and my captia number was. . . 69

**themastertroller rolls 0,021** quads

My face when four seconds into sex time.

lol that was hilarious

(i also liked how it was so old that they had to state who Steve Jobs was)

This was great

Powerpoint

Jack Nicholson was raised believing that his grandmother was his mother and his real mother was his sister. He never learned the truth until 1974, 4 years after the death of his mother, and 11 years after the death of his grandmother.

My quote about sex: "I'm not having it."

Another Woody Allen quote: "Don't knock masturbation--It's sex with someone I love."

that last one.
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Premarital sex is pretty damn arrogant, because it implies you'd be getting any sex after you're married

I'll have you know my ex only chuckled.