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#16 - johnylingo (11/30/2012) [-]
i think you were looking for this
#10 - creamycheesebro (11/30/2012) [-]
I've faked a story about how my dad died, and how I pretended to be him. Then I told the lady my dad has been dead for years and my mom is in the hospital. And then I started to fake cry and she just hanged the **** up. It was like a 7 minute conversation too, she wanted me to deliver these papers about the awareness of diabeetus and not get anything out of it.
User avatar #43 to #10 - defeats (11/30/2012) [-]
"she wanted me to deliver these papers about the awareness of diabeetus and not get anything out of it."
That is called charity work... That said, the way you worded that made me laugh, +1 to you, you monster.
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User avatar #6 - princessderpy (11/29/2012) [-]
I had a guy tell me something like the first part. I ended up having a cheerful 25 minute conversation with him.

I only did telemarketing for a week cause my camaro needed an oil change and I was in a seasonal job.
User avatar #7 to #6 - taikakalu (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm quitting this job soon too. I don't really enjoy it, not my type of thing to do.

And I feel bad about myself because I just sold Cosmopolitan to some lady born in 1923.
User avatar #8 to #7 - princessderpy (11/29/2012) [-]
When i started the job, the deal I was selling sounded pretty sweet, but the company acted like they were doing shady **** .

It payed great, but i would get yelled at for being too good at the job. They would tell me to slow it down because i am 200 calls above everyone else. That ****** up moment where you get lectured for doing your job too well.
User avatar #51 to #8 - zombifier (11/30/2012) [-]
then ask your boss for his/her job
User avatar #52 to #51 - princessderpy (11/30/2012) [-]
He was my boss for a week... I prefer my 40k annual job to that.
+5
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User avatar #5 to #1 - fugbaum (11/29/2012) [-]
Ripuli!
User avatar #2 to #1 - taikakalu (11/29/2012) [-]
heti kun palkkapäivä koittaa.
#56 to #2 - cameroni (11/30/2012) [-]
asiallista.
asiallista.
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