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#314 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #335 to #314 - animedudej (12/16/2012) [-]
If that is true tjen there would be arouns 200 000 more suicides due to my thoughts alone...
#313 - trollguyyyyyyy (12/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #337 to #313 - Duststorm (12/16/2012) [-]
YFW you read comment above yours.
User avatar #312 - freight (12/16/2012) [-]
can someone tell me what the theorys for how water got formed on earthi dont know
User avatar #317 to #312 - samio (12/16/2012) [-]
During its formation, earth was struck by million upon millions of comets, all of which had ice and ammio acids. When the Earth finally cooled down enough that water could condense into a liquid, the massive steam clouds enveloping the planet began to rain. This happened for a few million years until all the water clogged up in the atmosphere had turned into Earth's oceans.
#316 to #312 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2012) [-]
The best theory is that comets carrying ice and water bombarded the earth in the early solar system, and then the water the comet left behind evaporated from the high temperature of the surface of the young Earth. Over the years, the Earth became completely covered in storms clouds, and after more year they started to rain. It rained for many many years, creating the Oceans and all other water bodies wee see today.
#308 - mlpmeh (12/16/2012) [-]
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#307 - lockstin (12/16/2012) [-]
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#303 - furiousmarshmellow (12/16/2012) [-]
I loved this.


I demand more.
User avatar #302 - alfjnn ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
> ******* Immigrant Asteroids.

Papa, is that you?
User avatar #301 - fencingchamp (12/16/2012) [-]
lost it at space potato....
User avatar #300 - CRosBY (12/16/2012) [-]
You guys are easily amused.
#299 - killerturd (12/16/2012) [-]
....the moon scares me.....
User avatar #311 to #299 - redclover (12/16/2012) [-]
I will do unspeakable things to Uranus.
#297 - madcaseofpoobrain (12/16/2012) [-]
Too bad that never happened, the world is only 6000 years old stupid.
User avatar #298 to #297 - CRosBY (12/16/2012) [-]
How original!
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#294 - nefarian ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
That whore!
#289 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2012) [-]
This is neither funny, nor scientifically accurate.
User avatar #304 to #289 - HOLYCARP (12/16/2012) [-]
Like most things that happened 4 billion ******* years ago {approximately}, no one has any ******* idea how the moon actually got there.
#293 to #289 - furiousmarshmellow (12/16/2012) [-]
You're neither smart nor practical in life.
You're neither smart nor practical in life.
#292 to #289 - daburger (12/16/2012) [-]
Okay, then do explain how the moon got where it is today.
User avatar #291 to #289 - yourbaus (12/16/2012) [-]
This comment is neither funny nor accurate
#288 - urbanpenguin (12/16/2012) [-]
this is adorable
this is adorable
#287 - grimmwaters (12/16/2012) [-]
Damn, Earth.
You is lookin FIIIIIIIIINE
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