>Last night
>Super tired
>Go to bed at 7:00 P.M.
>Wake up at 12:00 A.M. on the dot
>Only 5 hours of sleep
>Unable to go back to sleep
>Have to take a test at college at 10:00 A.M.

> Alarm goes off at 6:30am
> Hit sleep.
> Hit sleep.
> Hit sleep.
> Get out of bed 40 mins later
> Missed the bus
> Realise it's a public holiday
> MFW

>wake up on weekend
>3 o'clock, dark outside
>"that's odd, i feel like i'd sleep for 10 hours"
>remember i live in Finland in the fucking north pole
>it's 3 in the afternoon and the sun has already set
>oh well

> Be me
> Go to sleep at 11PM
> Still a sleep at 2:38AM
> Wake up at 9AM
> Fuck your stories

> Be at uni
> Live in old building, fire alarm triggered very easily
> Alarm goes off, still dark, whole building evacuated
> Twenty minutes later, allowed back into building
> Ah well, might as well go to library before my 10:00am lecture
> Dress, arrive at library
> Wait, what the fuck time is it?
> 3:30am
> Dinkleberg.

Best fucking feeling ever

It's 2:38 and I've yet to go to bed...

>Be me
> Wake up at 2:38
>Late for midnight shift
>FML

>Be me
>Wake up at 2:38 in bed (decided I wanted to be in bed around midnight or whatever)
>Look at clock realizing it's still early.
>Go back to sleep.
>Wake up in panic at 6:30 scared to miss bus.
>Realize I'm on Thanksgiving vacation.
>Realize I'm also in college and my earliest class used to be 8:30, now is 1 PM.
>Need new sheets from pissing bed in fear.

BACK TO BED!

MFW

>Exhausting day
>Fall asleep at like 8pm
>Have epic dream about being a gladiator
>Wake up to my mom shaking me
>MFW

>be asleep in bed
>wake up thinking its morning
>check clock
>2:38am
>godyes.jpg
>go back to sleep
>wake up 5 minutes later
>check clock again
>7:55am
>mfw I time travel in my sleep