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#63 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
4. Her clothes are on fire.
5. Her clothes are dampened with strong acids
6. She's got ants in her pants
7. She soiled herself.
8. You're pointing a gun at her demanding for her to take off her clothes
9. rape
User avatar #65 to #63 - rufless (12/13/2012) [-]
10. She's feeling warm.
11. She's wearing many more layers of clothing under
12. She's got a penis, and she thinks you're gay, and interested

cont.
User avatar #84 to #65 - galacticboner (12/13/2012) [-]
...13. She's your girlfriend/wife

?
User avatar #87 to #84 - moevleboevle (12/13/2012) [-]
14. You are a girl
User avatar #91 to #87 - guiguito (12/13/2012) [-]
15. drugs
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+1
#61 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#60 - loldonkaments (12/13/2012) [-]
4) she is scared of your knife
#58 - poohbehr (12/13/2012) [-]
it's a combination of 2 and 3 usually for me
it's a combination of 2 and 3 usually for me
#56 - yunablade (12/13/2012) [-]
HFW she realized I'm most definetly not gay.
#54 - itsthatoneguy (12/13/2012) [-]
depends....how well do i know her and how sexually is she doing it? :)
User avatar #53 - manbearpiglet (12/13/2012) [-]
Or, you're actors and in a play....happened to me two weeks ago.
#59 to #53 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
Number 3.
User avatar #52 - merfmerf (12/13/2012) [-]
We have this girl, who always changes in the same wardrobe as us guys, so either she wanna get a gangbang suprise, or she's one of them saddistic ***** that like seing us guys suffer for looking at what we can't have...
#50 - jambalaja (12/13/2012) [-]
this one
#48 - derezed (12/13/2012) [-]
level superman
#46 - phanact (12/13/2012) [-]
Or shes my girlfriend

But who am I kidding. That'll never happen
#31 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
If you get friendzoned, its completely your own fault. She thinks you want to be her friend, and thats what you become.
#49 to #31 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
LOL No ._. I declared to the girl I like and I still got friendzoned...
User avatar #55 to #49 - DoggyBouncer (12/13/2012) [-]
Maybe because she DOESN'T ******* LIKE YOU
#72 to #55 - ohnotwoone (12/13/2012) [-]
but then how is that his fault necessarily?
User avatar #77 to #72 - DoggyBouncer (12/13/2012) [-]
Never said it was, she just doesn't like him.
User avatar #42 to #31 - everheat (12/13/2012) [-]
Well from what I've experienced, girls don't realize if guys are flirting with them or so. I did do all kinds of silly stuff to get one girls attention. After half a year I told her exactly what I wanted, she had a O-O face for probably 3 seconds and then went ''but you're like a brother to me''.

I don't think it's the guys' fault, most of the time at least, the girls make the desision in the early stages.
#43 to #42 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
"after half a year" If you want to make it with someone, you don't wait half a year, you go on to her, maximum a month, before you either tell her you like her, or kiss her.
User avatar #44 to #43 - everheat (12/13/2012) [-]
As I said, the whole time I did things that should be obvious, I even went pretty physical, she didn't have a clue, or didn't want to have.
#45 to #44 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
So you decided to wait half a year before confessing to her?
User avatar #47 to #45 - everheat (12/13/2012) [-]
That's when I gave up, and wanted to see if there was a spark of hope. Yeah, I went like ''I really like you'' ans **** like that multiple times.
User avatar #33 to #31 - thedarkestrogue (12/13/2012) [-]
As my friend constantly says lately: Step the **** up.
#35 to #33 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
Tell your friend he's a cool guy.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thedarkestrogue (12/13/2012) [-]
Hes a Ninja redneck. pretty deadly combination.
#37 to #36 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
I have quite a hard time imagining that scenario.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thedarkestrogue (12/13/2012) [-]
Think no ones around, then out of ******* nowhere, dude with a minigun ******* you up.

Heres a story: We were in a Toys R Us in Rhode Island, getting a copy of risk.
He lives in Connecticut. I saw a nerf minigun on the shelf and said to my other friend "anon wuld love this."
Bam out of ******* nowhere he walks out of the aisle next to us and just goes "ELLO!"
He has his own ninja physics.
#39 to #38 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
Pretty tough guys just hanging in the Toys R Us. Pretty heavy style, bro.
User avatar #40 to #39 - thedarkestrogue (12/13/2012) [-]
Alpha as **** .
#41 to #40 - adamks (12/13/2012) [-]
No freaking doubt.
#29 - endface (12/13/2012) [-]
She's your sister and you're hiding in the closet because you we're looking for your christmas presents. You are trapped. You either step out now and be forever labeled as the pervert brother. Or you stay hidden and be scarred with the knowledge of your sister naked body for the rest of your life.
User avatar #57 to #29 - yunablade (12/13/2012) [-]
Or go out, screm loud and pretend you hide to try and scare her.
Or you know, you can stay hidden AND close your eyes
User avatar #34 to #29 - thedarkestrogue (12/13/2012) [-]
As long as shes not a meg, I am ok with this.
User avatar #26 - amplifythat (12/13/2012) [-]
im a flamer.....3
User avatar #25 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
I've never been friendzoned, but I have experienced 1 and 3.
User avatar #27 to #25 - madjackwack (12/13/2012) [-]
if you've experienced 3 you've definatly been friendzoned.
User avatar #32 to #27 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Thinking I'm gay =/= Friendzone.
If I had cleared it up with her and she still treated me the same then I would have been friendzoned.
But when I told her it went the opposite way, she gave me the "You pretended to be gay to see me change you horrible pervert" even though it was her own assumption.
User avatar #23 - johndapro (12/13/2012) [-]
33% mother ****** . i like those ods
#22 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
sooo....
I have a one in three chance!
Right guise?...._
User avatar #20 - Sacrarment (12/13/2012) [-]
Happened once, her boyfriend was in the room too. We're all good friends so he didn't care and honestly neither did I.
User avatar #17 - mion (12/13/2012) [-]
3. Definitely, 3.
User avatar #16 - commontroll ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Never actually happened, though I know she likes me and we've slept together (not had sex, slept) in our underwear. INB4 "Hurr, you could have ****** dat ass!" I'm waiting till marriage (or as best as I can at least) for sex. But, yeah. I guess I still don't technically count for these...
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