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#136 - rayjin
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I'd watch him.......he might offer you cake.....we all know it would be a lie......shifty bastards.....
#135 - ryantheatheist
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I'm starting to think there's one really pissed off guy in the comments section.
#139 to #135 - redsvenasuar
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Yup. I'm in the process of bringing everyone back up.
#131 - wallbuilder
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Comment Picture
#224 to #131 - copperoxideking
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(12/08/2012) [-]
do you know the source of this gif?
#238 to #224 - zerosonaku
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Anime: Another.
#248 to #238 - princebroken
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Doesn't everyone die in it?
#252 to #248 - zerosonaku
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(12/08/2012) [-]
all but one.
#255 to #252 - princebroken
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(12/08/2012) [-]
How do they all die?
#235 to #224 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
It's an anime called Another
#128 - dovahcatkittenborn **User deleted account**
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#183 to #128 - Thevaultboy
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Do you even quickscope?
#348 to #183 - dovahcatkittenborn **User deleted account**
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#126 - sidathon
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#121 - peacetoad
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(12/08/2012) [-]
D2 (Gorillaz)

add him, good music taste often leads to good people :)
#127 to #121 - matralith
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(12/08/2012) [-]
...That's 2D.
...That's 2D.
#142 to #127 - wickedtruth **User deleted account**
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#263 to #142 - peacetoad
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(12/08/2012) [-]
that's murdoc ...
#119 - deadmeme **User deleted account**
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#118 - XSpitfireX
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(12/08/2012) [-]
i used to talk to an American in 2007, he recently got an xbox again and remembered me. The more you know.
#117 - kamehamehanurd
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Olliescrew... Rockdude657... My old xBox Live friends from all those years ago... Where are you... WHERE ARE YOU!?@
#396 to #117 - olliescrew
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(10/02/2013) [-]
my gt is still olliescrew add meh
#134 to #117 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
im right here
#377 to #134 - kamehamehanurd
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Damn you...
#113 - CMSTF ONLINE
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Full of regular fellows.
#221 to #113 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I'm going to try that...
#98 - eonsmashface
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(12/08/2012) [-]
my favorite Halo: Reach multiplayer story sounds a bit BS, I'm aware. but I'm proud of what I did. I felt like a badass.

two guys tried to splatter me on ghosts. so I used the armor-lock. killed one guy, flipped the other, while he was to busy in his WTFRAGEMODE I hi jacked him and ran his ass over. I then Leeroy Jenkins'd my towards wraith. it missed and I hopped off my ghost to distract him. he fired at the empty ghost and all you could here was "********************" so I jumped on his wraith and gave him a grenade. I then turned around. ran like ****. and got team-killed by a guy in a warthog.

TL;DR. ******* teamkills man..
#102 to #98 - sublimerule
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#91 - zzonked
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(12/08/2012) [-]
My favorite thing to do is to try and make people playing an online together sharing a console amused. For example I'll say "Why is Dickfarts(1) so much better than Dickfarts, either you're a very nice host and let the guest play as player 1 or you need to get better at your own game son."
My favorite thing to do is to try and make people playing an online together sharing a console amused. For example I'll say "Why is Dickfarts(1) so much better than Dickfarts, either you're a very nice host and let the guest play as player 1 or you need to get better at your own game son."
#89 - lawlfailwinepic
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#159 to #89 - missylyn
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#374 to #159 - lawlfailwinepic
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I'm ashamed.
#74 - iAmAWizard
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(12/08/2012) [-]
You rage, you lose
#382 to #74 - tehrealfluttershy
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(12/09/2012) [-]
I lost.
#380 to #74 - fukkentyranitar
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Damn near got me.
#376 to #74 - fedegon
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Unless Brian's a ******* guy who was locked in a kitchen for years and mastered the arts of cooking and never met a woman in his life, his only way of contact with the outside world being the XBox, then that **** is UNACCEPTABLE!
#371 to #74 - rockmanfan
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(12/08/2012) [-]
i dont get it. why is everyone mad?
#334 to #74 - drainbramage
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I bet it's the same guy.
#257 to #74 - seemerollin
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#251 to #74 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
PLAYAAAA!
#230 to #74 - nitsuan
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#231 to #230 - nitsuan
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#201 to #74 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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#189 to #74 - skwirl
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I lost...
I lost...
#181 to #74 - stripeygreenhat
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I honestly just feel pity for him.
#172 to #74 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Pleased with the FJ reactions on this, thought it was absolutely filled with white knights who would do the same :) Keep it up
#169 to #74 - chrisruler
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(12/08/2012) [-]
as ****
#166 to #74 - YUSEIWHAT
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#165 to #74 - triggathepirate
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#162 to #74 - TrevorNorris
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(12/08/2012) [-]
******* PUSSY!
******* PUSSY!
#161 to #74 - ghustla
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(12/08/2012) [-]
MUST ... CONTAIN... URGE... KILL.. MURDER ......
#138 to #74 - newtoast
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#116 to #74 - boxdweller
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#105 to #74 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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(12/08/2012) [-]
> 'tis an awesome thing to see!   
>'tis   
   
   
   
Fury of a thousand suns x532
> 'tis an awesome thing to see!
>'tis



Fury of a thousand suns x532
#164 to #105 - faggotishshit ONLINE
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(12/08/2012) [-]
'tis not such a bad word, son.
#185 to #164 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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(12/08/2012) [-]
If it's used in older English, that's fine. But when people nowadays use it, it sounds like they think they're cute and uguu~ sampaii onichan
#207 to #185 - SnugglyWuggly
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I just use it to type quicker..

Now you hurt my self esteem, you big meanie.
#278 to #207 - yunogasaii
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(12/08/2012) [-]
"'tis" has the same amount of characters as "this".
#292 to #278 - sirgawain
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(12/08/2012) [-]
'tis isn't a substitute for "this." It replaces it's.
#294 to #292 - yunogasaii
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Still has the same amount of characters.
#295 to #294 - sirgawain
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(12/08/2012) [-]
This is true.
#296 to #295 - yunogasaii
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Well then...
#270 to #207 - yipkendu
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(12/08/2012) [-]
So typing 'tis is faster than typing it's...

Seems legit ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#272 to #270 - SnugglyWuggly
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(12/08/2012) [-]
tis requires less hand motions, i'd say.
#229 to #207 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I... I had no idea I offended you... Oh God....



What have I become?
#96 to #74 - silverlance
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(12/08/2012) [-]
What the **** is this
#106 to #96 - moseph
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(12/08/2012) [-]
*What the **** is 'tis
#124 to #106 - fgtometer
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(12/08/2012) [-]
It is. Irish people use it (usually mocking stereotypical representations of us in movies)
#87 to #74 - mousekill **User deleted account**
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#100 to #87 - sjd
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(12/08/2012) [-]
You and me both. How the hell is there anything feminine about cooking? It involves knives, dead things and fire.
#101 to #100 - mousekill **User deleted account**
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#86 to #74 - guiguito
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(12/08/2012) [-]
i cringed a little...
#80 to #74 - Keoul
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm disappointed
Such a poor submissive man...
#85 to #80 - greatboobya
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Perfect for chicks with dominating fetish.
#70 - memescomefromb
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#378 to #70 - lickmygenitals
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#287 to #70 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Xbox
stahp
wat r u doin
stop hurassing mi
srsly
XBOX STAHP
#259 to #70 - seemerollin
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(12/08/2012) [-]
R.I.P English.
#99 to #70 - matriculator
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(12/08/2012) [-]
>Into me
grammar lulz
#132 to #99 - rieskimo
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#75 to #70 - Tyranitar
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(12/08/2012) [-]
**** son, I hope you sent them your info right away.
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#60 - Nahyon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
awwhmen
#59 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I would then send him a message saying
"Dude I totally remember you. We had gay chat sex for like an hour! We should totally do that again sometime. Do you have skype?"
Just to freak her/him the **** out.
#90 to #59 - magidoof **User deleted account**
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#288 to #90 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/08/2012) [-]
"I especially enjoyed the part about shoving a ferret in your butt and watching it suffocate. Best orgasm ever."
#55 - TheBlackOp
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I remember a while ago, my friend and i were reading through his xbox messages when one of his friends whom he met online sent him a message saying he was diagnosed with heart cancer and that he would most likely not make it. He mentioned how he would be going through surgery and if he was not back online within two weeks he most likely died because of the surgery or the cancers intensity. It took my friend about a year to finally remove him, seeing that gamertag offline for a year made us depressed. We still think about this to this day.
#355 to #55 - halomike
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This image has expired
#284 to #55 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
or maybe he survived and decided that life had given him a second chance to do something more productive than playing videogames
#188 to #55 - DrWeird
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Depression out of nowhere.
#122 to #55 - neutralgray
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(12/08/2012) [-]
... And I was having a good morning. The hurt came out of nowhere.
#81 to #55 - motherduck
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I wasn't prepared for this feel
#56 to #55 - MikeyA
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(12/08/2012) [-]
aww man :/ omid i remember him. He actually said if he's not back on in couple months.
#395 to #56 - MikeyA
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(12/26/2012) [-]
k so 7 thumbs down when it was my friend on xbox..k cool. funnyjunk your a POS
#50 - ascendedwings
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I really miss my playing Xbox. Mine wont read the discs that I insert, and it makes me sad. I really want to play Halo again...just one more time...for old times sake...sniff.
#153 to #50 - harryscene
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(12/08/2012) [-]
My Xbox has the same issue... I have to knock on it just to get it to read games.
#145 to #50 - kazorkthedork
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(12/08/2012) [-]
if none of the answers below work, remember that the original Halo was also made for the PC.
#123 to #50 - MandiMarie
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Mine too, man. It happened right after the fall 2012 update, it just stopped reading disks :/
#103 to #50 - trchamp
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Right after you put the disc in the drive, start beating down with your fist on top of the xbx right above the disc drive, not hard but not really soft either, and eventually it will work. This happens to me all the time
#78 to #50 - scarfacetfs
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Mine hasn't stopped reading discs, but I need to pry open the disc drive with a knife every time I want to insert a new game.

I am surprised mine has lasted as long as it has.
#76 to #50 - CrowbarNinja
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Get a can of air and spray off the disk reader, that worked for a friend.
#53 to #50 - anon
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(12/08/2012) [-]
open the xbox up, disconect the disk drive and reconnect it. worked for me