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#203 - muzzlefuzzle (11/26/2012) [-]
i'll be impressed when someone can play 3,000 different chords
#201 - lulzbaus (11/26/2012) [-]
It is not what you play, it is how you play it.
#197 - fenrirwolfe (11/26/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #256 to #197 - Johnsfer (11/26/2012) [-]
**** yeah, JP
#190 - arnoldnorris (11/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#189 - froseph ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
i love how true this is!
User avatar #188 - biggrand (11/26/2012) [-]
i've been taking jazz guitar lessons for five or six months now and I can second this.
User avatar #185 - tables (11/26/2012) [-]
sad truth... i love jazz...
User avatar #184 - suckcarsonandsee (11/26/2012) [-]
I play the drums and would kill to learn how to play jazz, I only know rock which is boring as hell.
User avatar #183 - RoyalNightmare (11/26/2012) [-]
And this is when you play a few butchered notes in a Yung Joc Music Video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJrGn-U0650
#170 - tanabata (11/26/2012) [-]
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Do you even whammy lift?
User avatar #186 to #170 - dildobarbarian (11/26/2012) [-]
herman li's over the top whammys never fail to amuse me.
User avatar #165 - einhetvin (11/26/2012) [-]
Smoke on the water is basically 3 chords that make it indistinguishable, and omg i wrote that word right first try
#160 - thatmetalguy (11/26/2012) [-]
I'd like to start out by saying i love both genre's but I've always felt that rock wasn't much for the "listening" if that's how you put it but more of the feeling. You go to a rock concert to take part in it, not sit back and listen. Rock is about the energy. Jazz is more of easy listening something you go to a concert to really listen to what they may be playing. You can feel in jazz too it's just not as energetic as rock is. Rock being like hard rock or heavy metal. in 						*******					 love with Pink Floyd though
I'd like to start out by saying i love both genre's but I've always felt that rock wasn't much for the "listening" if that's how you put it but more of the feeling. You go to a rock concert to take part in it, not sit back and listen. Rock is about the energy. Jazz is more of easy listening something you go to a concert to really listen to what they may be playing. You can feel in jazz too it's just not as energetic as rock is. Rock being like hard rock or heavy metal. in ******* love with Pink Floyd though
User avatar #257 to #160 - ahj (11/26/2012) [-]
Funny you should put that picture up, as the title track to that album has only four chords and yet it is one of the greatest songs of all time. Not really related to your comment, but I thought it was relevant.
#246 to #160 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
pink floyd is the greatest band ever.
User avatar #204 to #160 - lulzbaus (11/26/2012) [-]
When I think of Jazz I think of picking a car in Forza.
#172 to #160 - legionisanon (11/26/2012) [-]
here, have a thumb
#171 to #160 - ironstrike (11/26/2012) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #157 - zwappes (11/26/2012) [-]
so i am the onlyone who knows about rusty cooley here?
User avatar #155 - joshbober (11/26/2012) [-]
>3000 chords
not possible on that guitar
**** you OP
#151 - ishimaru (11/26/2012) [-]
What's an instrument?
User avatar #182 to #151 - RoyalNightmare (11/26/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJrGn-U0650

>Watch.
>Huehuehue
>Rage (Optional)
User avatar #458 to #182 - ishimaru (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh god, he's horrible. If you're going to play bad, at least don't have to look at the damn guitar.
#224 to #182 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh my god my sides!
Oh my god my sides!
User avatar #152 to #151 - onceman (11/26/2012) [-]
He plays more instruments than most other rappers.
User avatar #337 to #152 - allmightynig (11/27/2012) [-]
multiple ***** don't count as instruments bro
User avatar #369 to #337 - onceman (11/27/2012) [-]
Lil Wayne is very openly heterosexual.
User avatar #334 to #152 - kevinweeks (11/27/2012) [-]
Flavor Flav is a musical prodigy. Lil Wayne can't even rap on time.


Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Flav#Early_life
and I've seen Lil Wayne Live
User avatar #159 to #152 - watermelonkittie (11/26/2012) [-]
Then enlighten me, which instruments does he actually play?
User avatar #162 to #159 - onceman (11/26/2012) [-]
He said he wanted to learn guitar so he would play when he had a girl over. He's not the greatest, he can barely maintain a decent riff, but I'm giving credit where credit is due and he's trying. Also he's been a fan of Nirvana since he was a child so I'm pretty sure he's pretty familiar with instruments.
#166 to #162 - lazragoon (11/26/2012) [-]
He can't play guitar. When I taught myself to play guitar at 10 I could play better.
User avatar #174 to #166 - onceman (11/26/2012) [-]
Well it's easier for a young person to learn, and you gotta understand he's not a new artist he signed his first contract 20 years ago, it's hard for a 30 year old to learn guitar when all he's done his entire life is rap.
#179 to #174 - lazragoon (11/26/2012) [-]
He's a ************************* . He could of had the best of the best to teach him, he just decided he would pick up a guitar and play, thinking it would be easy. His latest solo comprised of 3 notes, on the high e string, played off time.
User avatar #180 to #179 - onceman (11/26/2012) [-]
Well it's a rap so...
User avatar #234 to #180 - watermelonkittie (11/26/2012) [-]
That is a bad argument. Every backing track (also the basic backbone of rap) is in a key. There are 7 different notes that fit in to that key. Soloing is not that hard, but he sucks so hard at it they don't want to plug him in. Also, that guy is not allowed to call himself a musician if he can't even play a 3 note solo in synch with his track.
User avatar #164 to #162 - watermelonkittie (11/26/2012) [-]
I've seen that **** . He is not trying, he is trying to show off because he can hold a guitar. Most of the shows it isn't even plugged in. I am actually offended by that guy trying to show off with an instrument he can't play. (Fyi, I am a guitar player aswell, influenced by classical music)
User avatar #154 to #152 - ishimaru (11/26/2012) [-]
That's like looking at a pile of **** and pointing out the one little chunk that looks less like **** than all of the others. It's still **** .
User avatar #149 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Why is the Guitar Hero animation of Slash included instead of the real Slash?




I'm sure someone's gonna throw in a South Park reference.
#209 to #146 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
i think he likes the las paul
User avatar #150 to #146 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
you probably dont care, but i have the black gibson behind slash on his left, but with 3 pickups.
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User avatar #175 to #150 - radamski (11/26/2012) [-]
My dream guitar. However 2 pickups. What year?
User avatar #181 to #175 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
2003 i believe
#187 to #181 - radamski (11/26/2012) [-]
It's so beautiful
#193 to #187 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
here is a picture :3
User avatar #168 to #150 - tholomewsense (11/26/2012) [-]
how much did you pay for it?
User avatar #176 to #168 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
somewhere around £500, its an epiphone, but the exact same style as that one in the picture.
User avatar #199 to #176 - tholomewsense (11/26/2012) [-]
nice, i'm looking for a new guitar, but that's too expensive :p
User avatar #200 to #199 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
what do you have at the minute?
User avatar #213 to #200 - tholomewsense (11/26/2012) [-]
just a beginner pack guitar, called supreme. i bought it for 1 year ago to check if i liked playing guitar. i really like it though
User avatar #229 to #213 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
i would move onto something like a squire, there great guitars for a second guitar, and they are about £200 brand new, although i got mine from a friend for about £45 second hand missing some strings, have a look on eBay, that's a good place to look.
User avatar #247 to #229 - tholomewsense (11/26/2012) [-]
thanks man! that's a pretty fair price
#255 to #247 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
no problem ^^
no problem ^^
User avatar #167 to #150 - moorbs (11/26/2012) [-]
I also care. Is it a custom black beauty?
User avatar #169 to #167 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
sure is
#156 to #150 - padme (11/26/2012) [-]
I care.
#158 to #156 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
i love you
User avatar #143 - Hreidmar (11/26/2012) [-]
(Robert Fripp, Jimmy Hendrix)

But still, you have a point.
User avatar #133 - jellyman (11/26/2012) [-]
Playing a lot of chords doesn't make necessarily make you a good musician. Making the music sound good is what matters
#130 - vansamen (11/26/2012) [-]
Frontpage!    
   
Thank you my fellow musicians and funnyjunkers!    
   
(if you guys care, I'm into old school rock and blues as a guitarist) and I have much respect for jazz/jazz musicians!   
Peace and love!
Frontpage!

Thank you my fellow musicians and funnyjunkers!

(if you guys care, I'm into old school rock and blues as a guitarist) and I have much respect for jazz/jazz musicians!
Peace and love!
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