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Comments(351):
#39
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AztecJew (12/10/2012) [-] That was similar to how my first time went, two key differences though, it was just short of an hour (almost exactly 56 minutes, I remember the clock next to the bed) and she wasn't upset as a result, she was skeptical about it being my first time, but was very giddy about the whole thing regardless
#36
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phanact (12/10/2012) [-] I knew of a guy who could go for like 3-4 hrs, or something
That's what his girlfriend said
I think that's too long
But then again... 10minutes is too short for me... Yea I shouldn't be talking
That's what his girlfriend said
I think that's too long
But then again... 10minutes is too short for me... Yea I shouldn't be talking
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TheLastNinja (12/10/2012) [-] My first time was 3 hours long, probably because of this reason, and I guess it being as overrated as it is. It was only pleasant for about an hour 15, the rest was just "hurry up". in fact, I started to ponder life's secrets durin the time...
#30
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ReturnDarkKnight (12/10/2012) [-] >The sex was too good
>We should break up
I can't even begin to conceive this concept.
>We should break up
I can't even begin to conceive this concept.
#29
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thequickster (12/10/2012) [-] Pro tip for virgins: Before having sex, at least if you anticipate it, beat the meat before hand so you can last longer when you have sex your first time.
#129 to #46
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icefried (12/10/2012) [-] >fap, lose motivation
>take viagra
>fap again, lose motivation again
>take more viagra
>again fap and lose motivation
>take even more viagra
>start crushing enitre cities with your massive erection
>take over the world
>order a female to have sex with you
>profit.
Mfw trying to greentext on funnyjunk.
>take viagra
>fap again, lose motivation again
>take more viagra
>again fap and lose motivation
>take even more viagra
>start crushing enitre cities with your massive erection
>take over the world
>order a female to have sex with you
>profit.
Mfw trying to greentext on funnyjunk.
#24
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zombsiez **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-] 4 hours of sex just seems unpleasant.
I would rather a session of a half hour or more.
I would rather a session of a half hour or more.
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
i would usually agree, but i once had a 4 hours or longer sex session with and amazing and rele beautiful girl 9,5/10 maybe even 9/8 and i say that because to me true perfection doest exist and well my point being that those 4 hours of sex were amazing!!! not one second it was boring or anything but the next day my dick kinda hurt... still worth it! but i guess thats something u can't do very often
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
oh my god, i have the same problem, only done it 3 times, and i honestly didn't finish any of the times because i didnt go at it for an hour
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
actually happened to me....... First time having sex I lasted a good 40-45 minutes.... she thinks I lied about being a virgin.
#14
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divinedrgn (12/10/2012) [-]
Tell her that you Watch Porn! Then she will be both over joyed that you told her the truth and sicked that you watch porn!
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shinote (12/10/2012) [-] I masturbate a LOT & watch porn A LOT, and my first time I lasted an hour, pretty sure my girlfriend thought the same as this chick xD
No joke my girlfriend brags about me all the time how I'm "not a one minute man."
Little does she know, it's because I beat the shit out of my meat all the time >__>
No joke my girlfriend brags about me all the time how I'm "not a one minute man."
Little does she know, it's because I beat the shit out of my meat all the time >__>
#9
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mrloki ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-] **mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at facebook (1) ** never managed to past 25 minutes
#3
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dabronydude (12/09/2012) [-] women leaves because she thinks you made 1 lie even tho you can last over 4 hours in bed...ye...
#7 to #1
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innateshelf (12/09/2012) [-] i do evrything with my right hand except fap my friends are stunned
