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#179 - Lulzilla (12/08/2012) [-]
My body is working around the clock to keep me alive and all I'm doing is sitting here masturbating.
#224 to #179 - CrazyPsycho (12/14/2012) [-]
Your body needs to get its rocks off sometimes too. so I'm sure you're both content on that one.
#177 - gotbannedicusvile (12/08/2012) [-]
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Truth is bitter sweet
All those "good" shall return to darkness, covered in light
We seem to be salvation
When the darkness of souls come unto you
They will not see you but the lie of light
You have deceived the dead
And forever shall you be tormented
For you are not the light.
User avatar #175 - turtleback (12/08/2012) [-]
Well time to **** myself
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User avatar #173 - whatevsnicktrololo (12/08/2012) [-]
gayest **** ever...
#172 - unicornmangina (12/08/2012) [-]
now i'm sat here feeling awful that the last thing my mum heard was me screaming my lungs out...feels bad man i did make sure to hold her hand and tell her that i loved here before all of that though :/
now i'm sat here feeling awful that the last thing my mum heard was me screaming my lungs out...feels bad man i did make sure to hold her hand and tell her that i loved here before all of that though :/
#170 - negr (12/08/2012) [-]
except they havent proven that dmt is released when you die or that it relates to dreams. they have yet to prove whether or not it is made in the brain. its found in urine and blood, sure, but they havent tested a living brain for dmt due to the fact that its a difficult procedure.
User avatar #169 - musicbook (12/08/2012) [-]
I've got the IP address as well as the name. I'm running it through NCIC to get his physical address......stand by for grid.....This prick is about to get a visit.....don't **** with us you son of a bitch...we have the resources to find you, as well as the ability to leave no evidence
#168 - choelzler (12/08/2012) [-]
The only thing my body will release when it dies is Methane gas
User avatar #167 - sailorsmooth (12/08/2012) [-]
Am I the only one here that has had this pic in his /b/ folder for many years?

inb4 7 billion people hurr durr
#165 - anonymous (12/08/2012) [-]
how would you know you never died
#162 - forevertrombone (12/08/2012) [-]
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#164 to #162 - afuzzypenguinmerp (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh god the lols
User avatar #160 - ningenpoop (12/08/2012) [-]
NOO YOU GO INTO HEAVEN FOR ETERNITY DERPY DERP, I HAVE A SIMPLISTIC MIND DERP.
#158 - funmanigro (12/08/2012) [-]
repost, just saying.


its really sad that i cant cry to this since i've already seen it...
User avatar #156 - pinkiepiethecunt (12/08/2012) [-]
you shouldn't smoke its bad for your heatlh
User avatar #157 to #156 - pinkiepiethecunt (12/08/2012) [-]
health*
User avatar #151 - syrialsin (12/08/2012) [-]
You also know when you are dying, because the body releases many chemicals, one of them being a toxin. The body knows when it can't continue, and shuts itself down before it can cause problems to others around it. Science, mother ******* .
User avatar #153 to #151 - lyuun (12/08/2012) [-]
Another thing it releases is the contents of its bowels. Eww, mother ******* .
User avatar #154 to #153 - syrialsin (12/08/2012) [-]
Sort of correct. The toxins shut down the brain before the rest of the body, and the muscles that remain naturally contracted expand, because they aren't being told to remain contracted. The **** just seeps out by gravity. Science'y eww, mother ******* .
User avatar #149 - lospussy (12/08/2012) [-]
And here you are on your deathbed reading this comment
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