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#157 - youxbarstard ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I look at the whole 2012 world end ******** like this.
Either it doesn't happen and I'll still just be sitting here at my computer drinking what will most likely be my last can of demon energy for the day and continue to not care.
OR
It happens and that last can of demon energy for the day will be my last can for the rest of my life and then I'll be dead in which case I won't be able to care.

Either way, I won't care.
User avatar #140 - masterbob (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
none of these happened though, so you cant say you survived them. I survived the death stars attack on alderaan. i also survived the holocaust.
User avatar #150 to #146 - masterbob (11/26/2012) [-]
but they never happened. was the y2k bug real, even though it never occurred?
#100 - fourthusername (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me so much of a Halo 2 commercial:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27lOREuMG4w
On an unrelated note, Halo commercials might just be the best line of advertising for anything
#71 - Moar (11/26/2012) [-]
The "supposed" dangerous things you have survived.
The "supposed" dangerous things you have survived.
#7 - skeedskis (11/26/2012) [-]
what if the antichrist was born on 06/06/06 and hasn't grown up yet?
#266 - ajag (11/27/2012) [-]
**ajag rolled a random image posted in comment #129208 at Pokemon ** this is who will end the world.
#228 - esdiorguthre (11/27/2012) [-]
what is this rapture of which you speak
what is this rapture of which you speak
#210 - tyroneisanigger (11/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I bet there will be suicides on December 22, idiots thinking the world will end.
User avatar #207 - hadrian (11/27/2012) [-]
I've survived this post before.
User avatar #205 - smellmyfaceforswag (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**smellmyfaceforswag rolled user genderbenderman **What I **** when the world is about to die.
#204 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The mayans never said anything about the world coming to an end in 2012....
User avatar #208 to #204 - tomorrowsnightmare (11/27/2012) [-]
The Mayans didn't account for Leap years either so the world should have ended months or years ago.
User avatar #195 - burningsmurfs (11/27/2012) [-]
I got tired of hearing my gf ask about the Mayan 2012 thing so I just told her that just happened to be when they said, "well, we are far enough ahead on our calendar making let's take a break". She believes it, I was relieved but now I contemplate will our kids be nimrods as well?
#187 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
when did people say the rapture happened?
User avatar #211 to #187 - stanleys (11/27/2012) [-]
I think it was in may of last year or something like that
User avatar #147 - jokerjack (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh **** . **** **** **** . I just bought plane tickets home for Dec 21st. I'm so ******* screwed, never even realized it.


Not because of the actual apocalypse, but because some people will be just that much dumber than they already are in a busy airport terminal. Dammit.
User avatar #137 - supername (11/26/2012) [-]
I've survived this repost.
User avatar #133 - lawlfailwinepic (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**lawlfailwinepic rolls 8,016** What year the world will end.
User avatar #109 - bannedfartoooften (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Because I love to ruin **** with my vast expanses of knowledge:
First of all, the Mayans would have celebrated that date as a holiday. Second of all, back then they didn't have leap years, so technically the world ended about 7 months ago.
User avatar #105 - atomicsnowball (11/26/2012) [-]
Anyone else here going out on December 22nd and finding the first person with a "The End Is Near" sign.....and kicking them square in the balls/cunt?
User avatar #58 - asleepyplatypus (11/26/2012) [-]
Discover magazine had a good point on this matter.
The article was on "20 things you didn't know about the apocalypse"
It said(this is paraphrasing a bit) "the myan calendar does not say that the world will end on December 21, 2012. That is the day that their long-count calendar is set to roll over, much like the gregorian year 1000
#34 - negr (11/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
well the 666 and rapture stuff shouldnt be on there since christianity isnt real
#40 to #39 - negr (11/26/2012) [-]
i read the abridged version for children so i guess i missed most of the ******** . i personally dont think religion should be a part of anybody's lives because theres no point. the point of life is to do things not lie to yourself about what happens after death or how the universe started. curiousity should lead our lives, we need to strive for the things we do not understand
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