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#311 - outdrewfortytwo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #310 - fudginghell (12/09/2012) [-]
But they are abusing monkeys?
#309 - awesomanium (12/09/2012) [-]
That   
was   
   
   
   
actually good
That
was



actually good
User avatar #308 - anonymoose ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Is Gearboy making good content now?
#307 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
Best ending.

Menendez's life spared, Chloe Lynch and Alex Mason survived . China and United States alliance secured. Cold War 2 ends. Chloe's survival prevents Menendez's cyberattack from succeeding. Mason's survival allows him to visit Frank Woods in retirement, reuniting with Section. Menendez in prison, watching a talk show with Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Chloe, and angry at his failed attack.

Other situations:

1. If Menendez is spared and Chloe survives, but Mason is killed in action, the Second Cold War will end and Menendez's cyberattack will fail, but Section will visit his father's grave with Woods and decides to retire from soldiering; Woods comments that his father would approve of the decision.

2. If Menendez is spared, Chloe is killed and Mason's fate is unresolved, Section will apprehend Menendez and take him into custody. The cyberattack will succeed, allowing Menendez to escape. He kills Woods in the retirement home before visting his sister's grave, dousing himself in gasoline, and readying a lighter.

3. If Menendez is killed, Chloe's fate is unresolved and Mason is killed, Section will visit his father's grave. Menendez's followers will riot when they learn of his assassination from a video Menendez programmed to post in that event, ending with a cut of the White House burning.

4. If Menendez is killed, Chloe's fate is unresolved and Mason lives, Section will kill Menendez before reuniting with his father at the retirement home, and Menendez's followers will riot as above.



thumb me down bitches! because im an anon and im immune to red thumbs. pffffttttt
#306 - ultimatepowah (12/09/2012) [-]
Hey PETA people, I'm not a vegetarian!
#312 to #306 - zeldapronmaster (12/09/2012) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Ahead ** their faces when
#303 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/09/2012) [-]
Not getting this joke is making me so left out :(
#302 - CaptainObviious (12/09/2012) [-]
Man kills one animal, animal activists kill several of their own kind.
#304 to #302 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/09/2012) [-]
That's deliberate to generate humor via irony at PETA's expense. One would think someone with your username would get that.
#301 - foxtrotalpha (12/09/2012) [-]
SWEET JESUS I CAN POST PICS!!!
User avatar #300 - vaasmontenegro (12/09/2012) [-]
Hey Gearboy, you see this **** , this is good quality **** . And the other content you made about my island, that was good too. But if you stop being funny, I'm thinking a little car battery has your name on it hermano, and it's not gonna be used for your car.
#294 - samwilliam (12/09/2012) [-]
Let me tell you the definition of insanity, it's when you do the exact same thing again and again, each time expecting different results.



altough i must admit you made a funny comic this time, but vaas is awesome
User avatar #298 to #294 - vaasmontenegro (12/09/2012) [-]
What you wanna suck my dick amigo? You're sooo amazed by me that you just get down on your knees to worship me?
#299 to #298 - samwilliam (12/09/2012) [-]
dude. best user name ever.
#293 - wartroll (12/09/2012) [-]
swa swa swa swa...OH 						****
swa swa swa swa...OH ****
User avatar #291 - sunnruner (12/09/2012) [-]
**sunnruner rolls 71**
User avatar #289 - butchagottacallnow (12/09/2012) [-]
Isn't the tattoo on the wrong arm?
#288 - sosdani (12/09/2012) [-]
well, that was unexpected
well, that was unexpected
User avatar #295 to #288 - foxtrotalpha (12/09/2012) [-]
As was that .gif.
User avatar #286 - jonathaki (12/09/2012) [-]
Love this mad me lol.
#285 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 956** trips and O.P. is phaggot.
User avatar #280 - CrushOrange (12/09/2012) [-]
Guys! This is random but serious. So i was chopping peppers for pepper jam and I forgot to wash my hands and fapped. Like no joke. My penis feels like its on fire. What in ***** sake do i do?

#324 to #280 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
fap again.
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#296 to #280 - hyphenfine **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #287 to #280 - jamespowell (12/09/2012) [-]
dip your penis in salt
User avatar #283 to #280 - mookiez (12/09/2012) [-]
dude I know. take a knife and cut a small incision into Your dick. Than add the numbing agent lemon juice to numb the pain. But it only works if it is in a open wound to get to the nerves.
User avatar #290 to #283 - mookiez (12/09/2012) [-]
Also. I forgot to mention, to sow up the cut You made to get the lemon juice into Your penis. I would sow it up using a soldering gun and some solder. Just melt it into Your penis incision just like One would to solder nodes onto a mother board. If that does work. Stick You dick in a tesla coil, and hope the high voltage will melt it shut. Glad I could help.
#278 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#277 - fiddlestickz (12/09/2012) [-]
And the NAACP and PETA were bitter rivals from that day forth
And the NAACP and PETA were bitter rivals from that day forth
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