OH DNA YOU CUNT`SEE HIS WIFE DID MOST OF THOSE THINGS BUT SHE DIDNT YES DIDNT TRICK HIM INTO GETTING PREGNANT WHEN HE BECAME A GRANDPA` & LIE TO HIM & TRY TO KILL HER HUSBAND & MAKE HIM POISEN HIS WIFE..OOPS YUP THEN ALL THE BUSINESS $$$ FROM FJ (THAT U HAVE IS TIED TO JUST YOUR FAMILY) NIIIICE) WHAT ABOUT THE STEROIDS LIKE MR BIL HAD) ROID RAGE?? RULE WHAT BEE-DRINK YOUR TEA-HAVE YOUR NUTS?? PACK HIM HIS STUFF_ U HAVE BEEN WATCHED ON MANY CASES FOR YEARS_ HOLIDAY UP SISTA- CAGE IS SMALLER N SMALLER..FUCKER!! ME..SMILING AWAY!! HIM PROTECTING U BAD EVIL TWIN MY STEWIE HIS FAMILY MOTHERINLAW WATCHING ALSO (shhhhhh) i didnt do must be law) so fucker keep that whore family away BOW WOW-ALL OF U MOM DAD, SOM CLAN-BTW-WILL SEE DEBS EX THIS WEEK..HAHHAHHHHAHAH FUCKER..DSS AWAITS, YOUR CIGNA SCAM--BY BY

These two are not the same girl.
This probably means none of these are about the same girl.
Which probably again means that OP does is not together with any of these girls.
Basically, OP is a faggot.

long story short
BE AWARE
a girlfriend can cause diabetes

OP don't post shit like this unless it is ACTUALLY your gf.

either he's the best boyfriend in return, or she's a 4 and he's a 10.

what have you done for her though ?

**dragonhome rolls 36** for christ sake put on a ring on it

fuck a girlfriend... I want the ducati.

> "to eat"
> fruit
MFW

**metaldubstepotato rolled user borsalino ** Whos awesome? You're awesome!

as seen on the chive, not saying that's bad, but at least give them the credit for compiling the album

I don't know who you are, but if you don't marry her, I will find you and I will kill you.

MFW I see "My girlfriend"

Nice try, but the handwriting is different in all the pictures

>implying anything of that is true
>implying nobody went full attention whories and tried to gain attention by >implying his girlfriend did any of those things.so he could upload it on faggotimagesharingsitepinterest9gag also >implying