Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #118 - fuckyoshitnigga (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
who the **** is his mom? I didn't know even half those.
#128 to #118 - Sylphion (11/27/2012) [-]
Never heard of 'holding your sausage hostage' or to 'tickle the pickle'?
User avatar #89 - jippoman (11/27/2012) [-]
I feel like everyone dry dogs. Like I have the ******* time to grab lube and clean that **** .
#161 - salsawin ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
MFW
User avatar #155 - ivoryhammer (11/27/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Just use kleenex? It feels fine and makes less of a mess, or use a condom
#158 to #156 - ludislavonac (11/27/2012) [-]
oh god
oh god
#44 - timmyyocum (11/27/2012) [-]
MFW i hear a knock on the door right after
MFW i hear a knock on the door right after
User avatar #19 - thedarkdefender (11/27/2012) [-]
If the dad was to do this. He's just leave the lube on his desk. Why would someone need to be awkward and make an essay for some ******* lube?
#154 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (11/27/2012) [-]
The first time I got caught was when my family all used the same computer and I forgot to delete the history....

My mom asked me why I searched "girls and animals having sex"

MFW

Don't masturbate to that genre anymore
#37 - wehavecandy (11/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
My mom walked into my room when I was masturbating today. She turned around and walked back out.
User avatar #48 to #40 - ronyx (11/27/2012) [-]
She wants the dick dude.
User avatar #57 - ilovetocuddle (11/27/2012) [-]
I had a condition that required me to take long ***** . little does my family know I no longer have it.
+3
#55 - cakeisawesome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #31 - vanoreo (11/27/2012) [-]
I would be more embarrassed by the "LOL" than the masturbation euphemisms.
#182 - copycopy ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#106 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I just want to know what you guys guess:

How often do you think a girl masturbates?
#138 to #123 - azhix (11/27/2012) [-]
olivia wilde.
User avatar #4 - stupendousbutts (11/26/2012) [-]
"Sorry! LOL"
User avatar #187 - nicoquitemad (11/27/2012) [-]
Holy balls a brave mother.
User avatar #124 - invisibleninjadude (11/27/2012) [-]
She reminds me of Jim's dad =)
#95 - Lachboy (11/27/2012) [-]
I used lube once, and it was pretty crappy compared to doing it dry in my opinion.
I'm uncut though, so I'unno.
User avatar #5 - tireyhawnuyu (11/26/2012) [-]
MOST AWESOME MOTHER EVER. Its something my mom would do.


#51 - deathbyrevenge (11/27/2012) [-]
I swear mom, I was just cleaning it and it went offl
User avatar #46 - IamEllis (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
it would be ven more awkward if u took it
 Friends (0)