Explain?

I believe it's University of North Dakota, which he saw on the lanyard attached to said friends keys resting on the table. I'm guessing the Sioux are their mascot.

That's funny, I live in SD, Sioux falls :o

If I recall correctly, the Sioux were among the most violent in all the western half of the U.S. before and during the invasion of the Americas... Quite a mascot indeed.

I haven't been to South or North Dakota in years though. Nice place to vacation if you want to be alone, I've heard.

The "D"?

Everyone wants a piece of that D.

hey guise

Oh yes.

The Drink?

You might want this next time.

Even if you're black, just...don't do that over the internet. If you REALLY have to, leave it on facebook.

And this is why you should stay in school, kids

Might I impart a little word of advice onto thee?
Consider your words in the future, lest you make a further fool of yourself.