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#93 - buttplugmaster
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I know what i'm doing next year
#95 to #93 - illusiveman
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Get a gf?
#98 to #95 - buttplugmaster
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(11/26/2012) [-]
As i'm not a lesbian, I'd rather not.
#121 to #98 - imnotbrad
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Come on illusiveman, with a name like buttplugmaster how could she be anything other than one classy gal.
#123 to #121 - buttplugmaster
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I am the classiest. Honey boo boo child and ****.
#127 to #123 - imnotbrad
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Im just wondering how you master such a thing.
#131 to #127 - buttplugmaster
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(11/26/2012) [-]
by being an indecisive anon who let someone roll dubs to pick her username Well, first you get trained by OP on the limitations of the human anus and how to bypass them, and then you work your way up. Like gauges.
#80 - thehiddenweasel
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(11/26/2012) [-]
He really got into his character
#223 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You opened it. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they truly miss you. Something good will happen to you between 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they love you. You will get a shock of a lifetime tomorrow, a good one. if you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years, Karma. If there is someone you loved or still do, and can't get them out of your mind, repost this in another city in the next 5 minutes. It's amazing how it works. If you truly miss someone, a past love, and can't seem to get them out of your mind, then repost this as "I still Love you" Whoever you miss will surprise you. Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they truly miss you and something great will happen to you tomorrow. Karma. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow. I do believe in Karma and love. work?
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#268 to #223 - lejontronman
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#225 to #223 - SuperCookie
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#208 - redrock
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Whenever I walk into a store, people just assume I work there and start asking questions (meaning there's no "Do you work here?" to preface them asking for help)

The store and what I'm wearing are irrelevant

Its gone on for a long time so I've just started to do my best to answer their questions at this point

Greatest irony is that I work retail, and no one ever thinks I work at that store
#220 to #208 - silasdg
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Trying looking pissed off. People always asked me for help and ever since I started looking annoyed everywhere I went people don't talk to me... For the most part it's awesome.

#224 to #220 - redrock
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Maybe that's why people don't think I work at my job, I'm always miserable there
#157 - drfreeman
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Looks a bit like this sadistic ****
#134 - kingantichrist
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(11/26/2012) [-]
For black friday, I just stayed home
#272 - joyfullreaper
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**joyfullreaper quietly asks for the video game section**   
   
worker "NO SIR THE DILDOS ARE OVER THERE!"
**joyfullreaper quietly asks for the video game section**

worker "NO SIR THE DILDOS ARE OVER THERE!"
#239 - followtheworms
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #1900796 at MLP Friendly Board ** me on black friday
#243 to #239 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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#103 - kingobscene
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(11/26/2012) [-]
#43 - occamsrazor
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Huh. Yesterday I went to Hoboken with friends and we all just wore plain blue polos with jeans and went to Best Buy and people kept coming up to us and asking questions so we misled them horribly but confidently. It was epic.
#194 - darkjustifier
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(11/27/2012) [-]
This is great, I saw the video, this guy has balls.
#203 to #194 - MythBuster
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(11/27/2012) [-]
link plz??
#205 to #203 - darkjustifier
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(11/27/2012) [-]
It's just below.
#210 to #205 - MythBuster
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(11/27/2012) [-]
it's a different video
#212 to #210 - darkjustifier
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Oh, well I'll try to find it again but I didn't save it so it may take me a bit.
#213 to #212 - MythBuster
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(11/27/2012) [-]
thanks man.. take your time
#279 to #213 - darkjustifier
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Alright I give up, I can't find it, I spent hours searching but I give up, sorry man I can't...just....*sigh*
#280 to #279 - MythBuster
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(11/27/2012) [-]
that's alright, thanks for looking :)
#178 - brettyoke
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Or that's a picture of a target employee who's doing his job.
Or that's a picture of a target employee who's doing his job.
#191 to #178 - kevinweeks
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(11/26/2012) [-]
As a former Target employee, I will point out that his name tag is completely wrong.
#192 to #178 - capslockrage
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(11/26/2012) [-]
What video is that from
#196 to #192 - brettyoke
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(11/27/2012) [-]
No clue. I have the other GIF.
No clue. I have the other GIF.
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#89 to #88 - anon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
how did he copy him if they did it on the same day... ******* idiot
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#102 to #94 - jmoneylax
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#101 to #94 - anon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
found the 5 year old...
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#105 to #101 - xxgunboysxx
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#235 to #105 - atlasandpbody
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I would hate to meet you in real life..
I would hate to meet you in real life..
#241 to #235 - xxgunboysxx
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(11/27/2012) [-]
but we have............ Mitchell!
#245 to #241 - atlasandpbody
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Martin you ******! Why would you disrupt funnyjunk with your ****?
Martin you ******! Why would you disrupt funnyjunk with your ****?
#258 to #245 - xxgunboysxx
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(11/27/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE BLOWN OUR COVER!
#84 - poutinesalad
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#47 - threenippledcousin
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(11/26/2012) [-]
he needs a slap, also what kind of sad bastard spends free time doing this.
#59 to #47 - anon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Only the most amazing person on the planet? **** your ****
#163 - PopcornOps **User deleted account**
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#116 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#120 to #116 - spacetequila
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Heard you wouldn't, faggot.
#126 to #120 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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#159 to #126 - danytheop
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(11/26/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolled a random image posted in comment #1795764 at MLP Brony Board ** BITCH THIS IS HOW EDGY I AM!
I am a pussy cat. meow~
#38 - shitfacedcracker
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I didn't know Joffrey worked at Target
#138 - vanoreo
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I work at a grocery store and there is another location near my house and I am so tempted to go to that one in uniform and see how long until they notice...
#55 - tickleshits
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