Who wears a hat to bed?

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>Eagles
>Post-season

Pick one.

Gee, I wonder what the primary focus of the comments section will be?

Whenever a woman has asked me what I'm thinking there have been three categories of what comes to mind: number 1, whatever I was thinking a moment ago is gone and I just sit there like a moron trying to remember it; number 2, something I'd never tell the woman (like in this comic); or number 3 which is the most common for me, something so mind-numbingly pointless that I'd never want to tell a woman I was thinking of. One time I'd been laying with a girl in silence for about 5 minutes, she turns to me and asks "What chu thinking about?"; I'd been spending the last 5 minutes imagining what life would be like if nobody had ever perfected the ring pulls on cans. You'd sit down to eat a tin of soup and find that you had no clean knives, so you'd bash it with a spoon until a hole broke in it and pour it into a bowl. Children all across the world would want to drink cans of coke at school, but would need a knife to get it open; many schools would not allow knives to be brought in by children, so the children would smash the can against a wall until a hole broke in it; of course the force from smashing it against the wall repeatedly would cause the drink to fizz up and children's clothes would get coke stains on them constantly due to the lack of proper can-opening systems.

fixed

**slushie rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Ponies, the gathering ** <- mfw Eagle post season games