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#235 - chewythewolftwo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I'm going to find some rich ************ with a Corvette or something who believes the world will end, and the day before the "rapture" doesn't actually hit, I'm going to convince him that I want to have something cool before we all die. He'll transfer the papers over to me (assuming I can convince him that matters enough to do it) and then when we don't die, I'll have a nice fancy sportscar.
I'm seriously going to try this.
#279 to #235 - CrazyPsycho
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Good luck... most of the rich bastards want to be burned with their money im sure
#188 - maskedhippo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
The 21st is the last day of school before christmas break for us. It's going to be epic.
#196 to #188 - zackiscool
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(11/27/2012) [-]
same here
#140 - masterbob
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(11/26/2012) [-]
none of these happened though, so you cant say you survived them. I survived the death stars attack on alderaan. i also survived the holocaust.
#141 to #140 - mcstorms
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(11/26/2012) [-]
You werent there for the first one though
#145 to #141 - masterbob
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(11/26/2012) [-]
it is also non existent, thats the point.
#146 to #145 - mcstorms
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(11/26/2012) [-]
But the things he listed did exist
#150 to #146 - masterbob
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(11/26/2012) [-]
but they never happened. was the y2k bug real, even though it never occurred?
#87 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
technicly  there are various predictions for this, the end, the big change, and nothing    
what some believe is its the end but you can't predict the end so its said in some religions, others  believe its just a massive change or another golden age for tech, all the people tired of this **** just believe its another day,   
   
i believe that all this is kinda ****** up cause my ex's  birthday is december 20th,   
   
it'll suck for those who have it on the 21st , "yeah happy bdaAAAAAA WHAT THE **** IS THAT!"
technicly there are various predictions for this, the end, the big change, and nothing
what some believe is its the end but you can't predict the end so its said in some religions, others believe its just a massive change or another golden age for tech, all the people tired of this **** just believe its another day,

i believe that all this is kinda ****** up cause my ex's birthday is december 20th,

it'll suck for those who have it on the 21st , "yeah happy bdaAAAAAA WHAT THE **** IS THAT!"
#92 to #87 - LEDEL
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I want it to be when we find mass relays.


That would be SO cool.
#94 to #92 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
but dude.... then we would be stuck with bioware dialogues
but dude.... then we would be stuck with bioware dialogues
#98 to #94 - LEDEL
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(11/26/2012) [-]
but i want asari prostitutes.

I'd do a lot for an asari prostitute.
#102 to #98 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
all the sudden
#104 to #102 - LEDEL
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(11/26/2012) [-]
man,why'd you do that.

she'd give a Nasty blowjob.
#108 to #104 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
reapers enhanced her mind powers ever see that movie where this like 500 pound chick seems skinny to this one dude cause of a curse? imagine her doing that to you
reapers enhanced her mind powers ever see that movie where this like 500 pound chick seems skinny to this one dude cause of a curse? imagine her doing that to you
#110 to #108 - LEDEL
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(11/26/2012) [-]
in that case, i really don't think i'd mind.

man, asari are so hot.

do i have a problem?
#114 to #110 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
its wantus ******** assarus i'm sorry its terminal
its wantus ******** assarus i'm sorry its terminal
#121 to #114 - LEDEL
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(11/26/2012) [-]
clinically diagnosed happiness.
#90 to #87 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
i don't care about thumbs but tell me what you guys think
#96 to #90 - jickya
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Personally, I think aliens are going to come down but not to fight. They will finally come back to earth and reveal themselves to modern humans. The mayans have a system for keeping track of time and they have these huge cycles that last 56,000 years. (I think) Anyway, this cycle will end on december 21. However, I dont think he are all going to die because the Mayans just believed the cycles signify the beginning and end of worlds but not physically gone. If aliens do come in peace, then that will signify a whole new era of human advancement and knowledge.
#103 to #96 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
that is if theres no miscommunication by saying this your hoping they have a universal rosetta stone in which they can translate into and out from their language
that is if theres no miscommunication by saying this your hoping they have a universal rosetta stone in which they can translate into and out from their language
#91 to #90 - doctadeathbench
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I wishing for a good ol' zombie outbreak
#93 to #91 - reaperslayer
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(11/26/2012) [-]
how bout a classy zombie outbreak where everyone wears a suit and tophat
#95 to #93 - doctadeathbench
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(11/26/2012) [-]
and losta money
#7 - skeedskis
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(11/26/2012) [-]
what if the antichrist was born on 06/06/06 and hasn't grown up yet?
#266 - ajag
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**ajag rolled a random image posted in comment #129208 at Pokemon ** this is who will end the world.
#228 - esdiorguthre
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(11/27/2012) [-]
what is this rapture of which you speak
what is this rapture of which you speak
#217 - MrSmurf
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(11/27/2012) [-]
According to Wikipedia, 2012 will be the 44th apocalyptic prediction I have survived. I'm 17.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
#210 - tyroneisanigger
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I bet there will be suicides on December 22, idiots thinking the world will end.
#212 to #210 - MrSmurf
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That's the day after the world will end.. I don't think people would be depressed on that day.
#213 to #212 - tyroneisanigger
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Jesus christ, December 21 then.
#215 to #210 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Why would you commit suicide if the world is ending anyways?
#231 to #215 - kyrill ONLINE
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(11/27/2012) [-]
cause some people are scared of the way it happens. they don't want to see it unfold
#232 to #231 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
....That's so foolish! I wouldn't want to spend the rest of the afterlife just ******* wondering!
#207 - hadrian
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I've survived this post before.
#205 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**smellmyfaceforswag rolled user genderbenderman **What I **** when the world is about to die.
#277 to #205 - genderbenderman
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Ooooh Lala
#204 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
The mayans never said anything about the world coming to an end in 2012....
#208 to #204 - tomorrowsnightmare
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(11/27/2012) [-]
The Mayans didn't account for Leap years either so the world should have ended months or years ago.
#225 to #208 - thesassypig
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I heard they used the moon cycles, so leap years wouldn't have affected it anyways.
#230 to #208 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You do realize that that was already taken into account when the date was taken from the calender.
#195 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I got tired of hearing my gf ask about the Mayan 2012 thing so I just told her that just happened to be when they said, "well, we are far enough ahead on our calendar making let's take a break". She believes it, I was relieved but now I contemplate will our kids be nimrods as well?
#187 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
when did people say the rapture happened?
#211 to #187 - stanleys
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I think it was in may of last year or something like that
#147 - jokerjack
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Oh ****. **** **** ****. I just bought plane tickets home for Dec 21st. I'm so ******* screwed, never even realized it.


Not because of the actual apocalypse, but because some people will be just that much dumber than they already are in a busy airport terminal. Dammit.
#137 - supername ONLINE
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I've survived this repost.
#109 - bannedfartoooften
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Because I love to ruin **** with my vast expanses of knowledge:
First of all, the Mayans would have celebrated that date as a holiday. Second of all, back then they didn't have leap years, so technically the world ended about 7 months ago.
#113 to #109 - beepboopbingslam
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I'm not saying I think the world will end, but we took leap years into consideration when we translated it across
#223 to #109 - xxxdemongirl
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Finally someone understands about the Mayan holidays. I was beginning to think I was surrounded by idiots.
Finally someone understands about the Mayan holidays. I was beginning to think I was surrounded by idiots.
#105 - atomicsnowball
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Anyone else here going out on December 22nd and finding the first person with a "The End Is Near" sign.....and kicking them square in the balls/cunt?
#58 - asleepyplatypus
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Discover magazine had a good point on this matter.
The article was on "20 things you didn't know about the apocalypse"
It said(this is paraphrasing a bit) "the myan calendar does not say that the world will end on December 21, 2012. That is the day that their long-count calendar is set to roll over, much like the gregorian year 1000
#34 - negr
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(11/26/2012) [-]
well the 666 and rapture stuff shouldnt be on there since christianity isnt real
#36 to #34 - CallMeCrisco
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(11/26/2012) [-]
And the millennium bug and the Planetary Alignment doomsday are real...? Stop being an asshole atheist and just keep your retarded thoughts to yourself, you make the rest of us look bad.
#38 to #36 - negr
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(11/26/2012) [-]
i didnt say they werent. i just thought those two were the silliest because the guy who predicted the rapture was a joke and 6/6/2006 is just the devils number. the devil is like the nicest guy in the bible, he created critical thinking apparently and didnt kill anybody
#39 to #38 - CallMeCrisco
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Satan did kill people. Just not nearly in the numbers god did.
#40 to #39 - negr
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(11/26/2012) [-]
i read the abridged version for children so i guess i missed most of the ********. i personally dont think religion should be a part of anybody's lives because theres no point. the point of life is to do things not lie to yourself about what happens after death or how the universe started. curiousity should lead our lives, we need to strive for the things we do not understand
#41 to #40 - CallMeCrisco
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Well, that's your opinion. I think the entire point in life is to be happy. And if that means lying to yourself about what happens in the afterlife, go for it.
#43 to #41 - negr
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(11/26/2012) [-]
it causes one more thing to be prejudiced about, that leads to a retarding of the advancement of society
#44 to #43 - CallMeCrisco
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I think that everyone has a right to believe what they want so long as they don't bother any one else doing it. But saying there should be no belief is just silly.
#45 to #44 - negr
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(11/26/2012) [-]
why not? im saying people should throw out the idea of an afterlife. the only problem is religion is still causing problems as you can clearly see in Israel and Palestine. they have had disputes for thousands of years.
#52 to #45 - tripleseven
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(11/26/2012) [-]
way to take cheap shots at religion. so cool
#46 to #45 - CallMeCrisco
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Because every human as a right to think what they want so long as they're not hurting others. Not all believers cause societal harm, and not all atheists help society progress.

You saying that everyone should give up belief is just as bad as a christian saying everyone should be christian. Congrats, you're no better than the crazy, preachy types.

Besides, a lot of what is wrong in the middle east has to do with people in charger pushing the ideals. it's not the religion itself that causes it, but bad people in a place of power. Propaganda man. It's not a dead art form.
#89 to #46 - negr
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(11/26/2012) [-]
the middle east used to be one of the leaders in science and mathematics until a man started to preach that science is an evil. the arabs invented algebra among other things