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User avatar #167 - Scorpionjak (12/08/2012) [-]
I guess he's frying rice.
#166 - azijay (12/08/2012) [-]
This is the first time I've actually liked something car-related.
I am not a car person at all, and this is awesome as hell.
#162 - alphadolan (12/08/2012) [-]
Uhh wrong
#161 - origommi (12/08/2012) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Good Lord ** < whats on my car
User avatar #165 to #161 - switchblayde (12/08/2012) [-]
that would be an interesting sticker on the back of a car during a race.
User avatar #160 - tehbanana (12/08/2012) [-]
It would look cooler if the dragon didnt look like it has down's syndrome
User avatar #158 - specularspectre (12/08/2012) [-]
He clearly turned left, not right.
#157 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
supra anyone?
#153 - xmurderjunkiex (12/08/2012) [-]
pic somewhat related....

<Alduin, the Road Eater.
User avatar #152 - djjiiiiin (12/08/2012) [-]
I really don't understand why FunnyJunk is lost... This is not even funny... That's just sad...
User avatar #147 - anthonyh (12/08/2012) [-]
I was watching a drag racing show on TV a while ago and some guy had a cobra mustang, and the nitrous purge came out of the cobra emblem's mouth on the grille. It was pretty sweet.
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#134 - mericafuckyeah (12/08/2012) [-]
"Don't chop=top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell."
#155 to #134 - jalthelas (12/08/2012) [-]
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? That's me.
#154 to #134 - artyommetro (12/08/2012) [-]
God that movie made me sad.
#124 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
Speed kills. Drive an import, live forever....
User avatar #163 to #137 - alphadolan (12/08/2012) [-]
You magnificent bastard!
User avatar #131 to #124 - RaptorJesus (12/08/2012) [-]
Unless... ya know... you're this guy...


I've lived around muscle car fanatics my whole life... infact, im in the process of doing a V8 swap on my S10.... but seriously, Muscle car bigots annoy the **** out of me... About anything can be fast, pending what youre willing to do with it.
User avatar #139 to #131 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
It was a joke. But I agree. I have seen (on youtube) a small civic beat a viper. It is possible. It just bothers the hell out of me when I see SOOOOO many people with these stock civics with an exhaust tip or glasspack and think it's the fastest thing in the world. I drive a Dodge Durango Hemi, and there was this case of this guy in a civic that almost hit me. At the red light, I rolled down my window and told him "you almost just ******* hit me bitch". He didn't say anything. And when the light turned green, he flipped me off and hit the gas. I caught up to him so fast, pulled up next to him going 80 MPH and climbing and told him "pull over. I'll beat your ass!" He looked all scared and seemed surprised I caught up. It just pisses me off these people watch movies and think their bucket is soooo fast. But I will give props to the people who actually fix their "tuners" up correctly.
User avatar #174 to #139 - crafty (12/08/2012) [-]
What year is it?
User avatar #177 to #174 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
My durango?
User avatar #178 to #177 - crafty (12/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #182 to #178 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
2004. The first of the "newer" model
#144 to #139 - RaptorJesus (12/08/2012) [-]
See, its the people that dont understand the difference between RICE and just dumbasses who think their car is fast...


Tuners and Ricers dont have to be the same thing... its the dumbasses like you had to deal with though, that give a bad name to both....

Pic related, its my old Celica... sold a while back, but it was bone stock, and I just drove it because it looked alot better than the tank of a Grand Prix i drove before it...
#196 to #144 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
i thought they were called RICE-burners because they were asian
#150 to #144 - holyshitxd (12/08/2012) [-]
I learned something new today. Thank you my good man.
#149 to #144 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
Yea. Well, where I live, there are a ton of "Ricers" that thinks their car is a "Tuner". At least 9 out of 10 of them. Pic is simular to mine, but I have 22 inch wheels. Same color too. For some reason, if a little ricer pulls up to me, they start revving up their engine to me (I'm thinking because I'm young too), but I grew out of all that racing around stuff when I was 18.....
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#151 to #148 - RaptorJesus (12/08/2012) [-]
People did the same **** to me... Mine was even the GT with the 2.1 in it... (the larger of all their engines... i believe the other was the 1.8) and that thing was still pretty damn slow... I just never acknowledged that they were even there, when people did **** like that... The wheels didnt help though, either... But i bought the car with those on it.

It was pretty bad when i first brought it home... (But i bought it for only $800 too... EVERYTHING worked and it ran fine... power windows, locks, mirrors, sunroof... heat/AC... )
#228 to #151 - zmaro (12/11/2012) [-]
I absolutely love it when ****** ricers fags try to show off to me at a red light. And then the light changes and when the clutch drops, the ******** stops.
User avatar #229 to #228 - RaptorJesus (12/11/2012) [-]
Thats all fine and good, but i hate that body style of Camaro... I've yet to see somebody get one to do the 1/4 mile faster than 14sec... which is pretty goddamn slow...

I have a 1982 S10 in the middle of a V8 swap, getting a 400 sbc.... We have a '68 camaro in our garage, mid-restore/build for drag racing... and our '71 Chevy pickup, Ol' Blue, runs the quarter in just under 13sec at roughly 105mph (also a 400sbc).... That old truck will shut anybody up... (Pretty damn impressive for being a full sized, old, longbed pickup)

(check other uploads for more of the truck)
User avatar #230 to #229 - zmaro (12/11/2012) [-]
Its a 94 but i put a 02 front clip on it. And for being slow you just havent seen the ones that are done well. There are a lot of 500-900 hp Camaros where I'm from that can run 10s easy
User avatar #159 to #151 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
That's a good deal. Especially if it ran great. I had just bought an 05 Kia Rio (slowest piece of **** I ever owned) for $2500 with 70k miles. Because I drive 80 miles a day back and forth to work. I never thought I would buy a 4 cylinder, But I went from spending $100 a week in gas to $45 a week. That's the only thing I like about 4 cylinders.....
User avatar #188 to #159 - RaptorJesus (12/08/2012) [-]
The only thing wrong with it was a small oil leak in the timing cover, because the gasket had worked its way out a little... was a real slow drip, so i just put 20-50 racing oil in it <_<... Couldnt have been fixed without pulling the engine anyways, NO FREAKING WAY to get to that timing **** without pulling it.

Also when it was driven a long distance and the tranny started heating up, it started to slip a little... but nothing bad.
User avatar #189 to #188 - stiffbeefyone (12/08/2012) [-]
Do these have the rotary engines too? Are are those the RX7s?
User avatar #197 to #189 - RaptorJesus (12/08/2012) [-]
Lol nah, it was just a 4cylinder, Mazda's RX7's and RX8's are the Wankel Rotary engines

Celicas are Toyota
#156 to #151 - wiredrage (12/08/2012) [-]
looks like an s13, is it RWD?
User avatar #185 to #156 - RaptorJesus (12/08/2012) [-]
s13? The hell are you talking about?... Celicas never came in just rear wheel drive anyways, they were only front or all-wheel. Mine was front wheel. (I also dont think the 2.1's ever came in all wheel)
#222 to #185 - wiredrage (12/09/2012) [-]
silvia s13? does it not resemble it?
User avatar #223 to #222 - RaptorJesus (12/09/2012) [-]
Uhhh no. Silvias are from Nissan... Celicas are Toyota...
#225 to #223 - wiredrage (12/09/2012) [-]
no **** , i said 'looks like', you need to stop looking at every comment like its an argument, i was just saying that it looked like one
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#101 - downstreamlife (12/08/2012) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner
ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner
User avatar #128 to #101 - haveagoodone (12/08/2012) [-]
how easily could you accidentally **** up a stunt like that?
User avatar #113 to #101 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a riced out car
User avatar #120 to #113 - AvatarAirBender (12/08/2012) [-]
Still a Supra..
#99 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
Insert weed into the smoke chamber. Get children high.
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