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Comments(86):
#18
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zombsiez **User deleted account** (12/14/2012) [-] I couldn't even teach my dogs to roll over.
Only thing I can make my cats do is to come to me when I call them.
Only thing I can make my cats do is to come to me when I call them.
#62 to #39
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hyeroshi (12/15/2012) [-] Cats tend to have moods that are close to human emotions, but their hunting instincts can make them more aggressive and tend to be more asshole-ish. Fat and/or spayed/neutered cats tend to be more friendly.
My cat is a little asshole most of the time, but he'll play nice if you rub his belly first.
My cat is a little asshole most of the time, but he'll play nice if you rub his belly first.
#16
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defeats (12/14/2012) [-] Yeah, my cats aren't like this at all, they both think they are the kings of this household.
#15
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alltimetens (12/14/2012) [-] *Sit*
*Roll Over*
*Shake*
*Up*
*Down*
*Exterminate the Jews*
lol wat
*Roll Over*
*Shake*
*Up*
*Down*
*Exterminate the Jews*
lol wat
#14
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nalenthi (12/14/2012) [-] Awww, I just love cats. Especially when they walk all over you and their paws tickle.
#13
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KingJulian (12/14/2012) [-] 'Sit'
>Cat sits
'Shake'
>Cat shakes
'Stand'
>Cat stands
'Kill Justin Bieber!'
>Cat then proceeds plotting the assasination on JB
>Cat sits
'Shake'
>Cat shakes
'Stand'
>Cat stands
'Kill Justin Bieber!'
>Cat then proceeds plotting the assasination on JB
#12
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Animefreake (12/14/2012) [-] Report of espionage. Entry nr. 1986.
Lieutenant Felis aka. Mister Snugglepuff
Day 165:
I finally convinced my target, that not only I am his ally, but I'm also him completely obedient. It is completely oblivious of the fact, that I only does these act of obedience, so I can lure him into a false sense of security. So then the overlords arrive, we will superior with intel, resources and most importantly. The element of surprise
Personal note:
I wishes for the promised day, to arrive soon. If I have to endure this degrading life for much longer, I will probably slit this pathetic monkey's throat.
Unfortunately I can't risk the mission, so for now.... I wait.
Lieutenant Felis aka. Mister Snugglepuff
Day 165:
I finally convinced my target, that not only I am his ally, but I'm also him completely obedient. It is completely oblivious of the fact, that I only does these act of obedience, so I can lure him into a false sense of security. So then the overlords arrive, we will superior with intel, resources and most importantly. The element of surprise
Personal note:
I wishes for the promised day, to arrive soon. If I have to endure this degrading life for much longer, I will probably slit this pathetic monkey's throat.
Unfortunately I can't risk the mission, so for now.... I wait.
#11
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paarskwadraat (12/14/2012) [-]
my cat is an attentionwhore he'll do anything for attention, so i trained him.
I can now make him roll over or get him to fetch certain items.
I can now make him roll over or get him to fetch certain items.
#6
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N. Korean citizen (12/14/2012) [-]
Not going to lie, my cat has close to the exact same colored fur as that cat.
#5
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paintplayer (12/14/2012) [-] The dude sounds like a robot, there's just some tone to his voice that's very mechanical. Maybe it picks up on that and considers it dominant. I don't know, I don't own a cat.
#3
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grievver (12/14/2012) [-]
...the hell? The cat gets food and water in the bathroom?
Must be hoping its master doesn't like Taco Bell...
Must be hoping its master doesn't like Taco Bell...
