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#129 - enlil (11/26/2012) [-]
SINGING THE GOOD FOR THE BAD IN THE AGE OF THE FALL, NOW THE ENEMY PLAYS FOR THE WHOLE ******* WORLD!
User avatar #118 - aahrg (11/26/2012) [-]
amount of chords doesn't decide whether or not a song is good..
User avatar #114 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [-]
>implying jazz has no rock influences and rock has no jazz influences
>implying every genre didn't actually derive from African slave songs
>implying all rock is just a bunch of chords
>implying jazz is always complicated
>implying there aren't any incredibly succesfull jazz musicians
>implying there isn't a balance between the two
User avatar #287 to #114 - lazypaul (11/26/2012) [-]
>Implying OP was being serious
> Implying it wasn't a joke
>Implying I'm even mad
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#194 to #123 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [-]
don't thumb him down.   
>mfw fj community
don't thumb him down.
>mfw fj community
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#198 to #195 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [-]
you're safe with me kanade
User avatar #125 to #123 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [-]
le fok fok off kande, fite me irl, do u even lift face
User avatar #139 to #125 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [-]
stop the dump pl0x
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User avatar #132 to #131 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [-]
Mr. Dijkhuis
User avatar #112 - mrhumperdoodle (11/26/2012) [-]
Everyone is here talkin about guitars, and I'm just sittin here being a drummer
#108 - fadetonigger (11/26/2012) [-]
Number of Notes/Chords/Whatever shouldn't matter, if you're successful you're successful. You may be able to play a thousand notes a second, but does it sound good?
User avatar #163 to #108 - watermelonkittie (11/26/2012) [-]
The thing is, most pop artists are succesfull, but they don't write their own songs. They only sing. And people are too dumb to realise that 20 songs they listen to have the exact same chord progression.
#103 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
The point of this post is that Jazz is **** or? Or the maker just didn't understand the difference between these two musicstyles.
> Rockers only know 3 chords
>My sides.
#96 - EpicAmiss (11/26/2012) [-]
DJENT joke ********** .
#141 to #96 - cocoadog (11/26/2012) [-]
Excuse me sir I bought my 8 string for animals as leaders. Later I realized that I couldn't play most of that crazy **** but that's not the point.
User avatar #127 to #96 - vansamen (11/26/2012) [-]
Hillarious and true!
#95 - muffinjesus (11/26/2012) [-]
lol u guys are funny
#144 to #95 - cocoadog (11/26/2012) [-]
I came.
#147 to #144 - muffinjesus (11/26/2012) [-]
enjoy the ride with us!
#148 to #147 - cocoadog (11/26/2012) [-]
I shall!
#99 to #95 - muffinjesus (11/26/2012) [-]
mfw someone thumbed down petrucci
#101 to #99 - muffinjesus (11/26/2012) [-]
inb4 thumb down every already thumbed down comment   
   
mfw i see it happen
inb4 thumb down every already thumbed down comment

mfw i see it happen
User avatar #109 to #101 - reican (11/26/2012) [-]
people just mad because they hate rock and metal because it doesn't hold enough " swag" for them
#120 to #109 - muffinjesus (11/26/2012) [-]
you my brother, got caught in the red sea of shame along with me, we shall survive with the power of awsome.
#128 to #120 - reican (11/26/2012) [-]
We shall go down with pride
#145 to #128 - muffinjesus (11/26/2012) [-]
for sure we will.
#93 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
i dont like a lot of jazz music, but i like jazz guitar. that **** is hard to play.
User avatar #90 - massdubater (11/26/2012) [-]
implying there are 3000 rational chords that exist
#111 to #90 - moorbs (11/26/2012) [-]
Actually there's thousands.. You can make your own chords and add variations to others which is what a lot of jazz guys do...

in fact. here's a book you can buy with 12,000 chords in
http://www.langtoninfo.co.uk/showitem.aspx?isbn=1585600091&loc=GBP
User avatar #121 to #111 - massdubater (11/26/2012) [-]
well I just kinda meant the only like sensible ones that people actually use like minor major diminished sustained and all that **** . usually the variations sound kind of weird and unorthodox to me
User avatar #126 to #121 - moorbs (11/26/2012) [-]
That's what Jazz is :P
It follows crazy chord theory with crazy chords haha.
User avatar #98 to #90 - enorus (11/26/2012) [-]
Implying the content was 100% serious
#88 - SaintKiller (11/26/2012) [-]
Dumb and not funny, honestly who gives a **** about a retarded post like this, really logged in and thumbed this down. I love how funnyjunk has become more junk and less funny lately. I also see most of these posts 2 or 3 days before on reddit. Also this post is ******* terrible over 600 retards tumbed this up.
#86 - nordicmike (11/26/2012) [-]
Some love for Mikael Åkerfeldt, the frontman of Opeth?
#84 - itrinx (11/26/2012) [-]
You think this is a ************* game ?
#140 to #84 - Toximan ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Buckethead was always an idol of mine
#91 to #84 - leyhoooo (11/26/2012) [-]
Ain't buckethead more heavy metal than rock?
#177 to #91 - skybluetroll (11/26/2012) [-]
He plays a variety of genres.. he can go from a lullaby to ******* death metal if he wanted to.
#452 to #177 - leyhoooo (11/27/2012) [-]
I know, that's 1 of the reasons i wouldn't call him a rock guitar player.
User avatar #432 to #177 - itrinx (11/27/2012) [-]
-I love my parents
-Botnus
User avatar #83 - vikingfaen (11/26/2012) [-]
>Implying Slash, is the spokesman for the Rock and Roll genre.
User avatar #153 to #80 - stegosaurusrah (11/26/2012) [-]
exactly
#78 - carlsagouin (11/26/2012) [-]
Except that it's false.
This is the typical caricatural **** that floods Facebook.
User avatar #77 - nucularwar (11/26/2012) [-]
"One chord is fine. Two chords is pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz."
-Lou Reed
User avatar #72 - ttotheroll (11/26/2012) [-]
Lil Wayne plays 3 chords in front of million people, is he a hardcore rocker?

To answer myself:
No, he's just a ****** who learned it from another fag, who saw a video of even another fag, doing a ripoff someone who plays guitar like a master.
User avatar #71 - goodadventures (11/26/2012) [-]
can anyone paste that lil emote face that's gaining popularity in a reply to this, thanks.
User avatar #81 to #71 - Cookiez ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
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#66 - patchei (11/26/2012) [-]
Bitch please!
User avatar #68 to #66 - holycrapimacupcake (11/26/2012) [-]
Another A7X fan?
User avatar #69 to #68 - patchei (11/26/2012) [-]
Yes, that would be me, but Synyster Gates, Slash, and Jimi Hendrix, they aren't jazz are they?
User avatar #75 to #69 - holycrapimacupcake (11/26/2012) [-]
Hendrix did some Jazz here and there.
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