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#208 - deathrinderalta (11/26/2012) [-]
This works better
This works better
User avatar #204 - caaaaarrrllll (11/26/2012) [-]
just told this to my gf.
Best pre-marital sex of my life
#199 - candymilkcow (11/26/2012) [-]
i'll try it tomorrow
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#197 - heetler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#195 - ddrmaster (11/26/2012) [-]
Well fj, I rarely comment. But when I do it's when something is actually humorous to me. I might actually do that just to see what happens.

Yea man,
One stoned man
#189 - englman (11/26/2012) [-]
Before I kiss a girl.
Before I kiss a girl.
User avatar #178 - deezknuts (11/26/2012) [-]
my experience:

BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL
-remember that you're single as ****
-that feel when no gf
-go back to being sad and ugly
-too much of a nice guy
-funnyjunk to get over ex-gf
-fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
-slight depression mixed with chronic anxiety
-one day decide its too much
-go to my room
-to my closet
-open the door
-get on the floor
-everybody walk the dinosaur
#205 to #178 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
stfu with this "too much of a nice guy ******** "
User avatar #207 to #205 - deezknuts (11/26/2012) [-]
you understand this is a joke right?

and when i say too much of a nice guy im being sarcastic within the boundaries of this particular joke, because i understadn that its because im not attractive
User avatar #183 to #178 - walkingdisaster (11/26/2012) [-]
So call me maybe
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#176 - disregardtheponies has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #174 - uppercasename (11/26/2012) [-]
you lift what
User avatar #222 to #174 - nuclearapparition (11/26/2012) [-]
Sorry, you must be new here.
#363 to #222 - uppercasename (11/26/2012) [-]
**uppercasename rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Robot Pr0n ** < mfw u registered on 4 days ago
User avatar #373 to #363 - nuclearapparition (11/27/2012) [-]
Says the cancerous douche who doesn't even know what lifting is. I'm not even going to bother replying after this, because you're probably some twelve year-old wannabe troll who gets his kicks by trying to get a rise out of people
TL;DR: you're a dick. 0/10, try harder next time.
User avatar #378 to #373 - uppercasename (11/27/2012) [-]
but no rly can u tell me wtf lifting is
User avatar #386 to #378 - nuclearapparition (11/29/2012) [-]
Sure man. Sorry for flipping out, I've been pretty stressed lately. Anyway, asking someoneif they even lift is like asking them if they lift weights. It's kind of a macho-man thing.
#173 - tiberia (11/26/2012) [-]
This works too
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#170 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #180 to #170 - jacklane (11/26/2012) [-]
Those twinkies... they are worth 22 million on ebay!
-3
#181 to #180 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #193 to #181 - jacklane (11/26/2012) [-]
It's not hard to do an ebay search for twinkies and then filter highest to lowest price... so get off my case, potato face.
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#196 to #193 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #200 to #196 - jacklane (11/26/2012) [-]
Haha! I was preparing for the worst on your response. My next response was going to be "I'm giving up on you" But now my response is....( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
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#201 to #200 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #202 to #201 - jacklane (11/26/2012) [-]
Just so ya know, I didn't thumb you at all. The reds were not my doing!
+1
#203 to #202 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#171 to #170 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #175 to #171 - uppercasename (11/26/2012) [-]
he lifts twinkies maybe
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#177 to #175 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #166 - anonomoz ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
which girl?
User avatar #168 to #166 - mrhumperdoodle (11/26/2012) [-]
what the hell is a girl?
#165 - MrMustacho ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
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#188 to #165 - baloonwalrus (11/26/2012) [-]
Glad to see someone else likes Archer as well
#164 - joedangermotley (11/26/2012) [-]
**joedangermotley rolled a random image posted in comment #1871618 at MLP Brony Board ** MFW i lift
#159 - kuracha ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Before you kiss a girl
#156 - skinless (11/26/2012) [-]
works on gays to
#152 - jgcamaro (11/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #160 to #152 - kandazz (11/26/2012) [-]
That's pretty impressive. No I don't lift.
#161 to #160 - jgcamaro (11/26/2012) [-]
practice
#150 - moustachefingers (11/26/2012) [-]
Standard internet protocol.

Just doing my job.
User avatar #194 to #150 - hydrotos (11/26/2012) [-]
standard funnyjunk right there
spam >rape and get 42 thumbs
on a comment
#148 - iluvharrypotter (11/26/2012) [-]
>Be making out with my girlfriend
>She's on top of me
>Tease her by putting the tip in and out
>She likes the dick
>She starts screaming like in pain
>wtfbro.jpg
>She gets off the bed and screams to call 911
>take her to the hospital
>wait like 2 hours all anxious without seeing how, doctors keep on coming and going asking what happen
>See a bunch of doctors going to her room
>ohshatnegro.png
>They tell me to come in the room
>They're taking some large object out of her, I thought it was a dead fetus or some ****
>Some nurse yells out "I-is that a bucket"
>I make bitches cum buckets



#153 to #148 - whattheart (11/26/2012) [-]
8/10 good job xD didnt see it cumming
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