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User avatar #140 - evilanakie (11/27/2012) [-]
i guess that spider got


turned on
#139 - scantoz (11/27/2012) [-]
No one else thought it looked like Parasect? ... POKEMON ARE AMONG US!!
User avatar #143 to #139 - evilanakie (11/27/2012) [-]
parasect is based of a mushroom which infects ants kills them and makes there dead corpse go to a perfect place to start the cycle again
User avatar #146 to #143 - lospussy (11/27/2012) [-]
and then the 3rd evolution will be a grass/ghost type if it happens
User avatar #138 - evilanakie (11/27/2012) [-]
i went to the toilet lst night
did my duty
got up and face to face with a medium spider
punched that ****
now theres a dead spider trophy on my wall
also known as a redish brown patch and 3 legs
#134 - darkjustifier (11/27/2012) [-]
The one thing I actually fear and you make me double check everything for it, thanks just thanks.
#133 - thesassypig (11/27/2012) [-]
**thesassypig rolled a random image posted in comment #258 at Early Atheism ** I always hesitate to kill spiders because I feel bad for the poor lil guys..
**thesassypig rolled a random image posted in comment #258 at Early Atheism ** I always hesitate to kill spiders because I feel bad for the poor lil guys..
#132 - kuraithevision (11/27/2012) [-]
If anyone rolls an occupation...
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#124 - jzaned (11/27/2012) [-]
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#122 - xxxdemongirl (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #121 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2012) [-]
There was a spider in my bathroom a few months ago, but I still remember it honestly. It was just chilling there, starting up a web using the handle of my toothbrush-holding-mug and the corner near the bathroom mirror, and part of my wanted to crush it because of how near it was to my bathroom, but...For whatever reason, I decided to let him crash there for a while. Well, one week later...FRUIT FLY INFESTATION because my lovely but sometimes airheaded lover decided to leave a piece of old, half-eaten apple in the bathroom(don't ask me why she felt the need to bring her snack in with her and not take it out). That guy pulled his damn weight, and just a few days later, BAM, he's gone like a shadow in the wind, and nothing was left behind except for his web and a bunch of left-over fruit fly carcasses, all wrapped up.
User avatar #125 to #121 - rjgnal (11/27/2012) [-]
i find it more interesting that you havent used your cup in such a long time, a spider came along and built its house on it
User avatar #126 to #125 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2012) [-]
I use it to hold my toothbrush, not gargle. It's just an old mug.
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User avatar #118 - ilikelolz (11/27/2012) [-]
While reading this I **** you not, there happened to be a ******* spider RIGHT ******* THERE.
#117 - whitneyjasminxo (11/27/2012) [-]
i love this.
i love this.
#114 - cough (11/27/2012) [-]
I'll never understand why people hate spiders so much... Sure, they have a creepy appearance such as long pointy legs, but they kill other pests such as flies (hate those little ******* ), moths, etc for free. Give spiderbro a break.
#119 to #114 - mrblaze (11/27/2012) [-]
Well in my case I hate them because if I get bitten and it's even slightly poisonous, I'm ****** because I'm severely allergic to spiders, last time I got bit was on my ear and it swelled up so bad that the skin broke, and I had no feeling on that half of my face for over a week.

So yeah, I take no chances because most likely, I'll die next time I'm bitten.
#113 - thefatality (11/27/2012) [-]
******* spiders man...

I can't escape them no matter how far i run :|
#101 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
dude walks up to you and starts **** , you go to hit him and nope, spider-man.
User avatar #94 - mushizombie (11/26/2012) [-]
30 Hours Prior to Outbreak
There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It’s called the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider, or the “Goliath ******* Bird-Eating Spider” by those who have actually seen one.
It doesn’t eat only birds—it mostly eats rats and insects—but they still call it the “Bird-Eating Spider” because the fact that it can eat a bird is the most important thing you need to know about it. If you run across one of these things, like in your closet or crawling out of your bowl of soup, the first thing somebody will say is, “Watch it, man, that thing can eat a goddamned bird.”
User avatar #95 to #94 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath ******* Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it “sir” because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath ******* Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay.
I’ve seen one of those things in person, at a zoo when I was in high school. I was fifteen, my face breaking out in acne and getting fatter by the day, staring open-mouthed at this monster pawing at the glass wall of its cage. Big as both of my hands. The guys around me were giggling and punching each other in the arm and some girl was squealing behind me.
User avatar #96 to #95 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
But I didn’t make a sound. I couldn’t. There was nothing but a pane of glass between me and that thing. For months after, I’d watch the dark corners of my bedroom at night, for hairy legs as thick as a finger poking out from behind a stack of comic books and video game magazines. I imagined—no, expected—to find strands of spiderweb as thick as fishing line in my closet, bulging with clumps of half-eaten sparrows. Or spider droppings in my shoes, the little turds laced with bits of feather. Or piles of pink eggs, yolked with baby spiders already the size of golf balls. And even now, ten years later and at the age of twenty-five, I still glance between the sheets at night before pushing my legs in, some part of my subconscious still looking for the huge spider crouching in the shadows.
I bring this up because the Goliath was the first thing that popped into my mind when I woke up with something in my bed, biting my leg.
User avatar #105 to #96 - fyffynthoth (11/27/2012) [-]
That's ******* terrifying.
User avatar #104 to #96 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
**** ***** , what was it then?
#108 to #104 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
it was a centipede, monster crabish thing the size of a small dog, that lays eggs in people and controls them from the inside.
it was a centipede, monster crabish thing the size of a small dog, that lays eggs in people and controls them from the inside.
#164 to #108 - greenthegunstar (11/27/2012) [-]
You think a ******* centipede is better than a spider!? OH LAWD I'd **** myself.
User avatar #193 to #164 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
its not really a spice or a centipede D: its hard to explain. i mean the thing has tons of legs and a human tongue D:
User avatar #111 to #108 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
******* hate those little ***** . killed one in my bed the other day too. always check before sleep. always.
#112 to #111 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
yeah seriously. those bastards are nasty D:
yeah seriously. those bastards are nasty D:

#129 to #92 - namseal (11/27/2012) [-]
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#128 to #92 - HungreeRooster (11/27/2012) [-]
Decisions decisions...
#98 to #92 - ricerca (11/27/2012) [-]
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#137 to #136 - ricerca (11/27/2012) [-]
Is this better?
Is this better?
#89 - shitflippingpattie (11/26/2012) [-]
Spiderbro ;-:
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#127 to #89 - marrrty (11/27/2012) [-]
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#91 to #89 - linktheherooftime (11/26/2012) [-]
Never forget
#83 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
I wonder what would happen if Funnyjunk watched Eight Legged Freaks.
I wonder what would happen if Funnyjunk watched Eight Legged Freaks.
User avatar #115 to #83 - ixcarnifexxi (11/27/2012) [-]
That movie's not that scary, it's pretty funny. I'm a pretty big arachnaphobe when it comes to huge spiders <- but that movie's just bad :p
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