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User avatar #27 - knightguy (12/14/2012) [-]
you grow wheat right in front of them?

thats like cooking bacon in front of someone then telling them they can only eat it to have sex
User avatar #31 to #27 - cubanwhiteman (12/14/2012) [-]
Tell me what's wrong with this, I seriously don't see it.

Sex and bacon?

One is the ultimate happiness a man can achieve, and the other is sex!
User avatar #30 to #27 - CrashingSea (12/14/2012) [-]
Actually, in the newest update, you can only breed pigs by using carrots.
User avatar #29 to #27 - ifightdragons (12/14/2012) [-]
so somebody is cooking me bacon letting me eat it an then have sex with them? that sounds great
User avatar #26 - jaketasticness (12/14/2012) [-]
I just saw animal hoarders for the first time last night O_O
User avatar #22 - shazmothree (12/14/2012) [-]
At last you don't go on a slaughtering spree like I do
User avatar #19 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
I had something similar with wolves but one day they randomly disappeared.
It was terrible.
#18 - Womens Study Major (12/14/2012) [-]
drown them
#54 to #11 - zerokelvin (12/15/2012) [-]
I do not hoard sheep, I only have 4.

I hoard everything else.
User avatar #8 - krasnogvardiech (12/14/2012) [-]
How the **** do you grow Sugar Canes? Sand next to water?
#21 to #8 - iamphoenix (12/14/2012) [-]
Any ground as long as it's next to water. Reeds/sugar cane is hard to find but you get ridiculous returns.
User avatar #80 to #21 - TurdBurgler (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw somewhere that it grows faster on sand. And, it's not like wheat where it can be up to 4 spaces away from water. It has to be right next to it and can't be diagonal, either.
#81 to #80 - iamphoenix (12/16/2012) [-]
That's true. I don't know if it grows faster on sand because I've only ever grown it on dirt. You still end up getting 200% returns within a minecraft day or two.
User avatar #12 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (12/14/2012) [-]
Thanks, awesome people!
#10 to #8 - scodran (12/14/2012) [-]
you can use sand and dirt, as long as it is next to water
User avatar #9 to #8 - karvarausku (12/14/2012) [-]
yeah. I don't remember but I don't think it has to be sand.

--------= water
~~~~ = sugar canes..


amd so on... just remember put them near water.
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