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#366 - iliekcereal
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(12/14/2012) [-]
>Me.
>Girl I've liked since the end of my 8th grade year (I'm a junior now)
>We're best friends (you know how it goes)
>Lately things haven't been so great, I don't even know why. Still want to be with her
>**** it, ask her out as we're going inside from gym one day, then ask why after she says no.
>She says she's not sure she can trust me after last time we dated
>wut
>She explains that we dated a couple months ago, but only lasted a few weeks do to an argument
>Don't remember that, but ok
>Try again a couple months later. Same thing
>Wake up. Realize we never dated, and she probably never even considered me that way.
>Massive feels
>Realize that I'm no where near being over her like I thought I was. Meanwhile, I have a couple other possible options, but I still like her too much to chase them seriously

What do, guys?
#370 to #366 - madmac [OP]
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(12/14/2012) [-]
if i new how i would tell u bud iv been in the same situation liked a girl but couldent trust guys anymore (her x used to beat her) loved her to bits still cant get over her
#396 to #366 - mattymc
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(12/19/2012) [-]
ask this question somewhere other than funnyjunk, you'd get better advice
#390 to #366 - motposters
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Go out with all of them at the same time
Go out with all of them at the same time
#280 - badsamaritan
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Or she tells you to turn around and you have a pair of these
#274 - Battledogg
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(12/13/2012) [-]
2 and 3 are often the same reason
#259 - maxbeejax
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Number 1 here :D
#191 - horafrancis
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(12/13/2012) [-]
OR she just dont care couse you've seen her already?
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#363 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#359 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2012) [-]
If you are friends with benefits with a girl, are you considered a loser for being lvl99 friendzoned or a player?
If you are friends with benefits with a girl, are you considered a loser for being lvl99 friendzoned or a player?
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#349 - kensislayer
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(12/14/2012) [-]
depends on the girl so all 3
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#219 - colossusshadow
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(12/13/2012) [-]
So either she's your friend or she likes you romantically.

What is wrong with that exactly?
The only bad thing is if she thinks you're gay.
#199 - anon
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(12/13/2012) [-]
4. Your sitting in a tree outside her bedroom window.
#88 - mcsnoddy
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(12/13/2012) [-]
**mcsnoddy rolled a random image posted in comment #2290410 at MLP Friendly Board ** My girlfriend
#69 - thederpestest
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(12/13/2012) [-]
A girl right now that I actually don't really care about does both 1 and 2
#76 to #69 - invalidbaker
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(12/13/2012) [-]
i dunno if u understand the concept of "friend zoned" you cant be in the friend zone if shes interested in you.. and if shes interested in you , your not in the friend zone, but if you are in the friend zone, ur trying to find hints that arent there.
#277 to #76 - thederpestest
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I just don't know wich of those two options are the right one. But it's one of them at least.
#52 - merfmerf
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(12/13/2012) [-]
We have this girl, who always changes in the same wardrobe as us guys, so either she wanna get a gangbang suprise, or she's one of them saddistic ***** that like seing us guys suffer for looking at what we can't have...
#22 - anon
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(12/13/2012) [-]
sooo....
I have a one in three chance!
Right guise?...._