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#136 - rayjin (12/08/2012) [-]
I'd watch him.......he might offer you cake.....we all know it would be a lie......shifty bastards.....
User avatar #135 - ryantheatheist (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm starting to think there's one really pissed off guy in the comments section.
#139 to #135 - redsvenasuar (12/08/2012) [-]
Yup. I'm in the process of bringing everyone back up.
#131 - wallbuilder (12/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #224 to #131 - copperoxideking (12/08/2012) [-]
do you know the source of this gif?
User avatar #238 to #224 - zerosonaku (12/08/2012) [-]
Anime: Another.
User avatar #248 to #238 - princebroken (12/08/2012) [-]
Doesn't everyone die in it?
User avatar #252 to #248 - zerosonaku (12/08/2012) [-]
all but one.
User avatar #255 to #252 - princebroken (12/08/2012) [-]
How do they all die?
#235 to #224 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
It's an anime called Another
+104
#128 - dovahcatkittenborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #183 to #128 - Thevaultboy ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Do you even quickscope?
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#348 to #183 - dovahcatkittenborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #121 - peacetoad (12/08/2012) [-]
D2 (Gorillaz)

add him, good music taste often leads to good people :)
#127 to #121 - matralith (12/08/2012) [-]
...That's 2D.
...That's 2D.
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#142 to #127 - wickedtruth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#263 to #142 - peacetoad (12/08/2012) [-]
that's murdoc ...
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#119 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#118 - XSpitfireX (12/08/2012) [-]
i used to talk to an American in 2007, he recently got an xbox again and remembered me. The more you know.
User avatar #117 - kamehamehanurd (12/08/2012) [-]
Olliescrew... Rockdude657... My old xBox Live friends from all those years ago... Where are you... WHERE ARE YOU!?@
#396 to #117 - olliescrew (10/02/2013) [-]
my gt is still olliescrew add meh
#134 to #117 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
im right here
User avatar #377 to #134 - kamehamehanurd (12/09/2012) [-]
Damn you...
#113 - CMSTF (12/08/2012) [-]
Full of regular fellows.
#221 to #113 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm going to try that...
User avatar #98 - eonsmashface (12/08/2012) [-]
my favorite Halo: Reach multiplayer story sounds a bit BS, I'm aware. but I'm proud of what I did. I felt like a badass.

two guys tried to splatter me on ghosts. so I used the armor-lock. killed one guy, flipped the other, while he was to busy in his WTFRAGEMODE I hi jacked him and ran his ass over. I then Leeroy Jenkins'd my towards wraith. it missed and I hopped off my ghost to distract him. he fired at the empty ghost and all you could here was " ******************** " so I jumped on his wraith and gave him a grenade. I then turned around. ran like **** . and got team-killed by a guy in a warthog.

TL;DR. ******* teamkills man..
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#91 - zzonked (12/08/2012) [-]
My favorite thing to do is to try and make people playing an online together sharing a console amused. For example I'll say "Why is Dickfarts(1) so much better than Dickfarts, either you're a very nice host and let the guest play as player 1 or you need to get better at your own game son."
My favorite thing to do is to try and make people playing an online together sharing a console amused. For example I'll say "Why is Dickfarts(1) so much better than Dickfarts, either you're a very nice host and let the guest play as player 1 or you need to get better at your own game son."
#89 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #374 to #159 - lawlfailwinepic ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm ashamed.
#74 - iAmAWizard (12/08/2012) [-]
You rage, you lose
#380 to #74 - fukkentyranitar (12/09/2012) [-]
Damn near got me.
User avatar #376 to #74 - fedegon (12/09/2012) [-]
Unless Brian's a ******* guy who was locked in a kitchen for years and mastered the arts of cooking and never met a woman in his life, his only way of contact with the outside world being the XBox, then that **** is UNACCEPTABLE!
User avatar #371 to #74 - rockmanfan (12/08/2012) [-]
i dont get it. why is everyone mad?
#334 to #74 - drainbramage (12/08/2012) [-]
I bet it's the same guy.
#251 to #74 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
PLAYAAAA!
#189 to #74 - skwirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I lost...
I lost...
#181 to #74 - stripeygreenhat (12/08/2012) [-]
I honestly just feel pity for him.
#172 to #74 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
Pleased with the FJ reactions on this, thought it was absolutely filled with white knights who would do the same :) Keep it up
#161 to #74 - ghustla (12/08/2012) [-]
MUST ... CONTAIN... URGE... KILL.. MURDER ......
#105 to #74 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [-]
> 'tis an awesome thing to see!   
>'tis   
   
   
   
Fury of a thousand suns x532
> 'tis an awesome thing to see!
>'tis



Fury of a thousand suns x532
User avatar #164 to #105 - faggotishshit ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
'tis not such a bad word, son.
User avatar #185 to #164 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [-]
If it's used in older English, that's fine. But when people nowadays use it, it sounds like they think they're cute and uguu~ sampaii onichan
User avatar #207 to #185 - SnugglyWuggly (12/08/2012) [-]
I just use it to type quicker..

Now you hurt my self esteem, you big meanie.
User avatar #278 to #207 - yunogasaii (12/08/2012) [-]
"'tis" has the same amount of characters as "this".
User avatar #292 to #278 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
'tis isn't a substitute for "this." It replaces it's.
User avatar #294 to #292 - yunogasaii (12/08/2012) [-]
Still has the same amount of characters.
User avatar #295 to #294 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
This is true.
User avatar #296 to #295 - yunogasaii (12/08/2012) [-]
Well then...
User avatar #270 to #207 - yipkendu (12/08/2012) [-]
So typing 'tis is faster than typing it's...

Seems legit ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #272 to #270 - SnugglyWuggly (12/08/2012) [-]
tis requires less hand motions, i'd say.
#229 to #207 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (12/08/2012) [-]
I... I had no idea I offended you... Oh God....



What have I become?
#96 to #74 - silverlance (12/08/2012) [-]
What the **** is this
User avatar #106 to #96 - moseph (12/08/2012) [-]
*What the **** is 'tis
User avatar #124 to #106 - fgtometer (12/08/2012) [-]
It is. Irish people use it (usually mocking stereotypical representations of us in movies)
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#87 to #74 - mousekill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #100 to #87 - sjd (12/08/2012) [-]
You and me both. How the hell is there anything feminine about cooking? It involves knives, dead things and fire.
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User avatar #86 to #74 - guiguito (12/08/2012) [-]
i cringed a little...
User avatar #80 to #74 - Keoul (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm disappointed
Such a poor submissive man...
User avatar #85 to #80 - greatboobya (12/08/2012) [-]
Perfect for chicks with dominating fetish.
#287 to #70 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
Xbox
stahp
wat r u doin
stop hurassing mi
srsly
XBOX STAHP
#259 to #70 - seemerollin (12/08/2012) [-]
R.I.P English.
User avatar #99 to #70 - matriculator (12/08/2012) [-]
>Into me
grammar lulz
User avatar #75 to #70 - Tyranitar (12/08/2012) [-]
**** son, I hope you sent them your info right away.
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#60 - Nahyon ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
awwhmen
User avatar #59 - thedarkestrogue (12/08/2012) [-]
I would then send him a message saying
"Dude I totally remember you. We had gay chat sex for like an hour! We should totally do that again sometime. Do you have skype?"
Just to freak her/him the **** out.
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#90 to #59 - magidoof **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #288 to #90 - thedarkestrogue (12/08/2012) [-]
"I especially enjoyed the part about shoving a ferret in your butt and watching it suffocate. Best orgasm ever."
User avatar #55 - TheBlackOp (12/08/2012) [-]
I remember a while ago, my friend and i were reading through his xbox messages when one of his friends whom he met online sent him a message saying he was diagnosed with heart cancer and that he would most likely not make it. He mentioned how he would be going through surgery and if he was not back online within two weeks he most likely died because of the surgery or the cancers intensity. It took my friend about a year to finally remove him, seeing that gamertag offline for a year made us depressed. We still think about this to this day.
#284 to #55 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
or maybe he survived and decided that life had given him a second chance to do something more productive than playing videogames
User avatar #188 to #55 - DrWeird (12/08/2012) [-]
Depression out of nowhere.
User avatar #122 to #55 - neutralgray (12/08/2012) [-]
... And I was having a good morning. The hurt came out of nowhere.
User avatar #81 to #55 - motherduck ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I wasn't prepared for this feel
#56 to #55 - MikeyA (12/08/2012) [-]
aww man :/ omid i remember him. He actually said if he's not back on in couple months.
#395 to #56 - MikeyA (12/26/2012) [-]
k so 7 thumbs down when it was my friend on xbox..k cool. funnyjunk your a POS
#50 - ascendedwings (12/08/2012) [-]
I really miss my playing Xbox. Mine wont read the discs that I insert, and it makes me sad. I really want to play Halo again...just one more time...for old times sake...sniff.
#153 to #50 - harryscene (12/08/2012) [-]
My Xbox has the same issue... I have to knock on it just to get it to read games.
User avatar #145 to #50 - kazorkthedork (12/08/2012) [-]
if none of the answers below work, remember that the original Halo was also made for the PC.
User avatar #123 to #50 - MandiMarie (12/08/2012) [-]
Mine too, man. It happened right after the fall 2012 update, it just stopped reading disks :/
User avatar #103 to #50 - trchamp (12/08/2012) [-]
Right after you put the disc in the drive, start beating down with your fist on top of the xbx right above the disc drive, not hard but not really soft either, and eventually it will work. This happens to me all the time
User avatar #78 to #50 - scarfacetfs (12/08/2012) [-]
Mine hasn't stopped reading discs, but I need to pry open the disc drive with a knife every time I want to insert a new game.

I am surprised mine has lasted as long as it has.
User avatar #76 to #50 - CrowbarNinja (12/08/2012) [-]
Get a can of air and spray off the disk reader, that worked for a friend.
#53 to #50 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
open the xbox up, disconect the disk drive and reconnect it. worked for me
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