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#51 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#78 to #51 - taye (11/25/2012) [-]
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#48 - paradenoire (11/25/2012) [-]
>be me in highschool
>20 minutes late to chem 30
>6 days after Halloween
>batman costume is still in locker
>put that nocturnal ************ on
>walk into class with backpack and batman costume on
>teacher and students all like "dafuq?"
>I say "sorry I'm late, something came up"
>sit in my desk like nothing happened

>their faces when
#47 - boxdweller ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
"It had to wait for a bit, I was in the middle of some calibrations."
User avatar #45 - cossackwhoop (11/25/2012) [-]
I went on a sex spree.
#44 - mrlawl (11/25/2012) [-]
Here's another.
Here's another.
User avatar #248 to #44 - supersmileyface (11/26/2012) [-]
that was little Hitler's excuse
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User avatar #40 - zekeon (11/25/2012) [-]
I had to stop because it was hammer time.
User avatar #38 - drainbramage (11/25/2012) [-]
Me and my friend are always late, and whoevers fault it was comes up with the excuse, I always use the excuse "we were stuck behind some fat guy" his are always pretty creative, but one of the all time best was: "drainbramage was kidnapped by Russian terrorists so I had to save him."
#37 - templenator (11/25/2012) [-]
The best excuse I ever gave for being late to college, and I mean seriously late, like an hour late from an hour and a half session, was this
"Holly, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!"
Cue entire class laughing, and me being let off scot free as I knew she was a massive LOTR fan
#36 - devout feminist (11/25/2012) [-]
Back in high school I had a friend who made up a song about how unicorns needer her help to save their species, and that's why she was late. And she had a beautiful voice. She said it saved her ass more than once.

Now that I think about it, I think she mad wanted my dick, but I was too much of a social trainwreck to realize.
Oh well.
#35 - ianbear (11/25/2012) [-]
"I had to stop, collaborate and listen"    
   
Oh god...I seriously needed that, thank you.
"I had to stop, collaborate and listen"

Oh god...I seriously needed that, thank you.
User avatar #34 - rebby (11/25/2012) [-]
at least tumblr showed all the excuses
User avatar #31 - modernwish (11/25/2012) [-]
"Ay bruh....."

My favorite.
#28 - pepemex (11/25/2012) [-]
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#27 - devout feminist (11/25/2012) [-]
I would have came sooner, but the zubats were everywhere.
#24 - connection (11/25/2012) [-]
I was livin la vida loca?
User avatar #23 - djpharaoh (11/25/2012) [-]
"I saw a lizard in the hallway"

personal favorite of my friend's
User avatar #22 - vladhellsing (11/25/2012) [-]
I remember these. A few excuses I came up with:

Stepped on a landmine.
Avalanche.
Found a Leprechaun. Chased it.
Boss fight.
Crashed into a police car.
Got lost in the woods. (there were no woods around my area)
I tried getting to class early but accidentally set my time machine in the wrong direction.
A clown gave away my hot air balloon at a carnival.
Plane crashed in the wilderness. Had to walk.
#20 - phanact (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't understand how this can be 1.65% OC

But here is darth vader playing Golf
#16 - justbeingcool (11/25/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at 50 shades grey on iCarly **
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