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Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai

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Write how you say you love the game
Shitstorm ensues with comments like "casual"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAH OMG 'RINSE AND REPEAT'

I thought of this exactly.

**werefinding rolled a random image posted in comment #2068979 at Item Discussion ** Those memories.. these games had the best glitches known to gamerz

gamerz?

Bitch, play Mount & Blade: Warband and conquer all of Calradia for yourself!

And after that months-long task, find out that there are dozens of genius mods for M&B (that include better story, better army commands, better macro economics & strategic options, etc etc etc), so that you can do it all, AGAIN (albeit with buffed character, mind you).

Pic related, it's motherfucking Calradia waiting to be brought to heel!

Any open-world game would do it.

But but... you can't win The Game

It's not always about winning or loosing mind you, and if that was a reference I disagree.

Yes. Sometime's it's good to lose...
But not The Game. You never win it and you only lose it (if you are playing it)

If you aren't playing "The Game" you are winning. Also I've always thought "The Game" was fucking stupid.

It's too damn late for me :(

Don't assume I'm naive or weak anon.
Sure my health ain't all it's cracked up to be, sure I've got some emotional and mental wounds, but I'm still alive and fighting.
I've survived this long, and I've never been afraid to bleed or bash in a few skulls. I'm going to assume that you're the failure here. Don't blame me for your own shortcomings.

Do you have any fucking idea how long i've spent and how many times i've failed, trying to create your exact .gif?

Dude I just google everything. The art of the gif is unknown to me. But if it really matters to you, you'll probably figure it out eventually.

I can do it finely, It's just this particular gif fucked over again and again and again.
Too slow
Too fast
Movement too jerky
Quality too low
Quality too high (giant file size)
Nothing would go right...

sword art online <3

but somehow it can make you lose even when the cartridge isn't in

Well, yes, but if you put the cartridge in, turn the power on and play the game... well you have a chance of winning that didn't' have when it wasn't in.

And then you fap and everything's alright.

I'll share a secret, masturbation isn't that great for me. I'm not sure why, but my orgasms don't feel especially strong. I mean my body goes through the motions but as for physical pleasure.. eh I don't feel too much. I suppose this grants me some good stamina, but it doesn't do much for my overall sanity. It'll cure my hormonal hunger, but not my hunger for life.

Your dreams will be the dreams that pierce the heavens!

I love you for saying that. SAO did get considerably worse after the 14th episode. Its like the creators said "We've made this awesome anime about the deep reactions between humans when placed in a closed off environment. Eh lets drive it straight into the fucking ground."

Sword Art Online is what it is. I'm enjoying it. I'll leave the final verdict to the ending.

dammit man.........i was trying to forget about that....

I tried to forget for years, but I think I finally realized that it's impossible to ever truly forget. What I do know is that some of the happiest pain free moments of my life came after I felt that I had done something to better my life. For just a moment, my poor health didn't phase me nor the pain it gives me, and the past stopped mattering... ah. I'm willing to play this incredibly backwards game if it means capturing that feeling forever.

If life were a game it would've gotten 1/2 a star out of ten.

why is that? its the most accurate rpg, platformer, open world, fps and driving/flying simulator. and you could play games while you play the game. life is a game. just try not to play it on hard.

You don't necessary have to get an S+ rating to defeat the final boss, if you catch my drift.

trust me it's rare I'm this positive or optimist, but in these rare moments I try to ingrain it in my soul as much as possible.

actually the final boss is a glitching instakill maniac that is even stronger than (insert strongest and most powerful thing you can think of) and is designed to be unbeatable. plus it can warp to wherever you are whenever it wants even if the game is paused.

Im not a maniac!

i used you as an adjective. not a noun.

Am i the only one thinking of "Simons quest"?..

Ok..

The final boss is the mirror that sits in the middle of nowhere. As you stare into the reflection it stares back with dark unforgiving eyes. The longer you stare the uglier and monstrous it becomes.

You must look past the horror you see and walk forward past the mirror. Keep on moving forward into the mist that had gathered and never turn back. You'll stumble and fall and you'll gain scratches and scars, however as long as you don't turn back to look at the mirror you'll reach then you'll reach the credits.

If you turn back then all that progress, all that good you've done will be undone. The game will be over the screen will turn dark. The light that was right in front of you will fade.

"Keep on moving forward" - Walt Disney.

Hm. Cheat codes, hacking... virus. There has to be some work around, loop hole or exploit. You just haven't thought of it yet.

you mean humanity hasnt yet

True enough, though it's not going to get any better if no one does anything about it. I'll give it a shot myself but who knows how far I'll go with that.

*cough* Dick. *cough*

*cough* you wouldn't fuck her either *cough*

You're drowning in your own red failure, friend.

Dude. That wasn't a yes or a no.

You know you wouldn't. You know I'm right. I know I'm right. This is the opposite of failure.

And no, I wouldn't fuck a cartoon character. However, if I were to meet this lady in real life, and she was as sweet and cute as she was in her comics I totally would. Wanna know why? Because I judge by a person's personality, not by the way they look at 2 A.M. playing video games.

She probably looks like that all the time because she doesn't give a fuck. And sucks for you, but we need some people to take the hits.

Cool. K. She's adorable anyway. You need to stop being so judgmental, you're gonna be forever alone.

I have a girlfriend. If I didn't judge on how hot someone is, I'd end up with an ugly fuck.

19 protons.

Ugly










Fuck

If she spent more time on her looks then she'd end up like one of these fat cunts who always use ":-$ :-* <3 ! " on facebook when someone comment her 100000th in front of a mirror picture

she couldn't be fat if she worked out rather then game'd.

I'm sorry if someone get "fat cunts" wrong

If you care that much about how a girl looks while she's playing video games in the middle of the night, then prepare to die alone.
No offence.

So then, I own more than 50. And I completely understand this while you fall behind on the content. It is obvious that this content does not really matter to you seeing as it is a joke relating to gamers.

No, it's the fact that you somehow managed to get through a game in 4 hours. Most triple A titles take around 7-8 hours to beat. Also to many games is like saying that someone has too much music or movies or books, basically there is never enough games in a gamers collection.

While yes it is sad that games are shorter and shorter I do believe this comic was in the old fashioned "gamers are loners" gag, the statement "alone with my thoughts" leads me to believe she is alone and sad because of it and the loneliness can be blamed on her gaming habits.

Not how I feel despite collecting games, nor how many people I know feel but I guess there are some who wish that their hobby wasn't videogames.

There we go

Meh, I beat Halo 4 at 4 am the day a bought it, didn't really feel sad about spending all day playing something with no real pay off. I only felt victory.

You did, and I did the same (one sitting so 8 hours on heroic, I don't have a job, immigration bullshit) and I feel victory like you just state, but that doesn't mean everyone does ;)

Hmmm, well I need to be sleeping anyways. Good night.

Ti's true