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#131 - anon
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(12/15/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#201 to #131 - lukedempsey **User deleted account**
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#182 to #131 - ileenover
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**** HE KNOWS. GATHER THE OTHERS!
#125 - joshuaww ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I wanna say this is a crack about long distance relations, based on the 'now that I can actually see you now' line... but even then, all the point is lost.
#124 - hornyyogamaster
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Sucks.
0/10 post more 9gag ****.
#123 - pinstre
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#121 - adxminisgay **User deleted account**
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#118 - coolioplasm
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#116 - anon
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** 6
#115 - anon
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0**7
That's just how I roll
#119 to #115 - waffies
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#114 - greatcornholio
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#113 - TNA
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Dafuq did I just read?
#101 - breakfastlunch
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(12/15/2012) [-]
This is what I originally read. What's the Internet done to me?
#235 to #101 - SHAMU
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I made this the last time content from this artist was posted.
#112 to #101 - amuro
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Internet showed your true self to the world :D
#100 - underwaterbasket
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(12/15/2012) [-]
And that kids is how I met your mother.
#97 - techketzer
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**techketzer rolls 427**
#92 - modigs
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**modigs rolls 26**
#91 - anon
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(12/15/2012) [-]
*roll2*
#89 - MysticTomatoe
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**MysticTomatoe rolls 71**
#130 to #89 - saintlygrim
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**saintlygrim rolls 26** Hav'nt checked on my good ol dubs in a while ._.
#105 to #89 - littlepowerslave
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**littlepowerslave rolls 54**
#94 to #89 - centurionprime
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**centurionprime rolls 84**
#93 to #89 - shutupandrapeme
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**shutupandrapeme rolls 44** I've never been rolled for this. ._.
#96 to #93 - centurionprime
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(12/15/2012) [-]
nice!
#95 to #93 - shutupandrapeme
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**shutupandrapeme rolled user novaknightmare ** But I can make someone else's day nice.
#90 to #89 - hootini
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(12/15/2012) [-]
**hootini rolls 09**
#88 - MysticTomatoe
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#86 - rshanebarnes
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Idk anytime I worry about asking a chick out, I remind myself that I'd regret not doing it a year from the current time, and that's enough to make me take the risk. Usually ends up for the better either way.
#84 - lieothelion
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#107 to #84 - darkjustifier
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#120 to #107 - waffies
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#80 - nithorry
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(12/15/2012) [-]
WHat!?
LOL