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#265 - onemoreaddictingam (11/27/2012) [-]
The following scene is too inapprioate for the internet, instead it will be simulated by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
The following scene is too inapprioate for the internet, instead it will be simulated by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
User avatar #264 - caaaaarrrllll (11/27/2012) [-]
There's time. There's time to count split ends and light candles; to drive slow and sing softly. There's time to trace the lines around your eyes with a fingertip and draw constellations on your skin. Time enough to close your eyes and tilt´╗┐ your head back and smell the salt in the air even miles away from the sea. Time to seek your peace in the darkest of places and smile down on the lines in the road.
There's time. There's plenty of time.
#307 to #264 - heyimathespian (11/27/2012) [-]
Is this a quote?
User avatar #313 to #307 - caaaaarrrllll (11/27/2012) [-]
nope. Just fathoming life in my spare time
#320 to #313 - heyimathespian (11/27/2012) [-]
Really poetic, do you write?
User avatar #325 to #320 - caaaaarrrllll (11/27/2012) [-]
In my spare time yes. But I have bad english grades in my high
school. I just dont like doing the work when I have to. It's much more enjoyable when I can do it when I feel like it
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#249 - fortes (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #246 - djbagboy (11/27/2012) [-]
I have a question guys.
I kinda have this thing going on with this girl. Make out sessions, really.
So we kiss and stuff, and she tells me about her boyfriend. She says she doesn't like him, that he's mean and he has people watching her.
So I don't know if I should take this fartherm you know? There's this other girl, nicer, I like, much less premiscuis, but the type of girl you'd want to talk to.
I want to choose one, the first girl is hot, but not the type of girl you bring to mum, and the other is the kind, she's cute, but not as hot so to say.
Which one guys?
User avatar #316 to #246 - Schwarzenegger (11/27/2012) [-]
Do NOT choose the first girl. She's cheating on him, she'll just do the same to you. Trust me man, it's always like that.
#305 to #246 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
let's just say the hot one will most likely end up cheating on you, just like she cheated on her boyfriend, and the cute one probably genuinely likes you and would probably be a keeper. i've learned this from experience literally like a month ago.
User avatar #293 to #246 - Nameloc (11/27/2012) [-]
Obviously the other girl, as other have stated. (The one that isn't cheating on her bf.)

Looks don't mean everything.
User avatar #292 to #246 - deezknuts (11/27/2012) [-]
shes a slut, go for the nice girl. if she's cheating on her boyfriend, shes a slut.

dont go for a cheater, no matter how it feels today

GO FOR THE NICE GIRL WHO IS LESS PROMISCUOUS
User avatar #280 to #246 - sublemon (11/27/2012) [-]
Just remember, if she cheats on someone with you, chances are she will cheat on you with some other guy. Go with the cute girl.
#269 to #246 - bitchpleasexd (11/27/2012) [-]
Out of any place on the internet you choose Funny Junk to ask for advice..... ahh
Out of any place on the internet you choose Funny Junk to ask for advice..... ahh
User avatar #266 to #246 - MRfunnyFACE (11/27/2012) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #268 to #266 - djbagboy (11/27/2012) [-]
16
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User avatar #272 to #268 - MRfunnyFACE (11/27/2012) [-]
if she is rlly hot do it bro, doubt you'll find the one in high school might as well have fun...

unless of course you already have a good connection with the second one, then follow wut everyone here is saying lol.
User avatar #262 to #246 - Keoul (11/27/2012) [-]
You should go with the first girl and give me the number of the second girl.
Nah just kidding
Go with the second girl man, if you go with the first it'll become a one sided relationship, nag nag nag, go with the cute girl, having a gf who is also your best friend is just absolutely fantastic
User avatar #259 to #246 - evictedone (11/27/2012) [-]
I would vote for the "other" girl here. I, myself, don't really take well to girls who are promiscuous. Regardless of how hot they are or if you know if they have an STD or not, I wouldn't chance a girl who gets around. If she doesn't give a lot of a damn of who she gets with, I don't think she'll give a lot of a damn about who she cheats on you with.

The nicer girl is a better choice overall, in my opinion. She might not be as "hot," but I'll be damned if she doesn't care about you in the end. Think of your future, of the person who'll be joining your family should you want her around for longer than just one week or month. Don't care about how promiscuous she is or isn't.

tl;dr Go for the nicer girl. She's worth it.
User avatar #271 to #259 - djbagboy (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm only 16, but I see your point.
I still don't know.
The first girl's boyfriend hits her, and he's kinda a thug, so she needed someone ot talk to and help her, I was there for her. She is really nice, just like she's thinks abotu sex alot. I like her, she's kind, but yeah I think I should just keep it where it is, not go any further.
I'll tak more to the second girl , iwant us to liek each other for more htan just looks.
User avatar #276 to #271 - evictedone (11/27/2012) [-]
Good idea, man. :) Take care of her. It might go further than you think.
User avatar #257 to #246 - usmcoorah (11/27/2012) [-]
Second one. If shes cheating on that guy with you, then she'll find another ******** excuse to cheat on you too. I bet hes not even a dick to her and shes just a slut.
#254 to #246 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
Cheaters will always be cheaters. If you involve yourself with the first girl, you're asking for trouble.
User avatar #256 to #254 - trothe (11/27/2012) [-]
**** , forgot to login, that's me ^^ lol
User avatar #267 to #256 - djbagboy (11/27/2012) [-]
My friend said If she cheats with me, she'll cheat on me.
I guess you're right
User avatar #252 to #246 - steezmachine (11/27/2012) [-]
the fact that you're asking FunnyJunk for relationship advice automatically proves you're not worthy of a girl.
User avatar #255 to #252 - djbagboy (11/27/2012) [-]
My friends have no relationship advice, besides **** em.
You guys, though assholes, are kinda like the bro's I ask stuff like this.
Sorry.
User avatar #263 to #255 - steezmachine (11/27/2012) [-]
no problem man. always go with the personality. looks fade.
#251 to #246 - ricoceleste (11/27/2012) [-]
why does a girl have to be hot? She could possibly be he girl of your dreams. <3
User avatar #248 to #246 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
go with the kind and cute one. If you found a girl who's cute and is kind, she's definitely a keeper. Go with her.
#243 - TheVampireGirl (11/27/2012) [-]
Right in the feels bro
Right in the feels bro
#244 to #239 - odio (11/27/2012) [-]
so witty
#247 to #244 - automaticniggazsho (11/27/2012) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at It's a 5th Gen. Cup Though! ** thanks faggot
#238 - nocta (11/27/2012) [-]
im just living something similar
im just living something similar
#236 - lordmuffin (11/27/2012) [-]
I thought the guy on the right liked the girl, but wanted to be an awesome friend.

Now I don't know if I should feel less depressed or more depressed.
#253 to #236 - mrcrowleysr (11/27/2012) [-]
He was stupid
#233 - disies ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #231 - RJHammerCock (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but i don't quite understand this... help?
#234 to #231 - chaoticwaffle (11/27/2012) [-]
Basically you have to let go of your past in order to move on and be happy.
User avatar #240 to #234 - RJHammerCock (11/27/2012) [-]
oooohhh okay it makes sense now. thank you sir
#241 to #240 - chaoticwaffle (11/27/2012) [-]
You're quite welcome.
#228 - odio (11/27/2012) [-]
read desription.. read name "beastpwnrlol".. no.
#227 - darkjustifier (11/27/2012) [-]
Whoever made this....thank you.
#226 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
God dammit I needed this.
User avatar #225 - tonydalion (11/27/2012) [-]
I've listened to Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata' while reading this... ******* feels to the max man.


To the max.
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