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#517 - ilikecheerios
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Mmmm...funny up until the last one with the get well card. Isn't that similar to girls saying that all guys are douche bags? The jokes are funny, the hypocrisy is unnecessary.
Mmmm...funny up until the last one with the get well card. Isn't that similar to girls saying that all guys are douche bags? The jokes are funny, the hypocrisy is unnecessary.
#516 - chocopockey
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(11/26/2012) [-]
That thing about liking a guy and doing nothing about it is so true.
Well, until I know for sure the guy likes me, it's almost like I pretend I *don't* like him. If he talks to me I'll talk to him for sure, but I'm shy when it comes to that.
Something I hope to get over soon! :)
#556 to #516 - daytoday **User deleted account**
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#605 to #556 - chocopockey
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(11/26/2012) [-]
True, true. But some people are just really obvious. My coworker isn't shy at all when it comes to that. If she likes a guy, he'll know for sure.
#511 - tredbear
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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boy, you guys are all awesome, such interesting comments!
#503 - SgtBaha
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#502 - deathrinderalta
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(11/26/2012) [-]
why the **** are all the numbers sideways/upside down
#504 to #502 - SgtBaha
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Just noticed that.
At least 1 is fine.
#497 - mrhammonds
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#510 to #497 - tredbear
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#496 - anaphase
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(11/26/2012) [-]
To be fair, men do the on sale thing too.

Yesterday I went to the hardware shop looking for a hatchet and I came back with a car full off **** I'll never need (including fencing palings that don't even match my fence. My reasoning was that "I might want to make a gate someday") because they were having a sale.

#494 - thelordpopsecret
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(11/26/2012) [-]
#491 - playcolt
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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Sometimes women can be forward about liking a guy.
#746 to #491 - supermandan
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(11/27/2012) [-]
What is this from?
#505 to #491 - darkmagicmge
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(11/26/2012) [-]
so true... I kinda want to be ****** and chucked by a woman though
#488 - ladybabushka
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Why we do what we do is still beyond me.
Why we do what we do is still beyond me.
#483 - katypower
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Brother gets dumped by girlfriend for (Insert classic dream **** here)
Girlfriend said he shouls of calculated his ****.
hfw
#477 - anon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"i don't need any of this ****, but it's on sale!"
sounds more like steam logic to me...
#471 - sailorstarsun
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(11/26/2012) [-]
#468 - idoliam
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(11/26/2012) [-]
This makes me feel like a very...manly woman.
#495 to #468 - blacksheeps
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Same hereee
#498 to #495 - idoliam
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Honestly, I can comprehend the minds of other women. Especially women like the ones in the post. I'm on a totally different page.
#499 to #498 - idoliam
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(11/26/2012) [-]
*can't
#461 - yesiambetter
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(11/26/2012) [-]
One time one of friends ran up to me and smacked me in the face. When i asked her what the hell she was doing she said that it was because I didn't kiss her in a dream she had. Women Logic.
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#519 to #461 - chocopockey
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Did you kiss her right then?
#544 to #519 - yesiambetter
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(11/26/2012) [-]
No. I wanted to, but I'm way to beta to do something like that.
#550 to #544 - chocopockey
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Awww :( That would've been bawse! But think of it this way - if she told you this, it's a green light to kiss her when the next opportunity presents itself, hm?
#555 to #550 - yesiambetter
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I've never thought of it that way. And that's great because (and you probably aren't going to believe this) she's a 10/10 and is a model.
#606 to #555 - chocopockey
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Go forth with my blessings!
#458 - fimo
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I agree w/ all of these, but not the one about us not giving guys a clue we like them, I mean there **** clues like batting our eyes when they walk near, and laugh at there jokes even if they suck, but still.
#478 to #458 - katypower
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(11/26/2012) [-]
As a girl who has been around guys way to long, I ended out knowing their logic... And it's logical.
They don't see detail.
#484 to #478 - fimo
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(11/26/2012) [-]
that explains it!
#486 to #484 - katypower
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(11/26/2012) [-]
That even explains why they don't care for makeup....
They don't see what you need to touch up. Unless you're one of those girly lesbians...
THEN detail is important.
#489 to #486 - fimo
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(11/26/2012) [-]
i know!
#444 - hystericalparoxysm
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(11/26/2012) [-]
This is an honest question, if a girl likes a guy what should she say to him? I have a huge crush on a guy and I'm not exactly the flirty type, but I'm not going to be like "I like you." Is there a subtle but...obvious I guess? way to say it? I have no experience with relationships and crushes and ****.
#530 to #444 - anon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Make him something with bacon and get him drunk. He will then confess his unconditional love. If this fails, he might be gay.

Dudes love Alcohol and Bacon. And i know! cause im a frikkin dude.
Your welcome.
#512 to #444 - lostinthemusic
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Probably just try to spend time with him. Give him whatever hints you want. Ex: lots of smiling at him, try to massage his ego with compliments, try to make physical contact (nothing too serious, just playful. like a poke in the side). And if he doesn't take the hint then you should probably just straight up tell him.
#452 to #444 - elitefourkoga
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I'd much rather prefer if a girl came up to me and said "i like you" rather then leaving me hints and confusing me.
#457 to #452 - pukingrainbows
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sure that works both ways.
#450 to #444 - Natendragon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"I'd like to spend some more time with you."

-OR-

"Get naked, it's time to sex."

We prefer the latter.
#456 to #450 - pukingrainbows
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I thought we hated sluts, or is that only when they don't have sex with us?
#464 to #456 - Natendragon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
We hate sluts with slut personalities. A down-to-Earth girl who is down to get down would be ******* perfect.
#465 to #464 - pukingrainbows
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(11/26/2012) [-]
A slut personality? What's that, willing to just **** guys at random?
#469 to #465 - Natendragon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Exactly. "Oh, he's moderately cute. I'mma' **** him. Ooh! That guy is cute too! Maybe I can get a threeso-OH MY GOD HE'S PUERTO RICAN! Four-waaay!"

It's that **** that most of us hate. A girl who is willing to ****, but not everybody is something I want.
#473 to #469 - pukingrainbows
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Sounds like what you're asking her to do. Go up to a guy she thinks is cute and have sex with him just to get his attention.
#509 to #473 - lostinthemusic
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(11/26/2012) [-]
There was a saying that better explains it.
I think it was something like "A lady is public, a beast in private."
That's not it exactly but it gives the idea. A girl who has enough respect for herself to not flash her goods everywhere and give it up for everyone, but, when she is with a guy she likes she isn't afraid to show it strongly.
This also means she has to be smart enough to know when to decide to be a lady and when to show affection. She would flirt with the boy she likes, not with everyone.
"Slut personalities" apply to those who seem to not know what they want so they flirt with everyone.
#481 to #473 - Natendragon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
...It was an attempt to be funny. But, obviously, it's flown way ******* over your head.

I apologize for my sense of humor causing you such distress.
#442 - critique
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(11/26/2012) [-]
So I check the comments and I see there are a lot of people actually being respectful towards both genders, and everyone seems to be getting along.   
This is a miracle.   
I love you guys.
So I check the comments and I see there are a lot of people actually being respectful towards both genders, and everyone seems to be getting along.
This is a miracle.
I love you guys.
#445 to #442 - walkingdisaster
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(11/26/2012) [-]
**** you
#455 to #445 - belosmashing
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#449 to #445 - critique
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#432 - Wartottle
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(11/26/2012) [-]
um the thing about sales, just think about us men and steam sales
#436 to #432 - snakefire
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I only bought one thing because I've been wanting it

speak for yourself
#439 to #436 - Wartottle
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(11/26/2012) [-]
a friend of mine is notorious for it, more than half of his library he doesn't have on his computer cause hes like "its a good price, i'll try it some day"
#513 to #439 - mrsirandsir
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(11/26/2012) [-]
You should get him to re-buy some of those games because he doesn't know he has em from having so many games, and them have him gift em to you.
#430 - caaaaarrrllll
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(11/26/2012) [-]
dont get me wrong, sometimes when my girl does this **** i just wanna go chris brown on her ass