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User avatar #174 - Whatwhat (11/26/2012) [-]
Bohemian Rhapsody came on the radio. You just don't turn a jam like that off.
#138 - creosote (11/26/2012) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at pissed off worker ** The real reason he was late...
User avatar #23 - djpharaoh (11/25/2012) [-]
"I saw a lizard in the hallway"

personal favorite of my friend's
#144 - funnyhound (11/26/2012) [-]
**funnyhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1485393 at Item Discussion **

Why I was late.
#83 - birgithau (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#122 to #83 - communistrobot (11/26/2012) [-]
You know nothing of my story!
#79 - sierramistfourteen (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**sierramistfourteen rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Endor ** what I have posted on my wall
#81 to #79 - sierramistfourteen (11/25/2012) [-]
oh god noooooooooooo
oh god noooooooooooo
#52 - gangstafish (11/25/2012) [-]
**gangstafish rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at What I Learned **
#36 - mr skeltal (11/25/2012) [-]
Back in high school I had a friend who made up a song about how unicorns needer her help to save their species, and that's why she was late. And she had a beautiful voice. She said it saved her ass more than once.

Now that I think about it, I think she mad wanted my dick, but I was too much of a social trainwreck to realize.
Oh well.
User avatar #22 - vladhellsing ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
I remember these. A few excuses I came up with:

Stepped on a landmine.
Avalanche.
Found a Leprechaun. Chased it.
Boss fight.
Crashed into a police car.
Got lost in the woods. (there were no woods around my area)
I tried getting to class early but accidentally set my time machine in the wrong direction.
A clown gave away my hot air balloon at a carnival.
Plane crashed in the wilderness. Had to walk.
#246 - zukelliot (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**zukelliot rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Oh, Youtube ** my excuse.
#261 to #246 - evantheboss (11/26/2012) [-]
I think FJ actually has made me late to class before
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#224 - mr skeltal (11/26/2012) [-]
"There was a tree blocking the road, so I walked around the city to get to school". And yes, I actually used this excuse once.
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