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User avatar #408 - runtubbyrun (12/12/2012) [-]
warning: feel story inbound.

i do a lot of internet dating. it takes up the majority of my dating life. i tell my buddies that its because the girls local are really slutty and lack the good moral foundation needed for a good serious meaningful relationship.

i don't mean a word of it.

i have dated online for about 5 years now. I'm a bit overweight, a nerd, a bit stubborn, and very VERY romantic when it comes to girls, despite me having trust issues with women (mostly because i was abused as a child by my mother but thats a different post.)

well ill spare you all the details of other relationships and get down to business. i met a girl named melissa... she was great. beautiful, caring, shared my romantic capability, loved to be there for people, was always very enthusiastic and had a smile on her face 24/7

overall, she had such a warm heart... but she had a birth defect. that warm and tender heart id come to know and love had cuts all around it, causing some severe blood loss, and causing her to cough blood and go to the hospital. it was heartbreaking...

id been in a prior engagement with a girl, and had been in a relationship with her. during this relationship, i had met an even nicer girl who i said i would be with if my first relationship failed. it did.. so i went with the next girl. all the while, melissa waited, and smiled, and went on caring about me. she loved me enough to watch me be with other girls, and not be upset with me.

there was one night where id given her the night as my girlfriend, with permission from the first girl. id never seen melissa happier... she smiled and laughed and was giddy and sweet. she told me she didn't know when she would pass, but the doctors said it could be soon... and she told me that i made going on with that uncertainty worth it to her...

during the second relationship, a few months after that night, she'd passed without me knowing...

(see next comment)
User avatar #410 to #408 - runtubbyrun (12/12/2012) [-]
i realized later she was the most amazing girl i had ever met, who loved me unconditionally... i was so angry with myself that i hadnt payed more attention to her, or loved her enough, or gave her the guy that she desperately wanted... i stopped her from knowing how to love and be loved in return...

i swore to never do that to a nice girl again... I've searched and searched, and every girl i meet i treat the way melissa treated me, because i never ever want to mean that much to a girl, and then not give her my everything... because you never know just when they'll be gone from your life...

i want to find that love again... and it had happened over the web... since she passed i dated a girl in reality only once... and it broke horribly... so i date only on the internet, because i know that a love as strong as melissas can be found here. because a girl like that deserves a guy who will treat her with grace, and kindness, and compassion. girl like melissa deserves nothing less than everything i have to give her...

i date online because i hope one day to find that kind of girl again... in the hopes of redeeming myself in my own eyes, and nee again making one beautiful girls last days truly worth living...
User avatar #436 to #410 - ikilledska (12/12/2012) [-]
Nice story =).

Wish you the best of luck on your future.

Bit of advice though...you will waste a lifetime trying to find the same snowflake twice. Try to find one that will at least make you happy =)
User avatar #442 to #436 - runtubbyrun (12/12/2012) [-]
just because no two snowflakes aren't alike, doesn't mean there won't be ones with a similar pattern...

she did make me happy. i know what to look for in a girl. i can only have hope that a girl like that will look for a guy like me.
User avatar #498 to #442 - ikilledska (12/13/2012) [-]
Of course, I'm glad you know what you're looking for. You're one step ahead of a lot of people out there.

Again, best of luck!
User avatar #523 to #498 - runtubbyrun (12/14/2012) [-]
to you as well ^^
User avatar #407 - shikurukato (12/12/2012) [-]
Met my girl at a testing thing for a school I went to. I live in Kentucky, but my school was in AZ.

It just so happened I saw the most beautiful girl my eyes had ever beheld, and it went from there. There's no real interesting love story there just the fact that we are together now, 2 years later, and very much in love.
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User avatar #393 - richardastley ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
I got on a bus to visit someone a while ago. It was going pretty ******* far, but it was a family thing I needed to tend to. For like a half an hour, some nerdy guy in front of me started talking about how he met this chick online to someone who obviously didn't care. After sitting on the bus for like six hours, we finally arrived and the chick he was hitting on on Facebook was ******* hot. I really need to start meeting chicks online if a little loser that him can get a chick like that.
User avatar #391 - yumyumpuppies (12/12/2012) [-]
I used to hangout with this girl all the time, when i was a little kid. years later we start talking again, she lives a 12 hour drive away from me. We dated for about, 9 months on and off. That was last year. I still have feelings for her too. But anyways, She came back to where I live to visit me and her friends, and one of her stupid bitch friends convinced her to ditch me to go hangout with them. And then it turned into a big fight and we broke up. We still talk, and shortly, i will be moving to where she lives. But i dont think Im ever gonna date her again, since then shes been seeing other people. But she told me she still has feelings for me. So idk.

tl;dr: i know that feel.
#400 to #391 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Go for it mate! What's the worst thing that can happen? If you still have feelings for her, and she has feelings for you, then give it a shot! If you don't, you might come to regret it for the rest of your life.
User avatar #384 - thisotherdude (12/12/2012) [-]
Well, guess I gotta share my love story:

It all began... Wait... **** , I just realized I don't have one...

Hello my baby, hello my honey!...
#377 - tylerxchoice (12/12/2012) [-]
Since were all sharing our love stories, I'ma share mine too.   
Story time starts now bitches.   
>Was very lonely, me and my girlfriend had just broken up and I just felt like the last man on earth.   
>Start talking to cute girl, We shall call her X.   
>Me and X hit it off, dating within 2 weeks. Super Happy.   
>A couple months go by.   
>Wanted to 						****					 me, I agree.   
>So we do the dirty all normal 						****					 and such. I go home afterwards.   
>Next thing I know (by the way we were both 16) Her dad is at my door.   
>Answer door and say "Sup pops?" (we were on nick names cus we were really good friends me and her dad.)   
>"You 						*******					 know what!" Pokerface.jpg   
>Say "I'm gonna take a guess and say it was the sex."   
>he says "IT WASN'T SEX SHE'S SITTING AT HOME CRYING AND SAYING YOU RAPED HER AND I KNOW ITS TRUE BECAUSE I FOUND CONDOMS (unused) IN HER ROOM!"   
>Heart broken as to why the girl I loved would do such a thing, it was obviously cus she didn't want to get in trouble. Even though she was the one who ask me.   
>Say it isn't true and show her dad the texts and explain that it was mutual.   
>He agrees not to press charges and says that he just has to believe his daughter I say that I understand.   
>one last brofist.   
>I notice as he's walking to his car he takes his belt off, meaning asswhoopins are in the near future.   
>weekend goes by, I refused to talk to X on facebook or anything.   
>After school on monday I get on my bus and next thing I know X is sitting by me.   
>"Why aren't you talking to me?" I simply say "Because I'm a no good rapist."   
>Her face went pale white and asks "D...did he come see you?" "Yup. Were over by the way."    
>get the 						****					 up and walk the 						****					 home like a boss. MFW she still wants to get with me even after that she still lies about the sex and told everyone I raped her.
Since were all sharing our love stories, I'ma share mine too.
Story time starts now bitches.
>Was very lonely, me and my girlfriend had just broken up and I just felt like the last man on earth.
>Start talking to cute girl, We shall call her X.
>Me and X hit it off, dating within 2 weeks. Super Happy.
>A couple months go by.
>Wanted to **** me, I agree.
>So we do the dirty all normal **** and such. I go home afterwards.
>Next thing I know (by the way we were both 16) Her dad is at my door.
>Answer door and say "Sup pops?" (we were on nick names cus we were really good friends me and her dad.)
>"You ******* know what!" Pokerface.jpg
>Say "I'm gonna take a guess and say it was the sex."
>he says "IT WASN'T SEX SHE'S SITTING AT HOME CRYING AND SAYING YOU RAPED HER AND I KNOW ITS TRUE BECAUSE I FOUND CONDOMS (unused) IN HER ROOM!"
>Heart broken as to why the girl I loved would do such a thing, it was obviously cus she didn't want to get in trouble. Even though she was the one who ask me.
>Say it isn't true and show her dad the texts and explain that it was mutual.
>He agrees not to press charges and says that he just has to believe his daughter I say that I understand.
>one last brofist.
>I notice as he's walking to his car he takes his belt off, meaning asswhoopins are in the near future.
>weekend goes by, I refused to talk to X on facebook or anything.
>After school on monday I get on my bus and next thing I know X is sitting by me.
>"Why aren't you talking to me?" I simply say "Because I'm a no good rapist."
>Her face went pale white and asks "D...did he come see you?" "Yup. Were over by the way."
>get the **** up and walk the **** home like a boss. MFW she still wants to get with me even after that she still lies about the sex and told everyone I raped her.
#398 to #377 - ecion (12/12/2012) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #355 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
My boyfriend and I are a match made in Halo. Literally.

We started talking because I saw his service tag was a reference to a band I liked, so I asked him about it, and he for some reason decided to reply to the message instead of deleting it. We started talking, and eventually joining parties and texting, and calling, and falling in love. And after a year and a half of him in New York, and me in Miami, I got to see him, and I had the best year of my life when I went to his prom. In January it's going to be a year, and I may get to see him in a couple months. After I graduate, I'm going to move up there, and spend the rest of my life with him. I love him to pieces, and I'm so glad I sent that message.
#424 to #355 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Babe its gonna be 2 years not one. Gosh.
User avatar #426 to #424 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
Luis? O.O And oops, messed up .
User avatar #379 to #355 - psychosamm (12/12/2012) [-]
Holy **** , I actually met my current boyfriend over Halo as well. I got paired up with female friend he was playing with in multi team, i became friends with her (because girls over xbox are rare) and i eventually became friends with him too. We were friends for 2 years, then met up at SeaWorld one day (I'm from orlando he was from port st lucie) and we started dating shortly after. Its been 3 years so far :D
User avatar #381 to #379 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
Aww, that sounds really sweet. And you're lucky, that's quite close. I'd love to play with normal girls on Xbox, most of the time they're quite bitchy. >.<
User avatar #390 to #381 - psychosamm (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah its about a 2 hour drive, though it was far enough that it got in the way of seeing each other from time to time. We tried seeing each other every other weekend, but sometimes it was longer than that.

I've only met a handful of girls over XBL, and she was the only one i was able to befriend. And she was 12 at the time xD
User avatar #395 to #390 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
Nice, yeah, I've never met a girl that I really talked to on Xbox. But yeah, the drive would suck, I can only imagine. I just can't wait to move up to New York, though. So I don't have to miss my boyfriend so much. It sucks >.<
User avatar #402 to #395 - psychosamm (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah i can imagine that would suck. But just a forewarning once you live together and are around each other all the time that rush of finally being with one another might die down a bit. But if it does happen don't freak out, it's what happens when you're around someone all the time.
User avatar #409 to #402 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh I know, I have that planned, kind of. And I know that he and I will fight like we do, but we love each other. And the fights don't break us.
#371 to #355 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
3 years, still haven't met her irl..
User avatar #378 to #371 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
You will one day, don't give up.
#392 to #378 - kippomies (12/12/2012) [-]
Soon, hopefully... its really hard :c
User avatar #399 to #392 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
I know how it is, a year and a half is bad, but I wouldn't be able to handle three years.
#401 to #399 - kippomies (12/12/2012) [-]
If only i had the money to got to her :c
User avatar #403 to #401 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
I baked cupcakes for months to go to New York.
#404 to #403 - kippomies (12/12/2012) [-]
If only i could bake cupcakes.. :D
User avatar #413 to #404 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
You could always use cupcake boxes from the store.
#414 to #413 - kippomies (12/12/2012) [-]
Or I could just do something I can do myself
User avatar #361 to #355 - bladebites (12/12/2012) [-]
"Match made in Halo"
Heh, I like that commercial.
Congratulations, by the way!
User avatar #363 to #361 - drumtastic (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, me too. And thank you.
#354 - badhatharry (12/12/2012) [-]
>Girlfriend of 10 months in uni (been in uni for 3 months)
>Talk to her every day online
>End of term uni work
>Hardly talked to her in 2 weeks
>Waiting for her holiday to finally start to see her again
>MFW
User avatar #353 - hentaisweetie (12/12/2012) [-]
explain?
User avatar #360 to #353 - thatguythatlaughs (12/12/2012) [-]
>two people in long distance relationship
>finally get to see each other
>extremely happy
#335 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Well...Everyone is talking so >.<
I meet this girl from school, she talks to me and we start off well...The school ended and we were on vacation, we talked alot and we started using skype, and I realized I really liked her(First love), then school came up... I was too shy and couldnt even talk...Moving on, that was about 1 year ago, right now we still talk alot, but when I try to be with her I get a no, or I cant sorry... And she always says Im really special and stuff, and right I dont know if I should just stop and...just stop talking to her, or should I try to date her...Also she knows I like her alot.

My story isnt the best, and there are people who probably have it harder, but its my story and I though I would share it, and maybe hear some oppinions.
#343 to #335 - daemonclaw (12/12/2012) [-]
Good luck my friend.
User avatar #347 to #343 - doit (12/12/2012) [-]
Thank you >.< And I just noticed I forgot to login...
I always thought I would be the one friendzoning people...And then BOOM
User avatar #334 - rinnutehpokemonz (12/12/2012) [-]
The feels..


Summer needs to hurry the **** up.
#332 - Scribble (12/12/2012) [-]
Relationships with distance man,
I met my boyfriend online, Its not exactly the greatest distance but we live a couple hours away and we struggle to see eachother, because of the distance and things that come up. Still doesn't stop us, we talk everyday and we've been dating for 9 months near enough, **** happens and we get over it, S'just how we are. But We are like the perfect couple. (he's a fellow Funnyjunker too) Shame distance gets in the way but thats life

Posts like this make me feel happy because I see people in similar situations in the comments

TL;DR : I'm in a long distance relationship and I know that feel


User avatar #386 to #332 - psychosamm (12/12/2012) [-]
I was in a long distance relationship, a few hours away just like you. And i know what you mean, its just like, so close... yet so far. Just far enough that school and work get in the way and make it hard to see each other. Went through that for 2 years, but we made it work and we've finally been able to move in together, been living together for almost a year. :D
There's hope!
User avatar #483 to #386 - Scribble (12/12/2012) [-]
Amen Sista' :D
User avatar #352 to #332 - Scribble (12/12/2012) [-]
MrJoncore I love you bro <3
User avatar #463 to #352 - mrjoncore (12/12/2012) [-]
I love you too Scribble ^-^
#330 - ThePrototank ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
God dammit OP, these comments.. I'm having a hard time dealing with my distance you just ruined/improved my morning before work
User avatar #328 - tanhal (12/12/2012) [-]
....so they're lesbians?
#327 - sphinxe (12/12/2012) [-]
My long distance relationship wasn't all what they make out.   
After a catalogue of problems that have happened over the 2 years of our relationship, I'm torn between calling quits or just staying because it's comfortable.   
It's a tough call.
My long distance relationship wasn't all what they make out.
After a catalogue of problems that have happened over the 2 years of our relationship, I'm torn between calling quits or just staying because it's comfortable.
It's a tough call.
User avatar #344 to #327 - toguro ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Keep going, nothing worthwhile is gained without sacrifice.
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#314 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
i want to show him this picture. but...i dont want to creep him out or make him feel pressured because we're meeting in 2 weeks.
User avatar #310 - popadoo (12/12/2012) [-]
The amount of other people in L-D relationships makes me feel good.
I live in the UK, her in California (eight hour difference) and we'll be meeting for the first time next year after months of dating online.
I got a job just to pay for the flight, and as an otherwise extremely lazy person this says a lot.
#375 to #310 - lemanrouste ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
I know that feel (though I had originally met mine in real life). Since military moved me around a lot (First from a military, now me getting ready to join myself) anyway, it sucks ass, distance, time difference, schedules, whatever else. She's in West Virginia, me on Oahu.

I salute you on your dedication.
User avatar #331 to #310 - wesselite ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
england and australia...
User avatar #333 to #331 - popadoo (12/12/2012) [-]
...damn, that must be tough. I thought staying up late was a problem for me.
Good luck bro.
#321 to #310 - ThePrototank ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
I live in Vancouver, mines in Georgia ... That feel dude
I live in Vancouver, mines in Georgia ... That feel dude
#317 to #310 - zgbgydug (12/12/2012) [-]
I've been with my girlfriend for almost 4 years. I've probably seen her for a week's worth of time total. I know the feels, good sir.
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