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#58 - josieabby
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(11/26/2012) [-]
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs.  Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"   
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.   
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly **** like, "My cow is in your garden."      
"I don't have a garden."   
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"   
   
Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.
When we were kids, my little brother and I would call KFC and ask the person that answered if they had chicken legs. Then we'd laugh and say, "I bet you look funny!"
We'd also call the bowling alley and ask the man if he had 10 lb balls, etc.
We'd also call random numbers (before caller ID) and say silly **** like, "My cow is in your garden."
"I don't have a garden."
"I DON'T HAVE A COW!"

Stupid now, but funny as hell when you're 10 yrs old.




#57 - caaaaarrrllll
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Unfortunately my testicles are actually oysters. Oysters that do showtunes
#78 to #57 - anthonyh
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Rocky mountain oysters?
#79 to #78 - caaaaarrrllll
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(11/26/2012) [-]
You sir are a god
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#45 - atangytaco
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#113 to #45 - bbppff
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(12/09/2013) [-]
Oh Paul, so sad.
#43 - spawnconnery
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls
#40 - kinglybotman
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(11/26/2012) [-]
#39 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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(11/26/2012) [-]
call store



woman answers
#41 to #39 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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(11/26/2012) [-]
post comment

forget to add picture...

twice
#42 to #41 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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(11/26/2012) [-]
forgets to post photo 3 times
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#35 - darksleeper
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#49 to #35 - drmrniceguy
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(11/26/2012) [-]
No.
No.
#32 - crazyapachepilot
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#30 - brothergrimm
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#29 - julpiter
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#25 - warlockrichard
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#22 - quincyadam
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#26 to #22 - lazyvoltage
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Ricky Gervais might have the best laugh ever.
It could cure cancer.
#28 to #26 - creosote
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(11/26/2012) [-]
That's an exaggeration.
That's an exaggeration.
#31 to #28 - lazyvoltage
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Well, depression or at least a flu.
#33 to #31 - creosote
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(11/26/2012) [-]
A common cold at best.
#34 to #33 - lazyvoltage
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(11/26/2012) [-]
You're just a real downer.
#36 to #34 - creosote
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Hold on while I lighten the mood.
Hold on while I lighten the mood.
#44 to #36 - lazyvoltage
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(11/26/2012) [-]
ok you alright
#21 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(11/26/2012) [-]
#20 - qun
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(11/26/2012) [-]
this one is really old but still gets me to chuckle when i see it
#18 - fozzoul
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(11/25/2012) [-]
#17 - djequalizee
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(11/25/2012) [-]
I ate a sandwich today.