is he kill?

condolences.
RIP

WITCHCRAFT!

Oh god imagine a blowjob from her.

i listening to dubstep while watching this... eωe'

what the.....

Dat suddenly feely feel.

Those guys care, and believe it, so shut up anon.

Pfft, you don't even know where the grave is, or where I live, or which country, go and try to upset people and troll some where else.

YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND!

But where about in England?

I don't know.
Manchester?

Close.

I give up
I live in England but I have absolutely no idea where cities are in relation to each other.

Same here.

I live kind on the boarder of Whales, it's kind of close to Birmingham and Wolverhampton.

Worcester, Gloucester, Buxton, Nottingham.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW

So close...

SHREWSBURY
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Even closer, I'm like right next to it.

LUDLOW
IS THAT IT?
TELL ME

Fuck me, you're missing that one town out, clue?
Ironbridge.

SHROPSHIRE
FUCKING
SHROPSHIRE

Somewhere in Shropshire.

Fucking finally.

But the question is, where in Shropshire?

The Gorge?
I can't reply to your other one because there's too many replies.

Newp, begins with a t?

Fuck that.

You can do it, not much towns in Shropshire, and remember Iron bridge?

Go and try to upset someone somewhere else, it's not working, so give up, and keep working on that trolling.

psst, don't respond to him and he'll get distracted by a fly or something and go away

Also, if my comment just below this upset ya I'm sorry.

Nah bro, it's completely fine, thanks for the info, I do enjoy a good laugh, and it kind of made me chuckle, I know it sounds sick but it brightened my day.

What if it turns out he's not dead, and he wakes up in tho coffin but is able to survive by eating the worms that crawl into the coffin because it's small and weak enough for them to bite through it. Then after many years he connects with the worms on a telepathic level, and commands them to bring him small bits of food like grapes and such. But eventually he grows too big for the coffin, his head breaks through the coffin, then his arms, then his legs. He manages to scrape the dirt away to get to the surface, With his coffin suit of armor and his telepathic command over all worms, he quickly inhabits all of America and commands the worms to invade the White House, forcing the president to tell his armed forces to fire all missiles at several countries including Russia, Canada, and all of Asia. Those countries lose many innocent civilians but retaliate and wipe out all of America. Almost a billion people die and an entire country is wiped from the face of the Earth, and all because you wouldn't get your cousin a normal sized coffin.

I don't know how he would get to America, since he was English and he was cremated.

He definitely wouldn't be alive, because a dog bit his neck or head and he lost too much blood.

Shit dude, is that the real story?

Yeah, I promise.

I'm sorry for the parents of your cousin.

Me also, it was like second top story in the news, in the world.