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Comments(351):
#142
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guidedhand (12/10/2012) [-] >first time was 1 hr
>she said almost exactly the same words
well done old repost... something on the internet wasnt lying...
>she said almost exactly the same words
well done old repost... something on the internet wasnt lying...
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guidedhand (12/11/2012) [-] and just what was all this shebang started for? because you cared how long a stranger lasted in bed.
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Theyneverknow (12/10/2012) [-] Seriously though...If an hour is long what the hell is normal?
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multimedia (12/10/2012) [-] Holy fuck you're serious. Well, normal guys last from like 5-10 minutes from what I've been told. I last...well, I don't know how long I would last, since my medication makes it practically impossible to finish unless I take care of myself.
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
I think what he's talking about is how long he'd last just fucking. As a female, I think I shoułd probably weigh in here - sex, from absolute start to absolute finish, usually lasts 30 minutes to an hour, which is enough for me. It can be longer but that's if both people are being particularly persistent. Tbh, if the fucking part lasted longer than 10 minutes, I'd be bored out of my mind. Might also take it personally that it look them that long to finish.
The 4 hours in the post is just ridiculous though.
The 4 hours in the post is just ridiculous though.
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witzelsucht (12/10/2012) [-] Just going to remind you and give you a sense of urgency, none of us would want the future frontpage of FJ flooded with old reposts.
#137
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originalop (12/10/2012) [-] <MFW the first time lasted 2hrs straight. Ok, I'm lying, the first time was a rapid 15mins, but that was the 2nd. It is nothing to brag about, it sucks sometimes when you're fucking exhausted and just want to fucking get it over with.
Porn, not even once.
Inb4 I call bullshit
Porn, not even once.
Inb4 I call bullshit
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SunilCCXXXVII (12/10/2012) [-]
lol I thought I was just good, I guess I owe my sucess to porn. My first time, made her cum 5 times, had scratches on my back.
thanks porn, she never stopped asking if I was a virgin..
thanks porn, she never stopped asking if I was a virgin..
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
If you're masturbating all day everyday you'll last longer in bed. It takes longer to come, so that's why he lasted four hours, you can learn stuff from porn too, like how to eat out a girl.
My only sex tips are, when fingering, never put them inside her, always just rub the clitoris. Foreplay is equally as important to sex, take your time and she'll come.
My only sex tips are, when fingering, never put them inside her, always just rub the clitoris. Foreplay is equally as important to sex, take your time and she'll come.
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ajaxtheking (12/10/2012) [-]
to be honest this has legit shit in it. not the lasting four fucking hours part but i did use what i know of sex from porn to make her squirt, you know the whole (blanking) before sex part where you finger, bite, caress, and the such. as for the me getting off, 2 thrusts and i was done.
i had to deal with that fishy smell for a week
i had to deal with that fishy smell for a week
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fellmade (12/10/2012) [-] exacly my first time oO we fucked about 2 hours and she came a couple of times - afterwards i said it was my first time and she said "no way!" - and the following days we fucked night to night xD
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cruzslzr (12/10/2012) [-] Are you using that picture because you're mad that he actually gets pussy?If you wanted it so much, I'm positive you'd find a way.they say "he who truly wants, gets" and that isn't just for sex.it's for everything. Working out, attraction, better grades, confidence, money, jobs, anything If you truly wanted a new Nokia Lumia 920 I'm more than fucking positive you'd get your ass a job and buy this shit with your first paycheck. If you truly wanted to be successful, you'd wake up with a mentality of being great and outstanding from the general crowd. If you truly wanted to be a player, you'd work on your vocal skills, workout, and talk to a woman with a purpose, not as a friend but as someone who knows what he wants. Not everyone in the internet is a virgin my friend. Some of us have social lives, and some of us are getting laid...by REAL people of the opposite sex. With all the pussy around, you'd think the loners would finally fucking get some, but their insecurities are preventing them from anything. It's stupid as fuck. I'm dating this average 8/10 girl with a great personality and great tits
I talk to her with a voice that can be heard, not something meek and shy
fuck that, I know what I want and I can use my mouth to speak it.If she doesn't feel the same way, then fuck her I'll move on to something else
rejection is better than regretting something undone
they say "he who hasn't fail, has not risked enough"
I'm sure I can't keep getting rejected by all the girls
and with my mentality and skills I can sweet-talk most girls because as soon as I make them laugh (just once) I have a mentality of them getting naked for me in my car
and that's my goal
and I do not stop at nothing to get there
It's a process
better yourself
be a fucking man, stop being a child hating on others because you can't do what they do.
It's like hating bill gates for being a genius and making microsoft
grow up, get pussy, and move on to the next
I'm fucking done here.
mfw too much text to read
I talk to her with a voice that can be heard, not something meek and shy
fuck that, I know what I want and I can use my mouth to speak it.If she doesn't feel the same way, then fuck her I'll move on to something else
rejection is better than regretting something undone
they say "he who hasn't fail, has not risked enough"
I'm sure I can't keep getting rejected by all the girls
and with my mentality and skills I can sweet-talk most girls because as soon as I make them laugh (just once) I have a mentality of them getting naked for me in my car
and that's my goal
and I do not stop at nothing to get there
It's a process
better yourself
be a fucking man, stop being a child hating on others because you can't do what they do.
It's like hating bill gates for being a genius and making microsoft
grow up, get pussy, and move on to the next
I'm fucking done here.
mfw too much text to read
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kalimah (12/13/2012) [-] i dont see why people use sex as a way to feel superior to others
if you think of sex with people you dont care as a life goal good for you thats actually quite common
i wouldnt feel fulfilled in any way by that but that is just me
but you dont know me or anything about my life,that gives you absolutely no right no hate me
if you think of sex with people you dont care as a life goal good for you thats actually quite common
i wouldnt feel fulfilled in any way by that but that is just me
but you dont know me or anything about my life,that gives you absolutely no right no hate me
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cruzslzr (12/14/2012) [-] I use sex because it apparently is the hardest goal for any guy on here to achieve
and I'm no low-life if that's where you're getting at
I'm in the military, in ROTC, about 3 months away from getting a position in border patrol and am currently pursuing my business and accounting degree in college
I wasn't born into money, I climbed the ranks to get there
and to top it all off I body-model for a small company
I wouldn't trade my life for anyone elses because I was born to be great
and I do immediately hate you for your initial response
that's enough infrastructure to build a rapport....of hate
and I'm no low-life if that's where you're getting at
I'm in the military, in ROTC, about 3 months away from getting a position in border patrol and am currently pursuing my business and accounting degree in college
I wasn't born into money, I climbed the ranks to get there
and to top it all off I body-model for a small company
I wouldn't trade my life for anyone elses because I was born to be great
and I do immediately hate you for your initial response
that's enough infrastructure to build a rapport....of hate
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kalimah (12/14/2012) [-] now you are just taking right from the copy pasta
i dont hate you even if you are clearely lying to me
im better than that,hate is a pretty low feeling right with jelousy
but you know just tell people online what makes you feel better about yourself
its not my problem and if it helps you by all means do it
i sincerely hope you find your happiness
i dont hate you even if you are clearely lying to me
im better than that,hate is a pretty low feeling right with jelousy
but you know just tell people online what makes you feel better about yourself
its not my problem and if it helps you by all means do it
i sincerely hope you find your happiness
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axry (12/10/2012) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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tweetyftw **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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FightClub (12/10/2012) [-] i remember when this post was posted a year ago and i saved this image
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sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-] my first time was like 3 mins then the dudes dad walked in on us....
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scootymcbooty **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-] The thrill is amazing. Out of the 10 or so times, I only actually got caught once. I guess the conference room wasn't the best choice for it lol. I got suspended for a week and had charges pressed on me but the judge tossed the case luckily
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chriskwondo (12/10/2012) [-] I'm not really. You see, the internet has slowly evolved to accept the homosexual community, and only truly hate groups of people that threaten their way of life, such as the bronies. Black people, homosexuals, terrorists, all mildly accepted by the internet. Not women though, these people are sexist as FUCK.
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wickedtruth **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-] I wonder, about your intent by using the word "delicious"
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derak (12/10/2012) [-] I... I didn't finish the first time I had sex, and we went for a solid hour...
My body was ready for the iron grip. pic related
My body was ready for the iron grip. pic related
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foreverxalone (12/10/2012) [-] My regular is about an hour. I once went for 5 and a half - 6 hours and fogged up the reflective surfaces in her room. Much water was needed after. It was my proudest moment coming out of that bedroom.
