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#58 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [-]
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For Black Friday I stayed inside and schlicked like a poor person.
#117 to #58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
How about you post a video of that?
User avatar #61 to #58 - secretdestroyers (11/26/2012) [-]
Damn straight! Well, replace "shlicked" with "fapped," and yes, that describes my black friday as well.
#57 - herpdamin (11/26/2012) [-]
awwwwww yeah

no but seriously, it was kinda nifty. I'm thumbing you up.
#56 - otterbots (11/26/2012) [-]
For black friday, I dressed up as a target employee... and was actually a target employee.
For black friday, I dressed up as a target employee... and was actually a target employee.
User avatar #170 to #56 - elcreepo (11/26/2012) [-]
I feel sorry for you.

At least (hopefully) in your state it's illegal to start black friday events until 12:01 on black friday. In mine it's not illegal, so a ******* of underpaid walmart employees went on strike for having to work and deal with the massive crowds on thanksgiving.
#63 to #56 - intimeaux (11/26/2012) [-]
I, too, am a Target employee.
I, too, am a Target employee.
#55 - tickleshits (11/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#52 - pengpeng (11/26/2012) [-]
OP has no friends..
#47 - threenippledcousin (11/26/2012) [-]
he needs a slap, also what kind of sad bastard spends free time doing this.
#59 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
Only the most amazing person on the planet? **** your ****
User avatar #43 - occamsrazor (11/26/2012) [-]
Huh. Yesterday I went to Hoboken with friends and we all just wore plain blue polos with jeans and went to Best Buy and people kept coming up to us and asking questions so we misled them horribly but confidently. It was epic.
#38 - shitfacedcracker (11/26/2012) [-]
I didn't know Joffrey worked at Target
User avatar #35 - iliketires (11/26/2012) [-]
So where do you actually work then? Target?
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
Are you guys really this moronic? This exact same picture was posted last week stating that this guy looks like a character from 'Game of Thrones'. Pathetic that OP thinks he even has a friend in the first place.
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#23 - evilhomer ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
very creative....
http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=vtNTgwzt7iY
User avatar #44 to #23 - wabasha (11/26/2012) [-]
I just watched that, it was hilarious.
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#34 to #23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
I thought that was Gio Gonzalez... lol
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User avatar #27 to #22 - schmitty (11/26/2012) [-]
He does specify that its not his brother. In the beginning. When he says "my friend".
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User avatar #13 - qayokm (11/26/2012) [-]
non-amerifag here

what the hell is black friday?
#182 to #13 - jakeattack (11/26/2012) [-]
were the Friday after thanksgiving all stores have supposed extreme sales on most of their products. this causes everyone to rush to the stores which now are opening at midnight and causing havoc and long lines. the funny thing is except for clothes, many of these deals are limited offers and really not even worth all the hassle.
#40 to #13 - landerp (11/26/2012) [-]
All-American free for all. TO THE DEATH
#29 to #13 - trevanman (11/26/2012) [-]
happens in Europe as well.
check Sweden and Norway.
They had a 90% off kinda sale at the Vestby Outlet... or so I was told. I didn't check it out.
#21 to #13 - bawler (11/26/2012) [-]
Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls
User avatar #17 to #13 - roflstorm (11/26/2012) [-]
It is the one day of the year where an entire city can, and will flood a single mall looking for **** on sale.
User avatar #18 to #17 - DiabloStrawhat (11/26/2012) [-]
It's when we all go out and trample each other for the sales on things we want, a day after celebrating for the things we already have.
#112 to #18 - darknesspreading (11/26/2012) [-]
you are awesome. greatest explanation i have ever heard
User avatar #15 to #13 - responsibletim (11/26/2012) [-]
The most dreaded day of the year. People camp out side of stores for a week, waiting. Fat rednecks and ghetto black women gather by the masses and trample anyone in their sight. Soccer moms use pepper spray on people trying to get to that 2 dollar waffle maker before she can. I've seen some **** man. Be warned...
User avatar #14 to #13 - oikake (11/26/2012) [-]
It's where they round up all the ******* and sell them really cheap. It's a deal they made with the confederates to secretly keep slavery!
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
You mean for Black Friday someone's friend on Reddit dressed up as a target employee.
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2012) [-]
Is your friend a lesbian?
She looks like a lesbian.
#10 - thamuz ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
That TV. Oh I how I hate that TV.

I get so many of them where I work ><
#9 - sharpielol (11/26/2012) [-]
on black friday i was a real target employee. Not fun
User avatar #50 to #9 - dachief (11/26/2012) [-]
A veteran? I salute you.
User avatar #24 to #9 - newsmyrna (11/26/2012) [-]
Toys R US back to Back black fridays 08-09
User avatar #8 - realslimshadybaby (11/26/2012) [-]
Great story
User avatar #7 - lordlolland ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Great story bro... Would be cool if it was a bit longer and detailed... But 15 words and a pic is cool too... I guess...
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