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#284 - thekidfromxbox (12/08/2012) [-]
LOL At the page number
User avatar #283 - seanmclean (12/08/2012) [-]
Jack will have ten stickers, because Tani is a ******* girl. Therefore Jen gives HIM, (Jack) 10 more stickers than what his sexy-ass already has. Up your sweet trick-question ass.
#282 - flashcache (12/08/2012) [-]
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#281 - bigmattyc (12/08/2012) [-]
Do you guys not remember having to state "not enough information" for problems like these?
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User avatar #274 - ntsevenfour (12/08/2012) [-]
13 + 10 = x

Solve for y
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User avatar #266 - iliekcereal (12/08/2012) [-]
Zero. Jack has zero stickers because Jack's father is an abusive drunk who can't keep a job so his mother has to work as a prostitute just to put food on the table let alone buy Jack some goddamn stickers. Rumor has it that at one time, Jack had stickers, but in a drunken rage his father beat Jack and stole stickers, while telling Jack that he will never amount to anything. Jack grew up believing this, and now he is 17 and contemplating suicide. Jack asked Jen for some stick, but that stupid bitch gave them to Tani. Jack always loved Jen, but Jen never loved that stupid kid who had no friends. All the kids at school make fun of him because he dresses poorly and always comes to school with bruises everywhere. Jack never had a childhood, and no one ever taught him how to be an adult. He believes that he is utterly worthless, and now he sits at home alone, with no friends, his mom out whoring around, and his dad drunk in a gutter somewhere. He ties a noose and hangs it from his ceiling fan, and kicks the chair out form underneath him. Jack is dead. And you're ******* wondering about stickers you stupid cunt.
#265 - spleed (12/08/2012) [-]
>Tani is not a boy's name.
>Therefore, is a she.
>Jen gives HIM 10 more.
>Jack is the only male in this problem.
>Therefore, Jack has 10 stickers.
#272 to #265 - KingBoo (12/08/2012) [-]
'10 More'

>Implying he already had some to start with..

:P
User avatar #276 to #272 - spleed (12/08/2012) [-]
Is 0 not considered a number?
10 more than 0 is 10.
User avatar #277 to #276 - KingBoo (12/08/2012) [-]
0 is sometimes considered 'None' or 'Not'

rarely ever a number unless you are in grade 5..
User avatar #278 to #277 - spleed (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, this question shouldn't even be among a 5th grader's homework if it is expecting an answer in the number of stickers.
User avatar #279 to #278 - KingBoo (12/08/2012) [-]
lol yeah your right xD
User avatar #263 - jdoggpwns (12/08/2012) [-]
**jdoggpwns rolls 69** the answer
#270 to #263 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm wondering if that was a relevant roll or not.
#269 to #263 - infernomax (12/08/2012) [-]
nice roll XD
User avatar #259 - linkofreekthree (12/08/2012) [-]
did anyone notice the page number?
#261 to #259 - makethingsworse (12/08/2012) [-]
Holy **** . The answer has been right under their nose!
#257 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
Are you ******* idiots that stupid? Do you not remember in elementary having to state "There is not enough information" on questions? It's called critical thinking, they do it to make sure you're paying attention to what you're reading and not just looking at numbers.
#275 to #257 - themanwithnoplan (12/08/2012) [-]
There is not enough information stickers   
   
Genius.
There is not enough information stickers

Genius.
#262 to #257 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
why is he getting downvoted? it's true. this teaches kids to actually read through a problem.

this is why no one likes funnyjunk, you guys are ******* idiots.
#267 to #262 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
He's gettting thumbed down because he's an anon.
FJ is just idiots who dont like people that won't create an account.
User avatar #256 - jsawesome (12/08/2012) [-]
**jsawesome rolls 162**
#251 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #250 - paradenoire (12/08/2012) [-]
jack has 3 apples, jen gives him 3 more.
Calculate the suns mass to the nearest decimal
#249 - thebukman (12/08/2012) [-]
That pagenumber..
User avatar #252 to #249 - TheSock (12/08/2012) [-]
I was gonna say! I wonder if anyone below realized it...
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#242 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9,882**
******
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