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#147 - yojo (11/26/2012) [-]
YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THE SYSTEM
User avatar #198 to #147 - hydrotos (11/26/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
#145 - nascarfansmitty (11/26/2012) [-]
oh the tension
oh the tension
#138 - ragingdrunk (11/26/2012) [-]
This always works for me
#132 - crazyapachepilot (11/26/2012) [-]
<mfw she starts to cum
User avatar #131 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
'buckets'
I find this extremely offensive to me.
#130 - tickleshits (11/26/2012) [-]
BROOOOOOO
BROOOOOOO
#128 - romestarhunner (11/26/2012) [-]
Then tell her you Skittum Bottom.
#125 - eatchickendaily (11/26/2012) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at grumpy frog ** MFW description
#124 - ohemgeezus (11/26/2012) [-]
-grab her waist
-pull her closer to your body
-look into her eyes
-look at her lips while biting yours(lol gay)
-look back at her eyes again
-grab her face gently
-then slowly lean in and whisper, "Omelette du fromage"

congrats, you just made girls around the world wetter than a beautiful watermelon at Niagra Falls
#143 to #124 - Pacboy (11/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #136 to #124 - puut (11/26/2012) [-]
Yes I would like an omelet.
#123 - yusay ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
I think this is one of the only "Do you lift" jokes I've ever laughed at
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User avatar #82 - anonythegame (11/26/2012) [-]
that is so ******* emo
User avatar #81 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Hey FJ, i know this is not exactly the place to ask, but I have actually had a little trouble with this. Recently, I started going out with a girl, my first real girlfriend. We've been dating for a little over a month now, and I have wanted to take it slow. I'm not one of those people who just goes for girls to **** em. However, I think it's time to step it up a wee bit in our relationship and I really want to kiss her. Any ways that I can bring it up and, for lack of a better term, make it happen.

A few things to keep in mind
> We are only sixteen
> I have no intentions of anything sexual
> This is my only time every having a relationship, no idea what the **** I'm doing
> She has hinted at wanting to kiss before
>inb4 OP doesn't have a gf
>inb4 OP's gay
>inb4 OP can't inb4

tl;dr HALP
User avatar #225 to #81 - sausageparty (11/26/2012) [-]
"I have no intentions of anything sexual" Why not?
User avatar #314 to #225 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Because I don't want to end up like a lot of retarded teenage couples. When you do stuff too early, you have nothing to look forward to and I feel like that causes relationships to end faster. I have morals as well, and kinda don't believe in too much stuff when you're too young.
User avatar #364 to #314 - sausageparty (11/26/2012) [-]
Well that's your choice and that's fine. Personally I see sex as a natural part of a healthy relationship, and 16 isn't too young to have sex at all. I don't know what your reasons for having this belief really is (religion, upbringing, culture) or whether there even is a certain reason for it other than just not wanting to. Of course you should do what you want. I just don't hope that you're "holding back" because of some moral belief system imposed on you through your upbringing.

Unfortunately popular western culture has grown a tendency of being overprotecting of young people when it comes to sexuality, often resulting only in more taboo and obscurity around the subject and actually creating a counter reaction increasing the problems that they were trying to protect against in the first place such as teenage pregnancy or STDs.
It amuses me how people in western society in general tends to let the social and cultural standards of the past approximately 100 years define their idea of what is natural for a species that has existed for a couple of 100 thousand years and have measurably had the same behavioural patterns and instincts for the past approximately 50 000 years. You don't even have to look very far back in history before seeing complete normality of marriage at the age of 13-14 for females. Of course I'm not trying to advocate that people should marry at the age of 14 in a modern society, but I do try to advocate that seeing sexuality among legal minors as sick or unnatural is absolutely ridiculous.

Sorry for the rant
#141 to #81 - huntergriff ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
>Entice her with carrots
>once she's enticed by said carrots, ask her to hang out, perhaps go for a cup of coffee
>Sit outside at a table, and talk to her about her day
>have a couple of homeless people wearing ski masks (that you bought for them) come out of nowhere and have them attempt to mug her.
>Fight said homeless people off with your magical crotch lasers.
>???????
>Profit

Pic relevant because YFW.
User avatar #137 to #81 - littlepolski (11/26/2012) [-]
Try and engineer a tender/cute moment by doing something like giving her a bigger hug when cuddling or something along those lines and kissing her softly on the cheek, she'll probably look up all happy and stuff, at that point move in for the kiss.
#135 to #81 - Myfoot (11/26/2012) [-]
I know how you feel bro, I remember my first girlfriend. My problem was I always over thought everything, and then I'd get all awkward and freeze up because of it. Just do it, she clearly wants you to kiss her. I know it doesn't seem that simple, but it really is. Don't over think it. If you need to build yourself up to it, start by kissing her on the cheek, and then just go with it.
User avatar #118 to #81 - WootBoot (11/26/2012) [-]
I know how you feel man, i started dating my first gf around 2 months ago and it took me soo long to kiss her. Just lock eyes with her, tell her she's beautiful (if she has hair that gets in her eyes then brush it over her ear and lightly hold your hand on her face) and go for it. Or if you're giving her a hug then pull back a little near the end of it, move your hands to her waist, make eye contact, then lean in and kiss her. I hope that helped. The most important thing is to just man up and do it, chances are if you've been going out for a month then she won't reject you
User avatar #117 to #81 - kyrian (11/26/2012) [-]
I know how you feel. There's the nervousness and anxiety, that urging feeling to tell you to just do it, but you're scared to. Your heart will be pounding. That moment comes when she gives you that look that says she wants you, that shy, flirty look that makes her eyes sparkle and makes your stomach flutter. This is when you have to just clear your mind for that split second and just go for it. You will both love it. Goosebumps all over. It's time, you should do it before the opportunity slips away. You will regret it if you don't. I was always scared of things like that as a teenager. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. I kinda regretted not taking those opportunities that were laid out right in front of me.
User avatar #115 to #81 - irokk (11/26/2012) [-]
Put mouth on mouth


Welcome your
User avatar #105 to #81 - elenana (11/26/2012) [-]
It all works out, just kiss her. But if it seems like its a big step or scares you to just go for it, you can do some cute stuff like tickle her and tease her a bit, then as the moment seems right you stroke her cheek a little bit or her hair and just go for it. Cant really say much more its been so long since I was beta but best answer is to just go balls out and put yourself out there.
User avatar #96 to #81 - davidokuro (11/26/2012) [-]
It really doesn't matter how you do it. You can straight ask "Can I kiss you?" or you can just kiss her. If she's dating you, odds are she'll want to kiss you too and won't really reject you unless the situation is obviously wrong (like in a crowded subway or something).
User avatar #101 to #96 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, a couple weeks ago, we went to the movies (a nearly empty theater) and we joked around a lot and both laughed a lot, and, no joke, like 7 times, we locked eyes and I could tell she wanted to kiss, but each time I ******* beta'd out and just ate another piece of candy. I'm not going to let more opportunities slip like that again
User avatar #104 to #101 - davidokuro (11/26/2012) [-]
Really man, you gotta just ball up and do it. You can start by cuddling up to her and maybe kissing her on the cheek if that helps you, but you really don't need to think too hard about it. Like I said, she's probably expecting it.
User avatar #106 to #104 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I think a lot of it's also preconceived ideas and traditions in our culture that guys always have to make the first move, and she's already shy as ******* balls, so it isn't a great boost to anything. And I have kissed her cheek before and I cuddle up with her whenever I can (while watching a movie or something).
User avatar #119 to #106 - dickcockpenisetc (11/26/2012) [-]
Is she well aware that you do, indeed, lift?
User avatar #108 to #106 - davidokuro (11/26/2012) [-]
So just kiss her then, it isn't hard. I know you think it is, but it isn't.
#92 to #81 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
how is it even possible to be dating for a month at age 16 and not even ******* kiss? i mean, dude, what the **** do you call dating? it looks like you two are just good friends.
it's time to alpha it up a bit ****** .
INB4: red thumbs to the anon who isn't entitled to an opinion and who can't inb4.
INB4: log in and say that like a man.
#120 to #92 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
To anon -
You sir, need to repect that someone else prefers to move at a slower pace, and not rush things. A relationship can be succesful whether it goes fast or slow.
User avatar #98 to #92 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
Well, anon, the real reason we haven't kissed is because we go to different schools and we don't see each other as much as other couples, or as much as i would like to. We see each other every weekend or two and text everyday. I know it doesn't sound like a strong relationship, but it's good and I love what I have with her.
User avatar #85 to #81 - beepboopbingslam (11/26/2012) [-]
Kissing's not a big deal mate, just go for it!
User avatar #87 to #85 - thehandofgod (11/26/2012) [-]
what I was honestly thinking, and what my dad said was a good idea, was just asking her if I could kiss her. We've been dating a while, so I don't think it's be that bad if I do that. Any thoughts?
#157 to #87 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah like most of the people said just go in for it, when i do it i dont even think, just make sure its a somewhat right moment and look into her eyes and then at her lips, if she has any sense in her she will know its about to happen, chances are she wants to kiss you but as the man you're always expected to make the first move, once you kiss her it will be alot easier to kiss her whenever you like from on out!
#93 to #87 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Whatever you do, please for the love of god don't do that! Just go for it man, be confident, like beepboopbingslam said it's not a big deal.
#91 to #87 - pewpewmagic (11/26/2012) [-]
Just do it, take her by suprise, with my ex when I got my first feel of the goodies coz I just did it, she laughed and encouraged me. With kissing as you lean in, you'll be able to tell if she is interested or not by if she leans forward (towards you) or backwards.
User avatar #90 to #87 - beepboopbingslam (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah man whatever you feel is right! I personally have never even put this much thought into kissing a girl, I kind of just did it. Talk to her man, tell her how you feel, and yeah, ask her if you feel it would work!
#80 - nevergetsdubs (11/26/2012) [-]
Have to admit I've done this....
#72 - dopplerpillow (11/25/2012) [-]
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#77 to #72 - jlsmith (11/26/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #67 - themadkitty (11/25/2012) [-]
i just came...
User avatar #64 - umaya (11/25/2012) [-]
before you kiss a girl, find a girl to kiss, the assassin vision thing from ac to filter out all the skanks and hoes would be helpful.
#54 - pukingrainbows (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #58 - umaya (11/25/2012) [-]
What about tier 15?
User avatar #63 to #62 - umaya (11/25/2012) [-]
oh, there it is.
User avatar #83 to #59 - anonythegame (11/26/2012) [-]
anal fisting
User avatar #110 to #83 - liquidz (11/26/2012) [-]
No... Fishing... Anal Fishing
User avatar #206 to #110 - yojo (11/26/2012) [-]
Go home liquidz, you're drunk
User avatar #46 - runeception (11/25/2012) [-]
meh, getting my hand to her vag and then rubbing viciously, is much easier and efficient than this guide.
also this is a true story they go crazyyyy
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User avatar #88 to #61 - loneranger (11/26/2012) [-]
I only want to know one thing, where in the hell do fatasses like that get underwear that big?!
User avatar #116 to #88 - sgc (11/26/2012) [-]
bigger underwear is cheaper in bulk and elastic is a wonderfull thing man
User avatar #65 to #61 - runeception (11/25/2012) [-]
no, but really.. me and my girlfriend had sex this friday, then just laying in the bed cuddling, and she wouldn't let me go out of bed, I wanted to go see the movie that was on in my living room, ''The day after tomorrow'' so I was bored, and took my fingers down to her lips between her hips, I just did it ultra fast and she orgasmed and we had sex one more time, trust me on this one, doubt me or what ever, when you get in the situation, get your two fingers to her clitoris or the area around, and just spin that **** furiosly :)
#111 to #65 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
Damn cool story, do you think you have time to tell it again?
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#69 to #65 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand back in the real world, people dont do that **** , she'd probably just give you a slap. Ain't nobody got time for that!
User avatar #70 to #69 - runeception (11/25/2012) [-]
no, not really... she is my girlfriend, so she knew what she signed up with, a guy that used to masturbate up to 10 times can easily have sex 2-3 timer in a row
#95 to #70 - kellbells (11/26/2012) [-]
Look, that's nice and all, but I really don't need to know about that. If we wanted sex advice, we would go to google.
User avatar #97 to #95 - runeception (11/26/2012) [-]
nawww google can suck pancakes
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