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User avatar #164 - pyrza ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Allen Carr's Easyway to stop smoking. Thats best way to stop smoking. I tried to stop 3-5 times before i read it, but after i did read it i stopped right after ^^
#162 - neosword ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
ohh yeaaaah guurll hit me up
ohh yeaaaah guurll hit me up
#160 - daslasher (12/11/2012) [-]
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she should use nic-o-dic
#191 to #160 - JudasLitl (12/11/2012) [-]
would have gone awesome with her smokers toothpaste
User avatar #155 - lordoftheflies (12/11/2012) [-]
Just had to do a presentation in psych about nicotine. The nicotine affects your dopamine levels whenever you smoke which is why you feel so grumpy now that you quit. Eventually, your body will return to and accept its natural dopamine levels.
User avatar #151 - captainwow (12/11/2012) [-]
I'm like this with coffee. No coffee, no talky.
User avatar #150 - allmightynig (12/11/2012) [-]
Thumb me down for no reason :)
#183 to #150 - atheistgod (12/11/2012) [-]
Ongoing to assume somebody hacked you, guys don't thumb him down because that's what who ever posted this wants
#148 - sweateagle (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #147 - beardman (12/11/2012) [-]
I quit over a year ago. Believe me. It gets better. Cigars though....
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User avatar #342 to #163 - beardman (12/11/2012) [-]
I smoke cigars as in one every 3 to 4 months
#228 to #163 - zaeter (12/11/2012) [-]
Cigars and cigarettes are two totally different things. Inhaling the smoke is what causes most of the damage because it destroys the alveoli in your lungs by blocking them up with tar and other toxins. Smoking a cigar, while larger in tobacco content, only damages the gums and teeth. Since you aren't inhaling the cigar smoke (or you shouldn't) you aren't receiving the nicotine rush that you get from a cigarette.

Therefore, yes beardman (nice name btw) is still smoking something, it's not the same as smoking a cigarette, nor as harmful. Cigars, especially in moderation are far less harmful.

Plus I doubt he smokes cigars everyday
User avatar #166 to #163 - makethingsworse (12/11/2012) [-]
**** you. You can't stop smoking cigars. Even Freud knew that!
User avatar #144 - crimsonthunder (12/11/2012) [-]
yup i just quit and that is exactly the feeling you get
#142 - Mexicandude (12/11/2012) [-]
I quit about 2 weeks ago, not feeling any different.
User avatar #140 - demonictoasters (12/11/2012) [-]
I quit like 4 months ago, and honestly I feel much better. Besides I don't miss have a constant cough and not being able to breathe after exercising. Keep it up.
#139 - lolzordz (12/11/2012) [-]
when you started smoking you didnt get straight into 20 a day did you ?    
   
you should slowly and gradually quit just like you slowly and gradually started, that way it wont be so difficult for you.
when you started smoking you didnt get straight into 20 a day did you ?

you should slowly and gradually quit just like you slowly and gradually started, that way it wont be so difficult for you.
#184 to #139 - caplocker (12/11/2012) [-]
Nonsmoker alert. I ****** hated when people who never smoked had advice for me to quit.
User avatar #143 to #139 - demonictoasters (12/11/2012) [-]
That doesn't work, it is better to just knock it out from the get go.
User avatar #145 to #143 - lolzordz (12/11/2012) [-]
it worked well for me so maybe it will work well for OP.
User avatar #146 to #145 - demonictoasters (12/11/2012) [-]
Then you are one of the few, it's kinda like with the patches it helps for a little bit.. but then your tolerance goes back up and the need for nicotine gets worse. I just went ahead and quit and let my body flush out. After 3 days of being ill, it was easy.
#130 - mrthefuzzy (12/11/2012) [-]
quit 8 months ago, and still goin strong! ... I just beat my dick like it stole my wallet
User avatar #225 to #130 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (12/11/2012) [-]
When I quit chewing I started eating. I've gained about 100 pounds since I quit.
User avatar #131 to #130 - teamrocketninja (12/11/2012) [-]
Congrats man!

Thats what I do when I dont smoke for awhile too...
#99 - episxde (12/11/2012) [-]
month started 10 days ago. don't mean to be a dick.
#85 - yusay ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
It's only been 10 days. You can make it.
User avatar #74 - AccWasLost (12/11/2012) [-]
I never understand why people smoke. Is it to be cool?
User avatar #133 to #74 - Saint (12/11/2012) [-]
I started for the nicotine buzz, kept it up because it was relaxing and a stress reliever.
User avatar #132 to #74 - tikledpikle (12/11/2012) [-]
i started when i was overseas. i thought i ran over an afghany kid during a convoy. the little ****** baseball slid under my truck. scared the **** out of me.
User avatar #121 to #74 - jellyman (12/11/2012) [-]
They say it relaxes them or they just can't stop. I tried smoking and I would get this shock in my chest, so it didn't work out for me. Maybe I wasn't smoking right. Who knows
User avatar #108 to #74 - noblexfenrir (12/11/2012) [-]
I smoke cigars for relaxation purposes and because I enjoy the taste of certain brands. (Al capone's mini cigars rum dipped flavor are probably my favorite) and my buddy smokes cigs because they give a relaxing effect that you could probably compare to 1 to 2 puffs of weed. Not anything that can **** you up but a small rush to relax you.
#100 to #74 - skinless (12/11/2012) [-]
**skinless rolled a random image posted in comment #2021782 at MLP Brony Board ** i started in high school to relieve my constant stress
**skinless rolled a random image posted in comment #2021782 at MLP Brony Board ** i started in high school to relieve my constant stress
User avatar #94 to #74 - critality ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
initially most people smoke for the headrush it gives them, after the headrush wears away then people usually stay smoking because of addiction and habit
#91 to #74 - AcornShouter (12/11/2012) [-]
**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at fb ** stress relief.
#79 to #74 - yusay ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Because it's good for relaxing.
Because it's good for relaxing.
User avatar #82 to #79 - AccWasLost (12/11/2012) [-]
I can understand pot, but not cigarettes.
#88 to #82 - yusay ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Did you...Okay, you did say that.   
   
I'll reiterate. It's good for relaxing. If you understand pot then how can't you understand cigarettes?
Did you...Okay, you did say that.

I'll reiterate. It's good for relaxing. If you understand pot then how can't you understand cigarettes?
User avatar #97 to #88 - AccWasLost (12/11/2012) [-]
well marijuana alters the chemicals in your brain, while cigarettes do nothing.
#101 to #97 - yusay ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, have you ever heard of Nicotine?
User avatar #111 to #101 - AccWasLost (12/11/2012) [-]
Ah yes. It doesn't affect one's brain as much as THC does, though. (Yes, I do know they aren't the same and do different things.) It stimulates and relaxes at the same time. But in my opinion, it wouldn't be worth it. Nicotine is highly addictive, physically and mentally. The cons outweigh the pros.
User avatar #114 to #111 - yusay ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
And does everyone think the same as you? No. There's your answer.
User avatar #118 to #114 - AccWasLost (12/11/2012) [-]
Bah, it just doesn't seem worth it. Both my grandfathers died due to cigarette related complications, maybe that's why I'm biased.
User avatar #124 to #118 - yusay ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Maybe. And maybe my family's history with dementia and diabetes well before when the effects would take their greatest toll made me not care. Big world and many people have their different reasons.
User avatar #77 to #74 - ivoryhammer (12/11/2012) [-]
I don't know why they start, but it's an addiction afterwards
User avatar #115 to #77 - jordygordy (12/11/2012) [-]
i started because it gave me a headrush, i kept smoking after that because it helped me relax. now I'm trying to quit. but its hard. its not just a chemical addiction, it's a psychological one, I always want a cigarette when i get into my car. it's an oral fixation as well.
User avatar #122 to #115 - ivoryhammer (12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, my dad was addicted and managed to quit
#73 - idropkickppl (12/11/2012) [-]
MFW im straight edge
MFW im straight edge
#78 to #73 - tireyhawnuyu (12/11/2012) [-]
MFW I don't give a ****
#86 to #84 - idropkickppl (12/11/2012) [-]
1v1 me kid
1v1 me kid
#90 to #86 - tireyhawnuyu (12/11/2012) [-]
You asked for it
You asked for it
#69 - ghosttrainhaze (12/11/2012) [-]
It gets much much better after the first month or so. Trust me, it sucks at first but it will get better.
#68 - bossauce (12/11/2012) [-]
Never smoked before but have been exposed to second hand smoke almost my whole life, hasn't really affected me that much as far as I know
Never smoked before but have been exposed to second hand smoke almost my whole life, hasn't really affected me that much as far as I know
User avatar #110 to #68 - noblexfenrir (12/11/2012) [-]
Eh unless you are in an enclosed room for more than 20 minutes a day with said smoker it shouldn't have too much of an effect on you, no need to worry mate.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #171 to #65 - BerwindTwentyFour (12/11/2012) [-]
I'd call you a ****** , but you don't deserve that light.
User avatar #135 to #65 - garbagebrain (12/11/2012) [-]
Nothing like Asians being rapped...
#67 to #65 - johnnybtrollin (12/11/2012) [-]
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REPENT!
END IS NIGH!
#66 to #65 - graydiggy (12/11/2012) [-]
GO THE 						****					 AWAY FAGGOT!!
GO THE **** AWAY FAGGOT!!
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