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User avatar #379 - Nhatkiem (12/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Reading the comments thus far.. I am drastically shocked at how people with little to know experience in forms of martial arts or fighting have so much to say on the subject.

Part of the reason why I am in the US today is because of martial arts. I practice with my father, whom when I was at the age of 5 living in the Bronx New York at the time and witnessed something that changed my life forever. My father was walking me to school when a few "thugs" appeared and tried to rob him. Time felt like it slowed down, I was just starting school at the time, didn't know the language, but I knew things were not well. It all happened quickly, my father disarmed and you could say "disabled" them before I could finished crying and we spent the rest of the day out of school.
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User avatar #369 - badgerbaiting (12/03/2012) [-]
I honestly wonder why they're called martial arts. In a proper scuff, there's no art.
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User avatar #301 - arawan (12/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You know, no offense to these types of girls but they are going to get totally wrecked if they take this seriously. Girls her size I can just pick up and throw across the room without much real effort. Do you think someone similar to my size who actually is intent on doing harm isn't just going to beat someone her size straight into the ground? TV and movies trying to make seem like it'd be a fair fight but really it'd be ridiculously one sided. Like in the Walking Dead last night. I am similar in size and build to the Governor. I could have ripped Michonne apart if I was enraged or crazy enough. The only realistic thing about it was when she stabbed him in the eye to get away.

So girls, just go for the eyes, throat or groin instead being a badass chick.
User avatar #312 to #301 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
He gets down thumbed, when he's entirely right. Having knowledge and skill in martial arts will only get you so far in a real fight. Generally, you aren't prepared for the real thing, unless fighting someone is your entire purpose, which, omg, is the purpose for the competitions. A real fight is fast, hard, and both people are likely pissed off at one another and not really thinking straight, AND, the're in each other's faces.
Someone much bigger than her could wreck her **** pretty easily.
User avatar #287 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think I got in to an argument with her on youtube....
User avatar #271 - exarzero (12/03/2012) [-]
Only if it was not the Martial arts ones where you need to simply be faster than the other person to tap them somewhere. . . I took part in that for years.

"Don't hit so hard!" Is something I remember clearly. Otherwise, well done.
User avatar #179 - oversoul (12/03/2012) [-]
6/10 would bang
User avatar #154 - RequieminMortis (12/03/2012) [-]
"I thought you were going to fight her."

"I did."

"No, you didn't. You waited until she had her back turned to you and then cracked her over the head with a lead pipe."

"I never said anything about fighting fair."
#15 - sloot (12/03/2012) [-]
just sayin...organized fighting is entirely different that a brawl. One cold cock you aren't expecting to the face and it can be all over.
#11 - lastsamurai (12/03/2012) [-]
Yeah.. But I have a gun..

Gun fight..
User avatar #8 - zoef (12/02/2012) [-]
wow, look at her brea- uh medals!
#383 - therandomrevewguy (12/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#384 to #383 - therandomrevewguy (12/03/2012) [-]
**therandomrevewguy rolls 03**
User avatar #256 - dabombmanater (12/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone got any opinions on krav maga? Been debating joining that for years.
User avatar #216 - codfourmotherfkers (12/03/2012) [-]
The joins of being Asian...
#188 - troloakba (12/03/2012) [-]
Alberta pride!
#144 - huskygunner (12/03/2012) [-]
No, no, NO! The appropriate response to bullies is attached.
User avatar #105 - gorginhanson (12/03/2012) [-]
How do you know those weren't borrowed from someone else's room
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2012) [-]
If you want to take a martial art that is practical and quick to pick up as an adult, I recommend Isshin Ryu. It's all about staying low and undermining "fnacy footwork" found in a lot of other styles (which often focus on kicks that can be impractical in real combat). It's all about staying low and solid and developing your inner "heart". It's self defense oriented. My brother used to take it. I've seen a Taekwondo and Isshin Ryu student spar and the Isshin Ryu student ended it within seconds by compromising his balance during a highly technical kick.
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