Spikeydeath (12/19/2012) [-]
They came to OK and someone slashed there tires
i'm not saying i helped but i did
#38 to #16 - riefenstahl (12/19/2012) [-]
"I never did it, and I will never do it again!!"
#8 to #2 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2012) [-]
I wish gunmen would go their instead of a ******* school.
I don't wish death on anybody, but they probably deserve it more than anyone else.
User avatar #76 to #8 - rectophobia (12/19/2012) [-]
>their

Sorry, you had a really good point.......
User avatar #6 to #2 - ltpraptor (12/19/2012) [-]
For the sake of FJ, make us proud.
User avatar #4 to #2 - responsibletim (12/18/2012) [-]
Murder them, slowly.
#17 to #4 - savirleo (12/19/2012) [-]
If anyone asks
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#5 to #4 - Absolute Madman (12/18/2012) [-]
He wont do a thing
#1 - yyfsucks (12/18/2012) [-]
I had a friend tell me that the WBC protested near his town and he went to go see them. He said he couldn't physically see them because there was two Jewish and two Muslim dudes holding giant (10' x 15') pieces of cardboard and they were standing in front of the WBC.
User avatar #104 to #1 - luckiestcharms (12/19/2012) [-]
What did the sign say?
#185 to #104 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2012) [-]
Something in squiggle language.
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