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User avatar #30 - connection (11/27/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLci5DoZqHU

listen to this... It will blow your mind.
User avatar #29 - originalninja (11/27/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4 <--- here's the video. I suggest following the advice of the top comment
#36 to #29 - EpicTie (11/27/2012) [-]
holy shit that touched my soul
#26 - latinotornado (11/27/2012) [-]
I swear to god, i'm the only FJer who has watched the entire movie, and dosen't trip balls and cream my pants over that fucing speech. I remember when it went viral and EVERYBODY was freaking out over how amazing it was. It was a good speech, but it didn't deserve the hype it got. Then people started to feel intelligent because they listened to that speech and understand barley even half of what charlie was saying.   
Thumb me however you want, idgaf   
   
TL;DR the speech was okay
I swear to god, i'm the only FJer who has watched the entire movie, and dosen't trip balls and cream my pants over that fucing speech. I remember when it went viral and EVERYBODY was freaking out over how amazing it was. It was a good speech, but it didn't deserve the hype it got. Then people started to feel intelligent because they listened to that speech and understand barley even half of what charlie was saying.
Thumb me however you want, idgaf

TL;DR the speech was okay
User avatar #81 to #26 - ishitincups (11/27/2012) [-]
... barley...
You makin' beer?
Also, nice opinion.
User avatar #69 to #26 - brandofan (11/27/2012) [-]
You best prepare your anus for the stretching it will get from all the red thumbs being shoved in there
#61 to #26 - shaddz (11/27/2012) [-]
the point is there, that people do care... these people may not understand half of the speech but at least they care about it and you do not have to be a hipster who sat through a charlie chaplin movie to take to heart a wonderful and well delivered message of peace and hope that dwells within us all so don't be such a douche, no one cares if you heard it first as you obviously do not even understand it yourself if you are bitching at people about something so trivial.
the point is there, that people do care... these people may not understand half of the speech but at least they care about it and you do not have to be a hipster who sat through a charlie chaplin movie to take to heart a wonderful and well delivered message of peace and hope that dwells within us all so don't be such a douche, no one cares if you heard it first as you obviously do not even understand it yourself if you are bitching at people about something so trivial.
User avatar #62 to #61 - latinotornado (11/27/2012) [-]
I never said I heard it first. I jsut said I watched the whole movie. go ahead and just call me a faggot like the rest because they're just made I have my own opinion and I don't jizz myself over the speech. but to call me a hipster? dosent even work -_- but whatever, freedom of speech and all that
#66 to #62 - shaddz (11/27/2012) [-]
firstly.... &gt;mad*&lt;   
secondly have you ever heard of the saying &quot;you can't argue with an unreasonable person&quot; Well, you are an unreasonable person... I am not calling you a faggot I am in fact saying that your opinion does not mean a thing. You are not smart, you just have an internet connection.
firstly.... >mad*<
secondly have you ever heard of the saying "you can't argue with an unreasonable person" Well, you are an unreasonable person... I am not calling you a faggot I am in fact saying that your opinion does not mean a thing. You are not smart, you just have an internet connection.
#56 to #26 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
"understand barley"

i honestly lol'd.

you're an idiot. just stop.
#50 to #26 - Danzig (11/27/2012) [-]
"...it didn't deserve the hype it got"

posts Gangam Style gif
#42 to #26 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
a good speech changes the world, think about if there were people like you when slavery was abolished , or the japs attacked pearl harbor "well that speech was alright but i wouldn't say good enough to go to war over".....idiots
User avatar #37 to #26 - arsenymous (11/27/2012) [-]
1.That is your opinion
2.You're an ass
User avatar #24 - khaoticonefear (11/27/2012) [-]
for as long as men die, liberty will never perish.
#23 - endface (11/27/2012) [-]
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#22 - herrstig **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]
I bet most of you just watched the youtube clip that went viral. He talks all throughout the movie. Go and watch it!
User avatar #25 to #22 - sirherpderp (11/27/2012) [-]
But it is the first movie he makes where he speaks....
User avatar #18 - chapter (11/26/2012) [-]
Man I loved that speech.

Hitler is so inspiring.
#17 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Look up Charlie Chaplin Speech on youtube

Pause it

Open a new youtube tab

Look up "The Mountain"

Play at the same time

Get chills
User avatar #31 to #17 - originalninja (11/27/2012) [-]
yeah, that's pretty much what the top comment of the youtube video is...
#15 - KayRed (11/26/2012) [-]
And his granddaughter is fucking the King of the North.
User avatar #40 to #15 - CRosBY (11/27/2012) [-]
The king of the north!
User avatar #11 - chaoscustoms (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

User avatar #12 to #11 - chaoscustoms (11/26/2012) [-]


Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say "Do not despair".

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish. . .

Soldiers: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate, only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers: don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
- "The kingdom of God is within man"
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men; in you, the people.
User avatar #13 to #12 - chaoscustoms (11/26/2012) [-]

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
#57 to #13 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
tldr http://www. youtube. com/watch?v =WibmcsEGLKo
User avatar #14 to #13 - chaoscustoms (11/26/2012) [-]
Just in case anyone wanted to read it.
#19 to #14 - perronfan (11/27/2012) [-]
i love you
i love you
User avatar #21 to #19 - chaoscustoms (11/27/2012) [-]
insert "and I love you random citizen gif"
+2
#65 to #21 - jaykupself **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #189 to #65 - chaoscustoms (11/28/2012) [-]
yes thank you.
User avatar #10 - ninjawizards (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah I dunno. Just feeling like I should type something deep but yeah. I'm good.
User avatar #8 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/26/2012) [-]
That speech was so epic
User avatar #7 - failedfrontflip (11/26/2012) [-]
heard it for the first time the other day, felt awesome
#5 - veryinteresting (11/26/2012) [-]
he did talk you know, he just played in silent movies. So it would be: "The first time he spoke in a movie"
User avatar #6 to #5 - Silver Quantum (11/26/2012) [-]
i thought it was obvious that i meant he talked for the first time in a movie. guess i was wrong
#4 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
The first time he 'speaks'... He actually sings. (Modern times)
#1 - genericnewfag (11/26/2012) [-]
And I'm just sat here masturbating.
And I'm just sat here masturbating.
#3 to #1 - kongalkohol (11/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #75 to #3 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
I... Don't see the problem with his grammar.

Could someone point it out?
User avatar #92 to #75 - yunogasaii (11/27/2012) [-]
It's not supposed to be "I'm just sat here", it's supposed to be "I'm just sitting here." Does "I am just sat here" really sound good to you?
User avatar #181 to #92 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
It's a general statement, the infinitive is proof that not all clauses must have a definite allegiance to a temporal tense.
The sentence is perfectly legible and breaks no major laws of grammar, if you want to be so picky I could take any number of similar mistakes you will make every day without even realising are technically incorrect.
User avatar #186 to #181 - yunogasaii (11/27/2012) [-]
I could do the same to you, because you probably have millions of unnoticed grammar mistakes, too. I am NOT a grammar nazi, most likely because I find them to be annoying. I only tried to tell you why it was wrong because there seems to be a fight over it. I don't really care about grammar, as much as I care about ending stupid arguments
User avatar #78 to #75 - xwilly (11/27/2012) [-]
>And I'm just sat here masturbating.

English. Let's use it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
And - Capital letter, leading on from a segregated point a conjunctive is a perfectly acceptable way to start a sentence, that rule is only taught to us as children to simplify matters and to get children to use less of them.

I'm - The I is capitalised and the apostrophe is used correctly.

just sat here - Perfectly fine.

masturbating. - Correct tense, spelling, there is a full stop.

I honestly see nothing wrong...
User avatar #84 to #80 - zombifier ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
"I'm" makes no sense here
User avatar #88 to #87 - zombifier ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
"And I'M just sat here masturbating"
this is not right
'and I just sat here masturbating' OR 'and I'm just sitting here masturbating' is the correct wording
User avatar #93 to #88 - genericnewfag (11/27/2012) [-]
And I am just sat/sitting here masturbating. Don't be pedantic.
User avatar #94 to #93 - zombifier ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
What part of "And I am just sat here masturbating" makes sense to you?
#96 to #94 - genericnewfag (11/27/2012) [-]
Which part of that sentence is too difficult for you to understand? Incorrect or not, it's still legible.
User avatar #97 to #96 - zombifier ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Heil Grammar
User avatar #153 to #99 - wallbuilder ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Grammar - the most sacred thing on the internet.
User avatar #116 to #99 - fishdemolisher (11/27/2012) [-]
I have come to the conclusion that most of the people in this thread haven't met any British people.
User avatar #83 to #80 - xwilly (11/27/2012) [-]
Let me help you out fellow.
>And I'm just sat here masturbating.
Should read:
And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

I am just sat here isn't grammatically correct.
User avatar #180 to #83 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
It's a general statement, the infinitive is proof that not all clauses must have a definite allegiance to a temporal tense.
The sentence is perfectly legible and breaks no major laws of grammar, if you want to be so picky I could take any number of similar mistakes you will make every day without even realising are technically incorrect.
User avatar #120 to #83 - hammerfell (11/27/2012) [-]
Sarcasm
#2 to #1 - xdjerredlongxd (11/26/2012) [-]
i do nothin productive all the days.
i do nothin productive all the days.
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