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#60 - ivoryhammer (12/08/2012) [-]
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#59 - stocxt ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I got inspired to make this while reading it
User avatar #55 - lightarcanine (12/08/2012) [-]
You know, I don't think context will do much here to help.
User avatar #52 - multiusername (12/08/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko rooster teeths version of story
#54 to #52 - tkuja (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 - wishingwell (12/08/2012) [-]
There's at least ONE case of a male dolphin orgasm, with a female human as aid (aka. handjob). The study took 10 weeks, took place in 1965, in a partially flooded apartment, where Margaret Howe, a young research associate lived with the dolphin Pete. - not only did they do everything together (eat, sleep, play, etc), Howe worked on a floating desk aswell and slept on a soaked mattress. This way Pete could interrupt Howe instantly, and was constantly encouranged to make more human-like sounds (words).. But as Pete was a dolphin he couldn't speak (duh!).

But as Pete was completly isolated from his own kin, he was getting horny, and began to woo Howe - which means he started to nibble her feet and shins. Of course Howe began pushing him away, and he reacted by hitting her shins, with his forhead, until she bruised. (she would then on wear somesort of rubber boots).
After this initial backfire, Pete went for another love-making-strategy, with much better results ! - He started rubbing her gently with his teeth, with his erect slong outwards her face. This tactic ended with Howe giving him sexual pleasure, with her hand.
(Fun Fact: Afterwards he was much more cooperative with his human-voice-sessions.)

Tl:Dr - A female research associate gave a handjob to a dolphin in the name of SCIENCE
User avatar #81 to #51 - RisenLichen ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
why did that give me a boner
User avatar #76 to #51 - adunsaveme (12/08/2012) [-]
Why is this giving me a boner
#70 to #51 - loldonkaments (12/08/2012) [-]
and here u see fj. the repost gets 10x more thumps than the oc just 5 cm below.
#123 to #70 - admiralen (12/09/2012) [-]
difference is the "oc" is way shorter and less informative
User avatar #62 to #51 - zafara ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I was going to ask for a source, but Dmitri already posted it. So I put this in my favorites instead. Not that I didn't believe the story in the first place.
User avatar #53 to #51 - tkuja (12/08/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko

theres also that guide on ******* female dolphins
User avatar #49 - Dmitri (12/08/2012) [-]
Did you ever hear about that girl who was part of the experiment to see if dolphins could learn basic concepts underlying human language?
Well it turns out the dolphin was a creep and would only cooperate if the woman gave him handjobs o.0

also link: You need to login to view this link
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#78 to #48 - corsairjoshua (12/08/2012) [-]
That's the opposite of a problem!
That's the opposite of a problem!
#46 - waterlinx (12/08/2012) [-]
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#44 - elkhemist (12/08/2012) [-]
There was a scientific study about what would happen if a dolphin was raised by humans. Eventually, the dolphin started to fall in love with the girl he was living with. They tried to get the dolphin to go and have sex with other dolphins instead, but it only wanted the girl. So they forced the girl to give the dolphin a hand job.

The study lost its funding after they got the girl and the dolphin to do coke together.
#47 to #44 - crilleballe (12/08/2012) [-]
- In 1994, at a popular vacation spot in Sao Paulo, Brazil, a resident dolphin known for his peculiar friendliness towards female swimmers attacked two human males he apparently considered to be romantic competitors. One of the men died of internal hemorrhaging after being butted by the envious dolphin.
DON'T **** WITH DOLPHINS

Source: http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2012/04/when-a-dolphin-loves-a-woman.html
#45 to #44 - jamesisawesome (12/08/2012) [-]
Wat
Wat
#64 to #61 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2012) [-]
btoom
#71 to #64 - gothdino (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks anon!
#34 - furryerection (12/08/2012) [-]
because I'm the sauce boss
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#37 to #34 - furryerection (12/08/2012) [-]
http:// mangafox . me /manga /konosomiyo /v06 /c055 /13 . html
#38 to #37 - furryerection (12/08/2012) [-]
sorry took a sec to figure out how to not get link filtered
User avatar #39 to #38 - anonymousditto (12/08/2012) [-]
here you go

http://mangafox.me/manga/konosomiyo/v06/c055/13.html
#40 to #39 - furryerection (12/08/2012) [-]
danke schön
User avatar #41 to #40 - anonymousditto (12/08/2012) [-]
De nada
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#33 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm already sorry for this.
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User avatar #32 - atrumaliger (12/08/2012) [-]
What? I don't need context. She's wet (The ocean), and wants his Dolphin (That dolphin) to enter her Hoop (That hoop).
#31 - gonz (12/08/2012) [-]
Dolphins are pure ******* evil. everyone thinks their cute and adorable, but i know their true nature. male dolphins commonly have gangbangs and rape female dolphins, while holding them underwater. they have no love. just hate.
#27 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2012) [-]
this has been a weird experience, the content and the comments
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#50 to #26 - takakijcha (12/08/2012) [-]
Man, I love Gantz....

User avatar #122 to #50 - admiralen (12/09/2012) [-]
hate tae though
#172 to #122 - takakijcha (12/09/2012) [-]
I love her
User avatar #173 to #172 - admiralen (12/09/2012) [-]
we cant all be moe fans though
User avatar #29 to #26 - shmochra (12/08/2012) [-]
gantz?
#30 to #29 - Womens Study Major (12/08/2012) [-]
yep
User avatar #24 - toastaofdoom (12/08/2012) [-]
is there any more of this?
#28 to #24 - barstoolninja (12/08/2012) [-]
"Kono S o, Mi Yo!" go look it up.
User avatar #23 - baconface (12/08/2012) [-]
MOAR HANDJOBS
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