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#457 - germanstodamaxja (12/08/2012) [-]
I thumbed you for the feels, but the description loses Galactic Readiness for you, sir
I thumbed you for the feels, but the description loses Galactic Readiness for you, sir
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#456 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#459 to #456 - germanstodamaxja (12/08/2012) [-]
too 						******					 bad, you get 						******					 thumbs because you 						******					 told me not to you 						******					 						****
too ****** bad, you get ****** thumbs because you ****** told me not to you ****** ****
#455 - colfer ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Everyone is good at something. Maybe at playing an instrument, a sport or maybe even being able to love. Not all are destined to achieve greatness, but that does not mean we should crumble under the weight of our own fate! Don't bow down to fate, punch it in it's ******* face and make your own!
#475 to #455 - devout feminist (12/08/2012) [-]
No matter how good you are at something, some Asian is better at it than you.
#453 - knightsend (12/08/2012) [-]
"Self-pitying" all over the internet, you must be a blast at a parties
#450 - devout feminist (12/08/2012) [-]
Hate to tell you son, but you're a gay ****** .
#447 - masterbob (12/08/2012) [-]
sorry youre sad friend. at least you can take solace in knowing life is meaningless. oh wait...
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#439 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#437 - fooljamable (12/08/2012) [-]
Despite the ****** level in this post, I do indeed know them feels...
User avatar #436 - roliga (12/08/2012) [-]
How about you take out that tampon, stop being such a little ***** , and man up for once then?
#435 - devout feminist (12/08/2012) [-]
But you are special. You're the ********* OP ever.
User avatar #434 - PedoBeiber (12/08/2012) [-]
You have to love yourself before you love anybody else.
#433 - EdwardNigma (12/08/2012) [-]
I feel that way too. I don't care. If a girl likes me, I expect them to tell me eventually, because I'll never notice and if they know the first thing about me, they'll know I won't. But either way, I'm perfectly content with dying alone. I guess I would rather not, but I could go my whole life without sex, a life without marriage, anything. I understand completely, one of the few things about human emotion and feeling I can understand. I'm a dark man, I make offensive jokes, I like history and science over partying and drinking, I don't go out anywhere and have nothing interesting to talk about to anyone. I don't care, because if no one else does, I like me and my family likes me for who I am, they (usually) respect my choices, they accept me for who I am.

The short version is, you might not have anyone else, but you have your family.
User avatar #442 to #433 - thejazzman (12/08/2012) [-]
You just described me
#444 to #442 - EdwardNigma (12/08/2012) [-]
We're made for each other.
#432 - bluelightbebop (12/08/2012) [-]
Maybe because you can't picture yourself being in that situation is the main reason it doesn't happen.
I don't have a problem with people feeling depressed, sad, insecure or confused.
However, what's the use in going into a community filled with people you don't know and saying "Hey man, i feel like a worthless piece of meat, and i don't really think someone will love me. I'm not doing this for profit, i'm just informing you. "

What the **** !? What's the meaning of that ******** ? How is that supposed to help?
Wait, it doesn't. (Hell, what a ******* surprise eh?)

Sadness / depression is fine.
It's self pity i can't stand.
If you start feeling sorry about yourself, then it's all lost.
There's nothing more tiresome and annoying than a person that has a ******** of self pity on his shoulders.
If you can't carry your own **** , then we shouldn't be responsible for it either... And if you plan on dying sad, and alone, don't ******* run away to see if someone will chase after you.
That's childish.
Bring the red thumbs - inb4 "You lack empathy" posts.
TL;DR: Your **** should be together. Stop eating it and GET IT TOGETHER.

(Yeah, I've been trough some **** , some heavy **** , but, don't we all?)
And all this, because this OP's crush won't talk to him. OH **** NO, THE TEEN DRAMA.
Put your bags on your pocket, grab your balls and squeeze the man out of them.
Chicks dig confidence, people dig confidence.
LIFE digs confidence.
#430 - devout feminist (12/08/2012) [-]
This...is....HILARIOUS!!!
#429 - devout feminist (12/08/2012) [-]
man, this is just a facade in ur life. Its going to take time but all u need is some ***** or just a womens touch and ur depressed toughts wil fy away.
Cheer up, the future technoloy is going to be wonderful.
User avatar #428 - syntheticdoll (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, sometimes it amazes me how can someone love me more than i love myself... it's like they almost worship you and you can't even believe how can they feel like that. But still, the best feeling is finding out that crush of your crush is you.
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