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#194
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N. Korean citizen (12/14/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE
YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE
YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#193
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klaraizspetnaz (12/14/2012) [-]
**klaraizspetnaz rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at alpha as fuck ** What i look at when i play with myself
I have never had a computer that I spent over 1000 dollars on. My Inspiron was only 300 dollars. Feelsgood.jpg
#186
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Durp (12/14/2012) [-]
I wonder if that's the next in the gameboy installment? Color, Advanced (sp somewhere idk) and then Sweet jesus?
I love the fact he capitalized "Gameboy" and "Sweet" but did not capitalized the name.
#183
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choasmage (12/14/2012) [-]
Odd question, and not related to this at all.. but does someone have that gif of Maru the cat jumping out of a box and it loops, but it is reversed on the bottom so he falls back in? Thank you in advance.
#181 to #180
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (12/14/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #2167142 at MLP Friendly Board **
step 1) make muffins
step 1) make muffins
i have an xbox360 kinect and a 50in flat screen and finals to study for and im on this website
Hear this out guise, i have this really really expensive phone, this phone guys, my daddy bought it for me, (it's really expensive really) and i only use it to listen to my music cause he got me another phone!! isn't he nice?
meanwhile in reality: i have to buy my own shit
meanwhile in reality: i have to buy my own shit
#136
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donttouchthat (12/13/2012) [-]
**donttouchthat rolled a random image posted in comment #1940116 at MLP Brony Board ** MFW i play with myself
#131
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lolfire ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I bought a £1,700 computer and all I do on it is watch youtube and check twitter every now and then.
What. Was. The. Fucking. Point.
What. Was. The. Fucking. Point.
#125
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lmgtfy (12/13/2012) [-]
**lmgtfy rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Check description ** what i play with.