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User avatar #22 - tannertheguy (11/26/2012) [-]
stepping on sweatpants zippers.
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User avatar #55 to #15 - robodarkvision (11/26/2012) [-]
i don't get it
User avatar #56 to #55 - thisotherdude (11/27/2012) [-]
Zero from Borderlands 2, he always speaks in haiku's.
User avatar #85 to #56 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
I havent played BL2... I thought zero never spoke
User avatar #86 to #85 - thisotherdude (11/27/2012) [-]
He actually speaks quite a bit.
User avatar #89 to #86 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
I read a few articles about it before it came out and it always said that zero was going to be "mysterious, nobody knowing its gender and only communicating through emoticon holograms on his helmet"
User avatar #92 to #89 - thisotherdude (11/27/2012) [-]
He's mysterious but sure as hell not silent, here's a few in-game quotes:

"I say, boom biatch! / That's what you get for messing / With the assassin"

"Oh, what?! Yeah, what, bitch?! / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?"

"What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?"
User avatar #93 to #92 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Now I want the game even more

oh my god I wish my PC could run it
#61 to #56 - robodarkvision (11/27/2012) [-]
**robodarkvision rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Launch Cadence! ** Oh thank you here have this roll
#58 to #56 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
I noticed he would NEVER shut up, but I never realized it was haiku's. I'll have to listen next time I play.
User avatar #67 to #58 - wallbuilder (11/27/2012) [-]
I disappear
A ghost amidst the combat
Preparing to strike

- Zer0
User avatar #70 to #67 - crazehtoast (11/27/2012) [-]
That's really interdasting.
User avatar #74 to #70 - wallbuilder (11/27/2012) [-]
Interest you claim
But is it really so
I remain skeptic

~ Wallbuilder
#14 - cocoadog (11/26/2012) [-]
I feel the need to drop a beat behind " ************* **** ow ow". That would be catchy as hell.
#13 - warbek (11/26/2012) [-]
lego isn't that bad. try stepping on one of these.
#71 to #13 - harryscene (11/27/2012) [-]
I don't ******* know why, but I have a reflex that makes me drop to the floor like a black woman's ass at a malt liquor party when I come into contact with those painful ******* .
#60 to #13 - mickeymaufive (11/27/2012) [-]
The worst thing about being British is stepping on our damn plugs and its landmine properties.
#37 to #13 - ghustla (11/26/2012) [-]
GOD DAMMIT I HATE THOSE GOD DAMN THE PAIN
GOD DAMMIT I HATE THOSE GOD DAMN THE PAIN
#9 - Kirbyman ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Men beg for mercy
and earth will shake in terror
Legos were spilled.
User avatar #11 to #9 - chubberbrother (11/26/2012) [-]
Last line is only 4 syllables ******** .
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#8 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
upside down book of staples. Took 12 hours of surgery.
#7 - robotrone (11/26/2012) [-]
i once stepped on something quite sharp, i only assumed it was a lego until i lifted up my foot and found a nail sticking out of it
i once stepped on something quite sharp, i only assumed it was a lego until i lifted up my foot and found a nail sticking out of it
#5 - Her (11/26/2012) [-]
I just died.
I just died.
User avatar #4 - dementedllama (11/26/2012) [-]
My old dog used to sleep on the pile of legos I left on my floor when I was too lazy to pick them up.
User avatar #2 - lordlolland (11/26/2012) [-]
Why do everyone think stepping on a piece of Lego is so bad?
I have done it tons of times and I hardly feel anything when I step on them.
Of course, I am from the land of Lego, so I might have some sort of genetic immunity.
User avatar #80 to #2 - joeledo (11/27/2012) [-]
You must lift...
User avatar #30 to #2 - stumphyjr (11/26/2012) [-]
Definitely thought this was a haiku because of the 3 lines. I actually counted out the syllables...

...I'm retarded...
#25 to #2 - herpaherp (11/26/2012) [-]
mfw people say stepping on legos hurt.
User avatar #12 to #2 - iloverapingmen (11/26/2012) [-]
Because that was 3 lines, I thought it was supposed to be a haiku, and I was gonna call you out on the syllables.

Then I realized I'm a ******* dumbass
User avatar #3 to #2 - trollwoopnazi (11/26/2012) [-]
Try stepping on one of the ************* blades from bionicles
**** was painful
User avatar #6 to #3 - anonywolftroll (11/26/2012) [-]
**** yes, Bionicles. Best, but also most painful toys ever.
User avatar #17 to #6 - trojanmannn (11/26/2012) [-]
I had this bionicle scorpion thing, and along the whole long stinger thing, there were 2 inch metal spikes, and by brother left one in my closet when he was 10 and I was 5 and I stepped on it. Went through the side of my foot.
#49 to #17 - crispytg ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
i bet that was soo long 5 weeks ago.
User avatar #57 to #49 - trojanmannn (11/27/2012) [-]
It was actually 11 years ago champ
#1 - silverrainbow (11/26/2012) [-]
Beautiful.
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