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User avatar #85 - apostrophex (12/05/2012) [-]
The night of the attack, He gave the rest to Ron and Herminone :( did't he drink a little?
#103 to #85 - muchosgustaman (12/05/2012) [-]
To all his Griffindor friends. I remember reading that Ginny barely dodged an Avada Kedavra, and that was because of Liquid luck
User avatar #69 - commissarcrunch (12/05/2012) [-]
drink liquid luck, brew some more liquid luck under the effects of liquid luck only takign it at crucial moments in brewing to ensure everything goes right. ????? profit
#63 - ekatchenko (12/05/2012) [-]
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#55 - MasterManiac (12/05/2012) [-]
What else has always annoyed me about the Harry Potter series, is why, instead of attempting to kill Harry using magic, doesn't Voldemort just stab the 			******		?
What else has always annoyed me about the Harry Potter series, is why, instead of attempting to kill Harry using magic, doesn't Voldemort just stab the ****** ?
User avatar #128 to #55 - iwanttousenumbers (12/05/2012) [-]
Wizards don't understand Muggle technology, remember?
User avatar #121 to #55 - ultimoz (12/05/2012) [-]
Because there are many horcruxes that would keep him alive. Harry would have to die.
User avatar #78 to #55 - schmitty (12/05/2012) [-]
Because Voldemort considered himself above such trivial muggle things. If he could do magic, then why shouldn't he?
#60 to #55 - narlex (12/05/2012) [-]
Because Voldemort could use magic to heal up the wound?
User avatar #72 to #60 - bitchplzzz (12/05/2012) [-]
harry would necro **** the wound
#68 to #60 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Now, why would Voldie heal harry?
User avatar #52 - chubberbrother (12/05/2012) [-]
A better question... why didn't Voldemort just shake the little bastard and save himself a whole heap of trouble?
User avatar #44 - hauptishere (12/05/2012) [-]
1. Takes six months to brew
2. Harry was still the last Holcrux so he (Harry) would've had to die anyway
3. It was extremely hard to make, even Hermoine struggled with 6th year potions
4. Hogwarts was occupied by Death Eaters so Slughorn probably wouldn't risk making it
5. One vial of Felix Felices last 24 hours, but is toxic in high quantities
6. That would've been an anti-climatic ending to 6 books worth of build-up
#160 to #44 - moshadude (12/05/2012) [-]
1) He was in that school for like 6 years
2) Make Harry make a horcrux or some ****
3) Drink liquid luck
Make more liquid luck
???
More liquid luck/free meth
4) Give liquid luck to slughorn to make it
5) Inject that **** to make it work like demon juice or something
6) **** you JK Rowling made enough money from the rest of them

TL;DR
Everything is solved by luck, go gamble
#47 to #44 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
99% of people I know of/know personally still think that Nagini was the last horcrux. Thank you for not being one of those bad people.
#107 to #47 - muchosgustaman (12/05/2012) [-]
Diadem of Ravenclaw
Cup of Huffflepuff
Slytherin's Locket
Diary
Ring
Harry
Nagini
Voldemort himself.

He had intended to kill harry and make a horcrux, but unknowingly made harry a Horcrux, he then made Nagini a Horcrux, not knowing Harry was one. He intended to have 7 pieces of his soul, but instead made 8
#51 to #47 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
Nagini was the last horcrux. That's why Voldemort didn't die until Neville, the chosen one, killed her with the sword of Gryffindor.

Mad son?
User avatar #132 to #51 - maxismahname (12/05/2012) [-]
no he's not, harry is. can't they both be the chosen one? but harry still did all the work, neville just cut the snake. i don't like it when i really like a characer and see him as a badass then it turns out he wasn't even the ******* hero.
#146 to #132 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
"Chosen one" implies there can only be one. Neville fulfills every part of the prophecy and, by killing Nagini (aka the last horcrux), he actually IS the one to kill Voldemort.

Besides, Neville is a far more respectable and enjoyable protagonist compared to Angsty Angst McAngster.
User avatar #150 to #146 - maxismahname (12/05/2012) [-]
but i like harry god dammit. oh fine.
User avatar #53 to #51 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
Comment #50
#58 to #53 - kraetyz (12/05/2012) [-]
Look at it this way. Voldemort creates 7 horcruxes, yes? But the thing is, is that he doesn't create Harry as a horcrux - he doesn't know it happens. It just ******* does. Therefor, Harry is NOT part of those 7.
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (12/05/2012) [-]
But Nagini was killed after Harry, so technically they're right, right?
User avatar #57 to #48 - hauptishere (12/05/2012) [-]
well that depends on how you define "last"
The last created holcrux was Nagini
The last destroyed holcrux was Nagini
But I got by the order they are found/revealed in the bookmaking Harry the last holcrux
User avatar #50 to #48 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
Nagini wasn't even a horcrux. Read the book.
#74 to #50 - wcar (12/05/2012) [-]
I wonder...did YOU read the books? Apparently not...
#62 to #50 - pjotor (12/05/2012) [-]
Lord Voldemort, obsessed with immortality, went further than any wizard known to history to create seven — although he had an eight-part soul, because he accidentally created his sixth Horcrux when he failed to kill Harry Potter in 1981,[5] and later made his pet snake Nagini into what he thought was the sixth, but was in fact the seventh, Horcrux   
   
harrypotterDOTwikiaDOTcom/wiki/Horcrux
Lord Voldemort, obsessed with immortality, went further than any wizard known to history to create seven — although he had an eight-part soul, because he accidentally created his sixth Horcrux when he failed to kill Harry Potter in 1981,[5] and later made his pet snake Nagini into what he thought was the sixth, but was in fact the seventh, Horcrux

harrypotterDOTwikiaDOTcom/wiki/Horcrux
User avatar #67 to #62 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
" 'then explain ... more,' said Harry, and Dumbledore smiled. ' You were the seventh Horcrux, Harry, the Horcrux he never meant to make. He had rendered his soul so unstable that it broke apart when he committed those acts of unspeakable evil, the murder of your parents, the attempted killing of a child. But what escaped from that room was even less than he knew. He left more than his body behind. He left part of himself latched to you, the would-be victim who had survived.' " Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, page 568. Line 19 through 27. The book is more reliable than the internet, don't you think?
#75 to #67 - lemortedemiller (12/05/2012) [-]
********* , you're just proving yourself wrong. even in your quote it proves he had 7 horcruxes and Harry was one of them. Tom riddle's diary, the ring, the locket, the cup, the tiara, Harry, if Nagini wasn't the seventh then do tell us what was.
#80 to #75 - schmitty (12/05/2012) [-]
"You were the seventh Horcrux, Harry"
#82 to #80 - lemortedemiller (12/05/2012) [-]
he was saying earlier that nagini was not a horcrux. and read the book. nagini was the 7th horcrux made considering the other six were already made.
User avatar #83 to #82 - schmitty (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh ok, I thought you were saying that Harry wasn't a Horcrux and that instead, Nagini was.
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User avatar #70 to #67 - pjotor (12/05/2012) [-]
Voldemort only meant to make six, he intended to make the sixth and final after he killed Harry. But since he didn't know that Harry became a horcrux when he tried to kill him he still believes that he only had made five. He then later turned Nagini into one.

In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Albus Dumbledore believed that Nagini may have been made into a Horcrux through the murder of an "old muggle man", likely referring to Frank Bryce. However, J. K. Rowling said in an interview that the murder Voldemort used to make Nagini a Horcrux was Bertha Jorkins.
harrypotterDOTwikiaDOTcom/wiki/Nagini

Conclusion: READ THE BOOK
User avatar #54 to #50 - beatmasterz (12/05/2012) [-]
I did read the book but I forgot, why did Neville kill him?
User avatar #56 to #54 - ekkeerr (12/05/2012) [-]
Because they thought Nagini was the last one.
#59 to #56 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Nagini was Voldemorts final horcrux. "It" was created as a horcrux by the murder of Bertha Jorkins. Read the books.
User avatar #46 to #44 - kamusioso (12/05/2012) [-]
He is right and you know it, why are you people thumbing him down?
#154 to #46 - hahns (12/05/2012) [-]
Like ******* magic, you will never see this comment below a comment with negative thumbs. what the **** is going on. super rustled **** cock
User avatar #45 to #44 - lulzestonia (12/05/2012) [-]
"becasue he's a dumbass" is shorter.
User avatar #43 - galaxyguy ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
Well, there was that whole business with the horcruxes and such...
User avatar #42 - DropDeadShred (12/05/2012) [-]
I've always wondered why no one just knifes him, I mean Voldemort is always getting close to everyone, just a quick shiving and the books could have been a lot shorter.
User avatar #40 - newdriskollgaming (12/05/2012) [-]
Wiki says

Felix is highly toxic in large quantities and is also a banned substance in all organised competitions, such as Quidditch, along with all other methods of cheating. It is very difficult to make, disastrous to get wrong, and requires six months to stew before it is ready to be consumed.
User avatar #36 - jackisawsm (12/05/2012) [-]
As told in the books, it's hard to make and to get all the ingredients he would of had to go to Diagon alley which means he'd have the other potion to become someone he is not and so forth.
User avatar #39 to #36 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/05/2012) [-]
So, what you're suggesting is that killing the Dark Lord of all evil magic who is so unbelievably powerful and vile that it is forbidden to even say his name because people are worried it summons him...

....Is not worth the extra effort to make an instawin potion before making the attempt in succeeding at that?
#79 to #39 - sunice (12/05/2012) [-]
**sunice rolled a random image posted in comment #1781365 at Item Discussion ** Because the 7th gen consoles didnt take gamesharks at the time duh
User avatar #41 to #39 - jackisawsm (12/05/2012) [-]
No, not exactly, but it can be seen like that, because if harry dies then it's all ****** .
User avatar #81 to #41 - sunice (12/05/2012) [-]
Harry dying is what weakened Voldemort well sort of dying but he was the last Horcrux so yeah
User avatar #105 to #81 - jackisawsm (12/05/2012) [-]
thus be true, but at this time he had a ******** of death eaters after him and several horcruxs to kill.
#22 - chaosnazo (12/05/2012) [-]
What exactly was liquid luck? I don't remember it at all.
What exactly was liquid luck? I don't remember it at all.
User avatar #66 to #22 - lustraDD (12/05/2012) [-]
felix felices, he won it off slughorn for making the closest thing to the drought of death. half blood prince bro
User avatar #65 to #22 - lustraDD (12/05/2012) [-]
felix felicses, he won it in a competition for who could come closest to the drought of death in potions class. he then used it to get the information off slughorn dumbledore needed. They were at aragogs funeral
User avatar #49 to #22 - beatmasterz (12/05/2012) [-]
He got that because thanks to the book of the halfblood prince he made that sweet brew at alchemy class and got the little bottle.
#35 to #22 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Something which gave you a sensation that you needed to be somewhere or do something which would help you get what you need. Sort of like logical luck.
Harry used it to get the real story, about the horcruxes, out of Horace Slughorn. He went all over the place, helping random people who seemed to have nothing to do with what he was suppose to be doing like going to Hagrid and helping him bury Aragog, the giant spider, which just so happened to have a certain extremely rare chemical in it that Horace would have loved to have.
Then getting him drunk by celebrating with Hagrid and forcing him to give up the story, about what happened when Voldemort asked what a horcrux was, by reminding him of the reason why Harry's mother died.
**** I know too much.

Tl;dr It made you impulsive and, everything impulsive thing you did, helped you reach your ultimate goal.
User avatar #23 to #22 - modular (12/05/2012) [-]
Exactly what it sounds like
#24 to #23 - chaosnazo (12/05/2012) [-]
Well that didn't help at all.
User avatar #26 to #24 - cwilkens (12/05/2012) [-]
It's the potion from the 6th book that when you drink it, you become lucky. He uses it to go out to Hagrid's hut go get Slughorn wasted. When Slughorn is wasted Harry gets "lucky" and he tells him the story of how voldemort learned about Horcrux's
#92 to #26 - nicoquitemad (12/05/2012) [-]
When Slughorn is drunk, Harry gets lucky.
When Slughorn is drunk, Harry gets lucky.
#93 to #92 - nicoquitemad (12/05/2012) [-]
let's go Slughorn!
let's go Slughorn!
#27 to #26 - chaosnazo (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#25 to #24 - modular (12/05/2012) [-]
Sorry.
Sorry.
#21 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Why didn't Harry Potter shoot Voldemort in the face.
User avatar #20 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (12/05/2012) [-]
because then there wouldn't have been most of the sixth book and no seventh, and we all know that just isn't acceptable
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#17 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
There's so many "Harry is a dumbass" moments. Safe to say if he were real he'd need help to dress himself

boab
#16 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Wasn't he told by Slughorn not to test his luck or something?
User avatar #10 - profarnsworth (12/05/2012) [-]
I would have drank the liquid luck, ****** hermione, ****** chu, ****** ginny, ****** luna, ****** that damn ghost, ****** McGonagle, raped snape, ****** those indian twins, ****** rons mom, ****** damn near every girl in the school then gone to voldemort ****** bellatrix right in front of his no nosed faggot face, **** his snake, and then walked up to him, grab his dick, and rip that **** off screaming "the curtains should match the drapes bitch". At which point i would have raped him too. He would have been so psychologically ****** up that he would never recover and i would go on living my life as the ultimate badass.
#176 to #10 - jabba (12/06/2012) [-]
I'd be satisfied with fifty shades of Granger, if you know what I mean
#149 to #10 - whitephosphorus (12/05/2012) [-]
Or be the world's most feared serial rapist
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#61 to #10 - jgblax (12/05/2012) [-]
I will openly admit that I found this comment funnier than my own content.
#34 to #10 - samoaspider (12/05/2012) [-]
god dammit
god dammit
#33 to #10 - lordcommandersnow (12/05/2012) [-]
My God thats brilliant
My God thats brilliant
#32 to #10 - jakols ONLINE (12/05/2012) [-]
**** you OP
you owe me half a bottle of Sprite
and my nose still hurts and is still dripping
#31 to #10 - smithybfc (12/05/2012) [-]
I would read the everloving **** out of this book
User avatar #38 to #31 - basilbrush (12/05/2012) [-]
I love the story behind this picture.
#165 to #38 - anonymous (12/05/2012) [-]
Do tell!
User avatar #29 to #10 - divinemaddness (12/05/2012) [-]
Marry me then rape me ************ .
#28 to #10 - giggitygantz (12/05/2012) [-]
im willing to offer you a book deal
#11 to #10 - Spikeydeath (12/05/2012) [-]
woah bro its called help, get some
#12 to #11 - profarnsworth (12/05/2012) [-]
You're next mother ******
User avatar #7 - tastycrisps (12/05/2012) [-]
Why didn't Harry Potter just bring a gun to the ******* battle. He wouldn't even need to destroy all the 7 horcruxes. Why?

Because a revolver has 8 bullets
#37 to #7 - hemming (12/05/2012) [-]
Cause guns and 			****		 and modern techonology and 			****		 doesn't work within hogwarts and 			****		...
Cause guns and **** and modern techonology and **** doesn't work within hogwarts and **** ...
User avatar #175 to #37 - tastycrisps (12/05/2012) [-]
Electricity is the thing doesn't work. Hogwarts magic doesn't stop gunpowder from exploding.
User avatar #177 to #175 - hemming (12/06/2012) [-]
From what i am told, it stops guns from working.
User avatar #9 to #7 - mufffinkiller (12/05/2012) [-]
because magic and ****
#5 - lolabunny (12/04/2012) [-]
He gave it to Neville and Luna and a few others who responded to the Dumbledore's Army call so that they would survive the invasion at the end of the 6th book, I believe.
User avatar #4 - chuckey (12/04/2012) [-]
you could say the same for Voldemort.....
User avatar #124 to #4 - junkmanrs (12/05/2012) [-]
I would assume Voldemoth thought himself so powerful he wouldn't need luck
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